Cameron interviewed by BBC presenter who was at his Xmas Party just 3 months ago
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Is it right that David Cameron was interviewed on Radio 4 today by a …
Monthly Archives: March 2015
Never mind probation officers – let’s replace MPs and Lords with ATM-style machines
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) I think MPs might have just shot themselves in the foot. Because they’ve …
UKIP candidate in bizarre call for Barack Obama to be kidnapped
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) No really, I kid you not. A UKIP parliamentary candidate has called for US President …
Labour announce tough clampdown on unemployed Lib Dem MPs after election
(satire?) A massive crackdown on workshy Liberal Democrat politicians – who under the present government have been used to living a …
Chilling photograph captured in door of Nr 10 as Cameron announces election campaign
(satire?) A spine-chilling photograph of a ghost has been discovered which appears to show the face of a woman reflected in …
This may not be Cameron’s worst policy – but it’s definitely his stupidest
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Cameron and Clegg’s stupidest policy? Introducing formal testing and grading in schools for 4 -year olds. …
Twitter user posts picture of racist attacker on Twitter – and gets trolled
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) A Twitter user tweeted a photograph of a racist attacking him in his car: But Pritpal Singh – …
BREAKING: Cameron pledges NHS to last just 7 days after he becomes PM
(satire?) All hospitals in England will have NHS doctors on duty for a period of seven days before they are thrown on the …
Germanwings co-pilot was once served a kebab in a shop by a Muslim
(satire?) The German man suspected of deliberately crashing a Germanwings A320 plane in the French Alps was once served a …
Last day of parliament: grubby, squalid, nauseous, mean-spirited, underhand, spiteful
(not satire – it’s the Cameron government!) Here are some of the strong words that were used in parliament today …
Relatives of German air crash victims send commiserations to Jeremy Clarkson on losing his job
(satire?) Time for a priority check. The sacking of Jeremy Clarkson and the end of Top Gear is not a …
Police statement: North Yorkshire Police to investigate Jeremy Clarkson attack
(not satire – it’s Jeremy Clarkson!) Statement in relation to Jeremy Clarkson Here is North Yorkshire Police’s statement in relation …
UK security threat level raised after militants attack Cameron at OAP conference
(satire?) David Cameron has announced the UK’s terror threat level has been raised from “substantial” to “severe” in response to …
Tories rush to hand over lucrative school to party donor before election
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) (UPDATE: The Cameron government has decided today to hand the school over to one …
Psychometric and qualitative profiling shows Nick Clegg most likely leader to lie
(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) Now this is interesting. Nick Clegg is the candidate most likely to lie in …
Tory candidate suspended for plotting with far-right group the EDL
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Rising star of the Conservative Party Afzal Amin has been suspended as a Tory parliamentary …
Cameron government refuses Howard League permission to visit private prisons
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Well, this is as shocking as it looks. The Howard League for Penal …
Entire UKIP membership expelled for bringing party into disrepute
(satire?) The entire membership of UKIP has been expelled following accusations that they have brought the party into disrepute. The …
Senior Lib Dem in bizarre attack in parliament on his own budget
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) I’m afraid the Lib Dems really are starting to lose the plot. Senior …
UKIP MEP suspended for “allegations of a serious financial nature”
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) UKIP’s charming PR officer and MEP Janice Atkinson has been suspended for what the …
Proof it’s NOT benefit fraudsters being targeted by Cameron, but the genuinely sick and even dying
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) DWP tells grieving mum her sick son must attend work interview – on …
Tory MP claims £10.80 travel expenses to turn up to Remembrance Sunday event
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory MP for Dudley South, Chris Kelly, claimed £10.80 for travel expenses to turn up to …
Survey: over A THIRD of Brits would consider moving abroad if UKIP win power!
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Blimey – my faith in the British public has just been restored. According to …
Treasury to unveil new 12-sided Vince Cable to replace old two-faced one
(satire?) A new 12-sided Vince Cable will be unveiled ahead of the budget today by the Treasury to replace the famously two-faced …
UK’s first hedgehog conservation area planned for Parliament’s native population of pricks
(satire?) A project centred around the Houses of Parliament to create the UK’s first dedicated hedgehog conservation area is being established, …
Tory Minister for Disabled Esther McVey set to lose her seat at election
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Controversial hardline Tory Minister for the Disabled Esther McVey is set to lose her …
Foot-in-mouth Tory Chairman Grant Shapps says recession is like “an amusement ride”
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory Party chairman Grant Shapps thinks the recession we’ve been experiencing for the last 7 years …
Tony Blair planning to “step back” from his role as the Anti-Christ
(satire?) According to press reports, Tony Blair is preparing to step back from his role as Satan Incarnate, amid deep …
Interview with waiter who served Jeremy Clarkson the night he punched his producer
(satire?) EXCLUSIVE! An interview with Pedro Lopez – the Spanish waiter who served Jeremy Clarkson – who spills the beans …
The Lib Dems desperately need an A-Z candidate to replace Nick Clegg as leader
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Apparently the Liberal Democrats are desperately looking for what is being called an …
