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Monthly Archives: May 2012

Peasants free to breed in peace as minister drops plans to shoot them

May 31, 2012

(satire – I think) Controversial plans to blast breeding pairs of peasants were abruptly dropped by the Government yesterday, 24 …

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David Cameron’s Advanced Driving Tips

May 30, 2012

Advanced Driving Skills & Tips by David Cameron Don’t be put off by the apparent difficulty of these maneuvers – …

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Gove – Tories to allow schools to be run for education not profit if re-elected

May 30, 2012

The education secretary has given his clearest indication yet that a future Conservative government could take the radical step of …

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Gov’ plan to reduce UK deficit – and bankers’ pay – by 100,000%

May 29, 2012

The Chancellor, George Osborne, has unveiled a dramatic Plan B to cut the country’s budget deficit by as much as 100,000% – while …

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Lady Warsi Reveals Radical Plan To Solve London Housing Crisis

May 28, 2012

Lady Warsi, the Conservative party co-chairman, has revealed a radical new government plan to solve the severe housing shortage in …

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Sceptics Demand Referendum On Eurovision Pull Out

May 26, 2012

Conservative rebels are pushing for an in-or-out referendum on the Eurovision Song Contest after a Guardian/ICM poll showed they are backed by …

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Beecroft Report – increase employment by increasing unemployment

May 25, 2012

The Prime Minister, David Cameron, is this week expected to back a plan that he says will help boost the …

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Ministerial Statement on the Priority School Demolition Programme

May 24, 2012

News and Press Notices Ministerial Statement on the Priority School Demolition Programme In tackling the challenges we face on the …

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Liverpool FC owners cool interest in Nick Clegg

May 24, 2012

• Lib Dem leader not approached for interview • Clegg considered too ‘crap’ for role The prospect of Nick Clegg becoming Liverpool manager has …

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‘Easier Sacking’ Plans Buried by Coalition Over Worries Nick Clegg Could Lose His Job

May 23, 2012

Clegg hits out at ‘easier sacking’ plan after worries he and other Lib Dem ministers could lose their jobs Nick …

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Jobcentre staff to encourage alcoholic jobseekers to seek treatment by starving them to death

May 23, 2012

Iain Duncan Smith signals measures allowing Jobcentre Plus staff to sentence claimants to death who refuse treatment Unemployed people suspected …

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Jobseekers Fight For Workfare Placements in NHS Hospital After Cameron Announces Vasectomy Operation There

May 22, 2012

Contrary to reports that the unemployed, including disabled and seriously sick people, are opposed to being made to work for …

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Paralympic Athletes Listed For Sale on eBay by Sponsor ATOS

May 21, 2012

London 2012 organisers say they are powerless to stop Paralympic sponsor selling athletes at a profit Paralympic organisers have defended …

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David Cameron – I’m driven like Margaret Thatcher – in an armour plated black Jaguar XJ Sentinel

May 21, 2012

The Prime Minister David Cameron has denied he is too relaxed in his job as Prime Minister – insisting he …

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Gove – free bibles to boost nutritional standards on school menus

May 21, 2012

Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, has announced plans to counter criticisms that the food served in Free Schools and Academies …

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Confirmation – Cameron to play Buzz Lightyear in Tory Story 4

May 20, 2012

Some uncharitable people have been casting doubts on the information I gave in my previous post about David Cameron being sold …

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Rupert Murdoch denies claims he may sell off scandal-ridden UK government ministers

May 19, 2012

Mogul says News Corporation is ‘firmly committed’ to ownership of its government ministers including Cameron, Osborne and Hunt Rupert Murdoch …

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Psychiatrist who championed ‘Tory cure’ admits he was wrong

May 19, 2012

Dr Robert Spitzer apologises for ‘fatally flawed’ study, published in 2001, which claimed people with ‘Tory feelings’ could be ‘cured’ …

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Queen Hits Out At Cruel Tyrants By Inviting Them For Lunch

May 19, 2012

The Queen has made a stand against the human rights abuses of some of the world’s worst unelected dictators by …

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Cameron Lectures Eurozone On How to Ruin Economy

May 17, 2012

Cameron says Eurozone is at a crossroads and urges it to adopt an incompetent, no-growth agenda like the UK’s David …

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Tory Modernisers Vow To Drag Party Into 19th Century

May 17, 2012

In a bid to wrest power away from more traditional, old-fashioned members of the Conservative Party, a group of younger, forward-thinking Tory …

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Cameron Deals With Eurozone Crisis By Announcing His Favourite Album Of All Time

May 16, 2012

The Prime Minister, David Cameron, hit back at criticisms that his government wasn’t taking the crisis in the Eurozone seriously enough …

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Government Retirement Age To Be Raised From 5 To 67 years

May 15, 2012

In a bid to underline its maxim that we are all in this together, the government has announced it will …

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Major European Royals in Turmoil as ‘Lazy’ Greek Faces Palace Exit

May 14, 2012

All European royals were significantly down today after the German leader Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha told her Greek counterpart, Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg that he needed to continue …

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Tory MPs urge PM to hire Ashleigh and Pudsey as election managers

May 13, 2012

David Cameron is under pressure to fire George Osborne as the Tories’ political strategist, with his MPs demanding the Prime …

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Cameron Privatises Britain’s Grannies. By Mistake. LOL

May 12, 2012

EXCLUSIVE! Our fearless reporter, Tom Pride, has managed to hack into the Prime Minister’s phone and he’s recorded this interesting …

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Fighter Planes Scrapped After Tests Reveal Government Prone To Unreliability And Frequent U-Turns

May 11, 2012

The Royal Navy has announced it is to shelve plans to use F-35C fighter planes on its aircraft carriers after …

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Despite his lack of relevance, Nick Clegg is likely to have attended sensitive meetings, No 10 admits

May 9, 2012

Officials say Lib Dem leader was probably at meetings where intelligence was discussed despite low level relevance vetting. Downing Street …

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Comrades Clegg & Cameron Announce 5-Year Plan in Tractor Factory

May 9, 2012

I’ve written before about my theory that we’re not facing an ultra-Conservative take-over of our country as many seem to …

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Archaeologists accuse government of allowing private companies to ‘plunder’ NHS shipwreck

May 7, 2012

Experts take legal advice in effort to block lucrative deal on excavation of the sunken ruins of the historic wreck …

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