Oops! Mail on Sunday hack f*cks up his story attacking food banks
(not satire – it’s the Mail!) The Mail on Sunday sent out one of its most experienced reporters to do …
Category Archives: spite
Lib Dems get tough with Tories by planning to get flipping annoyed about something
(satire?) The Liberal Democrats have warned their Conservative Party coalition partners that they are planning to get tough with them before …
Vince Cable denies being irrelevant by getting tough on ‘dodgy’ film directors
(satire?) Liberal Democrat Business Secretary Vince Cable has defied criticism that he is completely irrelevant in the government by proposing tough new …
Residents in Thatcher’s former constituency reject naming street after her
(not satire!) Tory councillors in Thatcher’s former constituency of Finchley and Barnet were convinced there would be plenty of residents …
Compassion resigns from government saying it has become a ‘distraction’
(satire?) Compassion has resigned from the cabinet claiming it had become a distraction after seven days of hostile headlines over accusations …
Grant Shapps: I love digging holes as much as I love beer and bingo
(satire?) Conservative party chairman Grant Shapps has responded to criticism of his ‘condescending’ bingo and beer poster by saying he loves digging …
South London Tory MP gets attacked in a hospital by a pensioner
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) This hilarious status has just been posted on Facebook: Sitting in the blood test …
Climate change sceptic Andrew Neil once thought you couldn’t get AIDS from heterosexual sex
(not satire – it’s Andrew Neil!) One of the so-called big guns being dragged out in the media recently to …
UK Government Accused of Killing Lib Dem Flappy Bird and Feeding it to Lions
(satire?) He was only 4 years old but Nick the bright yellow Flappy Bird had to go. Despite a campaign …
Home office announces ban on sales of ultra-cheap Lib Dem electoral promises
(satire?) The UK is set to ban sales of the cheapest manifesto promises from the Liberal Democratic Party across the …
SIZZLING sexy Lib Dem calendar – HOTTEST Lib Dems of 2014!
I’m sure most people are as concerned as I am at the serious damage which has been done to the …
Lib Dems use taxpayers’ money to suppress report into second sex harassment case
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Hot on the heels of allegations that Lib Dem peer Lord Rennard sexually …
Don’t laugh! Tories allegedly miscount votes and announce wrong parliamentary candidate
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) In an extraordinary and farcical sequence of events, it is alleged that a Conservative …
Cameron’s hairdresser – who charges £90 for a cut – given MBE (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s David Cameron’s hair!) David Cameron’s hairdresser - Lino Carbosiero – has been given an MBE in the …
Tory MP’s own website blocked by porn filter she advocated
(not satire!) Claire Perry, the MP – who strongly campaigned for the introduction of website filters to internet websites – …
Paedophile Threatens Libel Over Speculation He Was Former Thatcher Cabinet Minister
(satire?) Senior paedophile figure from Thatcher years vehemently denies allegations of ‘sickening’ right-wing activity, according to Channel 4 News A …
Iain Duncan Smith to undergo surgery after tests reveal severe shrinkage of the heart
(satire?) The Department for Work and Pensions has announced that Iain Duncan Smith is to undergo aortic valve enlargement surgery after …
The Sun apologises to MP for calling her lazy while she was on maternity leave
(not satire – it’s Murdoch’s hacks) The Sun included Labour MP for Manchester Central Lucy Powell in its list of ’10 …
EDL members to be tested on English skills before benefits
(satire?) Members of the English Defence League and other right-wing crackpots are to be tested on their English skills before …
Here’s why China investing in UK infrastructure might not be such a good idea:
(not satire!) Maybe it wasn’t such a great idea Cameron going cap in hand to the Chinese to persuade them …
Shock as TV chef Nigella Lawson admits to using coke and crisps in recipes
(satire?) Nigella Lawson: I used coke only a couple of times in a recipe. And Pepsi only once. TV chef …
British Man Held Captive And Abused By Chinese Maoists Sells Nation Into Slavery
(satire?) In a shocking case of modern-day slavery, a British man freed after spending 3 days being abused by Maoist …
Media storm brewing over Old Bailey expected to bring mass blackouts of memory
(satire?) Chaos in Chipping Norton as storm lashes residents Forecasters predict the massive media storm brewing today over the Old …
Michael Gove adviser calls critic ‘mental’ on Twitter
(not satire – it’s Michael Gove!) A Twitter account used by Education Secretary Michael Gove’s advisers is in trouble again …
Lib Dems again come last in local by-election – with just 19 votes!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) The Liberal Democrats are starting to make a habit of coming last in …
New Tory DWP minister, Mike Penning, once claimed MP’s expenses for a dog bowl
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory MP Mike Penning has been made a minister in the Department of Work and …
Tory members relieved at happy ending after pocket shuffle
Those that avoided a sticky ending of course. The Lib Dems meanwhile are struggling to keep their partner satisified and are obviously suffering from …
Apart from Michael Gove’s face, what else would you ban if you were PM?
Actually I’m joking about Michael Gove’s face. I wouldn’t ban it. Gove’s face is an essential landmark in our political …
Cameron to announce tough clampdown on unemployed Liberal Democrats after next election
(satire?) Liberal Democrat MPs and activists are to be told they will be stripped of their ministerial state benefits when …
Massive countrywide whip-round to buy plane tickets after Centrica threatens to quit UK
(not satire – it’s Centrica!) Apparently British Gas owner Centrica has threatened to leave the UK if Labour’s plans to freeze energy …
