Jellyfish in intensive care after coming into contact with David Cameron
(satire?) A jellyfish was recovering today after it came into close contact with the Prime Minister David Cameron as he chillaxed in the sea with …
Category Archives: vindictiveness
National Audit Office accuses Vince Cable of selling himself off too cheaply
(satire?) The business secretary, Vince Cable, has refused to apologise over last year’s bargain-basement sale of his principles, despite a scathing report …
I was rent boy and sex toy of top Tories claims Nick Clegg
(satire?) Nick Clegg has claimed today that he was forced into sexual slavery and was used as an unwilling ‘rent boy’ by senior …
Treasury to unveil new 12-sided Vince Cable
(satire?) A new 12-sided Vince Cable has been unveiled by the Chancellor George Osborne to replace the famously two-faced one …
Lib Dem? Feeling impotent? Keep losing your elections? Get help here:
(satire?) For most politicians, the occasional loss of an election shouldn’t be seen as anything more than a minor inconvenience. …
Advice on what to do after a car crash – by car crash expert Iain Duncan Smith
(satire?) Pride’s Purge is taking a break from politics with an interesting article on what to do after a car …
Ukraine: Putin backs down after Cameron threatens to watch Strictly instead of Paralympics
(satire?) The Russian president, Vladimir Putin, has hurriedly agreed to pull back his forces stationed in the Ukrainian Black Sea peninsula …
Nick Clegg hints at coalition with Ukrainian opposition after presidential election
(satire?) Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has denied his party has become politically irrelevant and has hinted at a possible …
EXCLUSIVE! Leaked phone call between Nick Clegg and Rupert Murdoch revealed!
(Satire?) EXCLUSIVE TO PRIDE’S PURGE! Our fearless reporter, Tom Pride, has managed to hack into Rupert Murdoch’s private cell phone …
IMF: rate of banker suicides still “too slow” to prevent future global financial meltdowns
(satire?) The International Monetary Fund has warned that despite a sharp increase in the rate of bankers throwing themselves off high buildings, the …
Cameron warns floods of government ineptitude “likely to get worse”
(satire?) David Cameron has warned that while the weather was due to improve, the sheer volume of his incompetence over recent weeks …
Oh dear. Look what Mark Harper said about people who employ illegal immigrants
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Here’s what Mark Harper – the Tory immigration minister who has just resigned for …
Has Lib Dem Treasury Minister Danny Alexander only got 6 months to live?
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Back in 2011, Liberal Democrat Treasury Minister Danny Alexander said the idea of …
‘One member one vote’ plan for sole remaining Lib Dem member after 2015 election
(satire?) The Liberal Democrats are thought to be planning to adopt a new ‘one member, one vote‘ system for the …
Met Office – January wettest month for Nick Clegg since records began
(satire?) According to new figures released by the Met Office, in January large parts of the UK public endured the …
BBC paedophile denies ‘disgusting’ allegations he is Jim Davidson
(satire?) A well-known BBC paedophile has vowed to clear his name and fight allegations – some stretching back as far …
A correction and apology to the United Kingdom Independence Party from Tom Pride
A correction and apology to UKIP from Tom Pride . In several articles published on Pride’s Purge over the last …
Hypocrite of the Year Award 2014 already won by heartless landlords Fergus and Judith Wilson
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) UK’s biggest buy-to-let landlords – who are evicting their poorest tenants because of …
Journalist tries to enter Schumacher’s hospital room disguised as a human being
(satire?) A journalist who unconvincigly tried to disguise himself as a human being attempted to sneak into the hospital room where Michael …
QUIZ – The Most Idiotic Political Quotes of 2013!
. How well can you match these golden nuggets of pure idiocy to the biggest political numpties of 2013? Take …
Former Archbishop of Canterbury calls Iain Duncan Smith’s remarks “disturbing”
(not satire – it’s Iain Duncan Smith) In an escalation of the war of words between church leaders and the …
The remarkable similarities between Fritz Sauckel and Iain Duncan Smith
(not satire – it’s Iain Duncan Smith!) Neither of these photographs has been photoshopped: Fritz Sauckel - Nazi Work Minister Iain Duncan …
‘Anal knitter’ Iain Duncan Smith knits policies with facts taken straight from his anus
(satire?) In a process involving bodily fluids, knitting and complete b*llocks, Westminster-based radical performance artist Iain Duncan Smith has taken …
Nadhim Zahawi MP wins Spoilt Personality of the Year for suggesting cutting child benefits
(satire?) Millionaire Tory MP Nadhim Zahawi has been voted the 2013 Spoilt Personality of the Year after saying child benefits should be …
UK Prime Minister at Mandela Memorial Accused of Being a Fake
(satire?) The British Prime Minister at Tuesday’s memorial service in Johannesburg for Nelson Mandela may have appeared to have been …
Dangerous Breeds of Bitches Face Ban After Child Savaged by Katie Hopkins
(satire?) There have been calls for stricter controls and even an outright ban on dangerous breeds of bitches after a …
UK to send huge delegation of platitudes and cliches to Mandela lip service
(satire?) A huge delegation of British platitudes, cliches and hypocrisy will be travelling to South Africa tomorrow to represent the …
Shocking UK milestone: now more ‘hardworking’ people in poverty than unemployed
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) According to a new report by the Joseph Rowntree Foundation, there are now …
10 indisputable facts which prove there is no link between intelligence and wealth
(satire?) 1. Donald Trump is rich 2. Justin Beiber is rich 3. Mark Thatcher is rich 4. Paris Hilton is rich 5. Mitt …
Oscar-winning Hollywood actor Michael Douglas to play Boris Johnson in new film
(satire?) Movie Legend Michael Douglas is to reprise his Oscar-winning role as the ruthless London Mayor “Boris Johnson” in a …
