Study reveals average size of penis in UK Parliament is 5 foot, 10 inches
(satire?) A detailed scientific study of 1,495 penises in the UK parliament has shown the average size of the members …
Category Archives: spite
5 things successful people do every day to avoid being a Lib Dem
(satire?) Do you wake up each morning feeling stressed and anxious about the workday ahead of you? Do you feel …
Rifkind resigns, says being in pay of Chinese not relevant to being chair of intelligence committee
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Rifkind has resigned as Chair of the Intelligence and Security Committee. In his …
Rifkind to be removed as chair of Intelligence Committee after proving he doesn’t have any
(satire?) There are increasing demands for Malcolm Rifkind MP to be removed as the chairman of the House of Commons Intelligence …
Money-for-NO-questions newspaper attacks money-for-questions MPs
(not satire – it’s the Telegraph!) In a perfect illustration of the sad state of the UK today, we’ve got …
How to Dig a Hole – by the Daily Telegraph
(satire?) The Daily Telegraph Guide on How to Dig Yourself into a Deep Hole (with thanks to wikihow) This article covers the technique …
Yep – the ‘jaw-dropping” racist comments by a UKIP candidate really are jaw-dropping
In December last year, UKIP expelled one of their councillors after she made such racist comments to the BBC that they …
UKIP candidate: “What happens when renewable energy runs out?” (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) I’m not making this up, I promise you. In a local debate about …
Prince Charles at parliament in visit to London’s super sewer to celebrate anniversary
(satire?) The Houses of Parliament hosted royalty on Wednesday as Prince Charles descended down into the capital’s deepest, darkest and …
Cameron: unemployed Lib Dem MPs “should do community work” after election
(satire?) Liberal Democrat MPs who are out of work, education or training for six months after being turfed out of office …
UKIP/Tory election pact dead in the water as it attracts just 29 supporters
(not satire!) Just last year, Tory supporting Sun columnist Toby Young launched a campaign to persuade UKIP and Tory supporters to support …
Pope Francis: it is OK to smack Nick Clegg
(satire?) Pope Francis has said it is OK for voters to smack Nick Clegg – as long as his dignity is maintained. …
Murdoch’s Fox censors plus-size models but shows murder of Jordanian pilot
(not satire – it’s Rupert Murdoch!) The Times, Sun and Sky owner Rupert Murdoch’s US TV channel Fox has controversially …
Osborne’s nr 2 Lib Dem Danny Alexander to lose his seat to SNP at next election
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Lord Ashcroft has completed some polling of Scottish constituencies and due to a …
Electoral Reform Society criticises Tory plans for England-only votes
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) The non-partisan Electoral Reform Society has criticised William Hague’s announcement of the Conservative proposal for giving English …
Desperate Tory press now raising spectre of Falklands war to win next election
(not satire – it’s the UK gutter press!) The right-wing press in the UK are once again pulling out every …
Tory Party – fresh from attacking Britain’s wild birds – are now turning on bats
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Considering the Tory Party are supposed to be ‘conservatives’ – it’s a bit strange …
UKIP candidate dropped after comments on ‘the plague of interracial marriage’
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) The UKIP have been forced to drop yet another of their election candidates after he …
Amjad Bashir on Cameron, before he defected to the Tories: “We don’t trust him”
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) UKIP MEP Amjad Bashir has just defected to the Tories. Here he is looking …
Unemployed? Struggling on low wages? Cheer up! Government minister says it’s a boom!
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) If you’re one of the millions of British families struggling to make ends meet …
How Tory MP David Morris shamelessly lied to parliament in food bank debate
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Presumably shamed by the rise of starving families and food banks in the UK …
Cameron insists TV debates must be through medium of interpretive dance
(satire?) David Cameron has threatened to refuse to take part in TV debates ahead of the general election unless the format includes …
UK government is trying to suppress depictions of The Profit too
(satire?) The UK coalition government has been trying to suppress depictions of The Profit – especially when it comes to their …
Rupert Murdoch’s US news channel says non-Muslims “don’t go in” Birmingham
(not satire – it’s Rupert Murdoch!) Fox News – Rupert Murdoch’s news channel in the US – reckons Birmingham is an …
Buckingham Palace Denies Accusations Prince Andrew Once Had 10,000 Men
(satire?) Buckingham Palace has “emphatically” denied allegations made in a US court case against Prince Andrew which allege the Duke of York once …
Atheists left reeling after accident means Bono may never play guitar again
(satire?) Leading proponents of atheism have been left reeling and admitting that on balance of probability a God probably does …
The Daily Mail lied again: 4 in 5 NHS nurses are British not foreign
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail) Here’s the front page of the Daily Mail 3 days ago: It’s a …
UKIP MEP attacks “feckless families” despite owing £2,000 in child support
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) UKIP MEP Janice Atkinson likes to go on (and on) a lot about people she frequently …
Sick Murdoch ‘celebrates’ end of bloody siege by congratulating his own newspaper
(not satire – it’s Rupert Murdoch!) Rupert Murdoch was clearly so overcome with emotion when he heard that two hostages had died as …
New poll: 59% of voters think UKIP are the most sleazy party!
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Respected opinion polling company YouGov occasionally asks people which political parties they think are the most …
