The Day Satire Died. Daily Mail to sue blogger for defamation of character!
(This is not satire – it’s the Mail!) Incredibly, the Daily Mail – after years of railing against the use …
Monthly Archives: July 2012
Tory MP demands return to traditional right-wing omnishambles after success of ‘lefty’ opening ceremony
(satire) Tory MP Aidan Burley has criticised the success of the opening Olympics ceremony saying the efficient organisation and smooth running …
Aidan Burley complains about lack of Nazi theme in ‘leftie’ Olympic ceremony
(satire) Conservative MP Aidan Burley has criticised the Olympics opening ceremony for being “leftie multicultural crap” after discovering it did not …
Blundering, Out-Of-Touch Millionaire Embarrasses UK With Numerous Gaffs Before Meeting Mitt Romney
Red-faced diplomats struggled to play down numerous gaffs by David Cameron, an accident-prone UK candidate for the country’s 2015 elections, after he dropped …
UK suffers worst double-dipstick chancellor in 50 years
(satire) Britain’s chancellor George Osborne’s economic competence collapsed by 0.7% in the second quarter of 2012 as the country’s double-dipstick …
Ministers Admit Paying Tradesmen Cash-In-Hand To Run Country
(satire) David Cameron, Boris Johnson and Nick Clegg have all admitted that they have made cash-in-hand payments to tradesmen to run essential state services such …
While the government does nothing about corporate tax evasion – plumbers are going to prison for it
(This isn’t satire – it’s David Gauke!) Most people now know about Tory minister David Gauke’s mind-blowingly hypocritical statement that paying a …
US Mulls Possible People Link In Mass Gun Killings
(satire) In the wake of the Sandy Hook school and Colorado theatre massacres, the US government is mulling over the …
Rat warning as floods flush out pests from city boardrooms
(satire) Health experts have warned homeowners to take measures to stop further infestations of “huge numbers” of pin-striped rats flushed …
Senior government adviser warns that problem banking families ‘have too many children’
(satire) Mothers in large problem banker families should be “ashamed” of the damage they are doing to society and stop …
Serious Breach Of Security As Worker Smuggles Can of Pepsi Into Olympic Park
(satire) A TERRIFYING flaw in London’s Olympic Park security was exposed last night after a worker smuggled a REAL can …
Met apologises for hiring police officers without asking their names
(satire) Scotland Yard has admitted its policy of not bothering to ask prospective candidates who they are in job interviews before hiring …
IMPORTANT WARNING – tips on how to avoid mauling by dangerous breeds of PCs
(satire) How do you fend off a dangerous pc? A 47-year-old man in London has been accidently killed by what …
G4S Boss Nick Buckles Admits His Mullet Is `Humiliating Shambles’
(satire) Private security company set to lose £50m from £284m Olympics contract after admitting it cannot supply enough security personnel …
G4S have their own corporate song – but maybe these would be more appropriate ……
(Not satire – it’s G4S!) Did you know G4S have a corporate song? Talk about hubris – but it’s true. …
Write your own satire – Jeremy Hunt Says Being Rubbish is ‘Completely Normal’
(This is not satire – it’s Jeremy Hunt!) In an interview last Sunday, Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt defended the security company …
G4S Embassy Guards Sacked For Drinking Vodka Out Of Each Others’ Bottoms
(This isn’t satire – it’s G4S!) UPDATE – unbelievably our coalition government has just announced it is extending G4S’s contract to …
Prisoner escaped curfew after G4S mistakenly tagged his false leg!
(not satire – it’s G4S!) I’ve written before about how incompetent G4S was even before the Olympic Games debacle: Oh …
Michael Gove admits he was caned by teachers at school – while on a visit there last week
(satire) The Education Secretary Mr Gove has disclosed he was beaten twice while at Robert Gordons College, an all-boys secondary school, …
Oh dear! G4S were in charge of security at airport which let 9/11 hijackers slip through.
(This isn’t satire – it’s G4S!) Is it only me that’s noticed G4S were the company in charge of airport …
Shake-up of welfare payments includes plans to send widowed parents to Afghanistan
(satire) In a move that ministers say will stop bereaved parents from becoming too dependent on state hand-outs, ministers have revealed new …
Al Qaeda affiliate G4S pins down thousands of UK troops in remote Stratford province
(satire) A sinister organisation called G4S – infamous for its brutal mistreatment of its members – has claimed significant success …
Luke Bozier and Louise Mensch launch new rival to Facebook called Facepalm
(satire) Former Labour supporter Luke Bozier, who since he deserted the Labour Party for the Tories has successfully carved out a …
New government rules – teachers to get just £2 million payout after dismissal for incompetence
(satire) Teachers to be given seven figure disciplinary packages under new rules Under new rules of dismissal based on methods …
ASK NICK! Sage advice from our resident agony aunt – Nick Clegg
(satire) ASK NICK Got a problem? Why not get some sound advice from our regular agony aunt – Nick Clegg. …
Exclusive: read an extract from Part 4 of the blockbuster trilogy – 50 Shades Of Grayling
(satire – maybe) You’ve already experienced the story of how millions were abused and humiliated at the hands of a …
Scottish Player Loses To Fluent English Speaking Tennis Star Roger Federer
(satire) A Scottish tennis player has lost this year’s Men’s Wimbledon Single’s Tennis Final to fluent English speaking tennis star …
Tom Cruise – shut up woman and stop arguing with your husband!
(This is not satire – it’s Tom Cruise!) Scientology’s in the news again, of course, because of the split between …
Louise Mensch Admits To Being Class A User – But Refuses To Reveal Which People She Used
(satire) Tory MP Lousie Mensch admitted on the BBC programme Question Time last night that she had been a class A user in …
Top Tories – Osborne not fit to run the country into the ground, just its economy
(satire) Senior figures in the Conservative Party have turned on the Chancellor, George Osborne saying they no longer regard him …
