Peasants free to breed in peace as minister drops plans to shoot them
(satire – I think) Controversial plans to blast breeding pairs of peasants were abruptly dropped by the Government yesterday, 24 …
Monthly Archives: May 2012
David Cameron’s Advanced Driving Tips
Advanced Driving Skills & Tips by David Cameron Don’t be put off by the apparent difficulty of these maneuvers – …
Gove – Tories to allow schools to be run for education not profit if re-elected
The education secretary has given his clearest indication yet that a future Conservative government could take the radical step of …
Gov’ plan to reduce UK deficit – and bankers’ pay – by 100,000%
The Chancellor, George Osborne, has unveiled a dramatic Plan B to cut the country’s budget deficit by as much as 100,000% – while …
Lady Warsi Reveals Radical Plan To Solve London Housing Crisis
Lady Warsi, the Conservative party co-chairman, has revealed a radical new government plan to solve the severe housing shortage in …
Sceptics Demand Referendum On Eurovision Pull Out
Conservative rebels are pushing for an in-or-out referendum on the Eurovision Song Contest after a Guardian/ICM poll showed they are backed by …
Beecroft Report – increase employment by increasing unemployment
The Prime Minister, David Cameron, is this week expected to back a plan that he says will help boost the …
Ministerial Statement on the Priority School Demolition Programme
News and Press Notices Ministerial Statement on the Priority School Demolition Programme In tackling the challenges we face on the …
Liverpool FC owners cool interest in Nick Clegg
• Lib Dem leader not approached for interview • Clegg considered too ‘crap’ for role The prospect of Nick Clegg becoming Liverpool manager has …
‘Easier Sacking’ Plans Buried by Coalition Over Worries Nick Clegg Could Lose His Job
Clegg hits out at ‘easier sacking’ plan after worries he and other Lib Dem ministers could lose their jobs Nick …
Jobcentre staff to encourage alcoholic jobseekers to seek treatment by starving them to death
Iain Duncan Smith signals measures allowing Jobcentre Plus staff to sentence claimants to death who refuse treatment Unemployed people suspected …
Jobseekers Fight For Workfare Placements in NHS Hospital After Cameron Announces Vasectomy Operation There
Contrary to reports that the unemployed, including disabled and seriously sick people, are opposed to being made to work for …
Paralympic Athletes Listed For Sale on eBay by Sponsor ATOS
London 2012 organisers say they are powerless to stop Paralympic sponsor selling athletes at a profit Paralympic organisers have defended …
David Cameron – I’m driven like Margaret Thatcher – in an armour plated black Jaguar XJ Sentinel
The Prime Minister David Cameron has denied he is too relaxed in his job as Prime Minister – insisting he …
Gove – free bibles to boost nutritional standards on school menus
Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, has announced plans to counter criticisms that the food served in Free Schools and Academies …
Confirmation – Cameron to play Buzz Lightyear in Tory Story 4
Some uncharitable people have been casting doubts on the information I gave in my previous post about David Cameron being sold …
Rupert Murdoch denies claims he may sell off scandal-ridden UK government ministers
Mogul says News Corporation is ‘firmly committed’ to ownership of its government ministers including Cameron, Osborne and Hunt Rupert Murdoch …
Psychiatrist who championed ‘Tory cure’ admits he was wrong
Dr Robert Spitzer apologises for ‘fatally flawed’ study, published in 2001, which claimed people with ‘Tory feelings’ could be ‘cured’ …
Queen Hits Out At Cruel Tyrants By Inviting Them For Lunch
The Queen has made a stand against the human rights abuses of some of the world’s worst unelected dictators by …
Cameron Lectures Eurozone On How to Ruin Economy
Cameron says Eurozone is at a crossroads and urges it to adopt an incompetent, no-growth agenda like the UK’s David …
Tory Modernisers Vow To Drag Party Into 19th Century
In a bid to wrest power away from more traditional, old-fashioned members of the Conservative Party, a group of younger, forward-thinking Tory …
Cameron Deals With Eurozone Crisis By Announcing His Favourite Album Of All Time
The Prime Minister, David Cameron, hit back at criticisms that his government wasn’t taking the crisis in the Eurozone seriously enough …
Government Retirement Age To Be Raised From 5 To 67 years
In a bid to underline its maxim that we are all in this together, the government has announced it will …
Major European Royals in Turmoil as ‘Lazy’ Greek Faces Palace Exit
All European royals were significantly down today after the German leader Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha told her Greek counterpart, Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg that he needed to continue …
Tory MPs urge PM to hire Ashleigh and Pudsey as election managers
David Cameron is under pressure to fire George Osborne as the Tories’ political strategist, with his MPs demanding the Prime …
Cameron Privatises Britain’s Grannies. By Mistake. LOL
EXCLUSIVE! Our fearless reporter, Tom Pride, has managed to hack into the Prime Minister’s phone and he’s recorded this interesting …
Fighter Planes Scrapped After Tests Reveal Government Prone To Unreliability And Frequent U-Turns
The Royal Navy has announced it is to shelve plans to use F-35C fighter planes on its aircraft carriers after …
Despite his lack of relevance, Nick Clegg is likely to have attended sensitive meetings, No 10 admits
Officials say Lib Dem leader was probably at meetings where intelligence was discussed despite low level relevance vetting. Downing Street …
Comrades Clegg & Cameron Announce 5-Year Plan in Tractor Factory
I’ve written before about my theory that we’re not facing an ultra-Conservative take-over of our country as many seem to …
Archaeologists accuse government of allowing private companies to ‘plunder’ NHS shipwreck
Experts take legal advice in effort to block lucrative deal on excavation of the sunken ruins of the historic wreck …
