Cameron is outsourcing British jobs to India, Poland and Morocco – at taxpayers’ expense
(not satire – it’s the UK today) Hang on to your hats – here’s an example of government incompetence and downright …
Monthly Archives: June 2014
Cameron congratulates Juncker, covers him in coconut butter and licks him all over
(not satire – it’s David Cameron!) Just days after David Cameron denounced Jean-Claude Juncker’s nomination for the top job in Brussels …
Hardworking families thank Cameron for help but plead “Please make it stop”
(satire?) The hardest working families across the UK are so grateful to David Cameron and the coalition government for the help they’ve …
Cameron denies biting Juncker: “I lost my balance and accidentally fell on him”
(satire?) The prime minister David Cameron says he did not bite the newly elected European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker at a European Council meeting in …
Party politics aside, anyone else think Ed Miliband’s critics are getting a bit desperate?
(not satire – I think) I’m not particularly trying to fly the Ed Miliband flag here, but is it only …
Tories “categorically” rule out all-human shortlists
(satire?) Tory minister Nicky Morgan has suggested that the Tories should consider all-human shortlists to improve the level of human representation in …
Hiding in plain sight: top Tories’ close ties to Jimmy Savile
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) We’ve heard a LOT in the mainstream press about the very tenuous links …
How MI5 vetted Savile. And decided paedophilia was nothing to worry about.
(not satire – unfortunately) According to that hotbed of left-wing, anti-establishment conspiracy theories, the Daily Telegraph reckons Jimmy Savile would have …
Syria crisis: the top 10 fashion hits and misses – in pictures
(satire?) The Syria crisis: the top 10 best and worst dressed fighters: 1) These tight-fitting, three quarter length pocketless trousers combined with …
Extraordinary online spat between UK and Isle of Man governments over independence
(not satire – it’s the UK government!) An extraordinary online disagreement has emerged between the UK government and the Isle of Man …
Osborne to announce possible ‘HS3’ link between his arse and his elbow
(satire?) Chancellor George Osborne was expected to announce plans for a possible new ‘HS3’ line between his arse and his elbow today. The …
Tony Blair: “WMDs are in Tory MP’s wardrobe”
(satire?) Former prime minister Tony Blair has called for tough military action against Tory MP Crispin Blunt who he claims is …
The single most devastating reason NOT to vote Tory or Lib Dem at the next election
(not satire – it’s the Tories and the Lib Dems!) The NHS has been severely damaged by the coalition government …
Why do I get trolled most of all when I criticise the UK mainstream media?
(not satire – it’s the UK press) Contrary to popular belief, I’m much more of a cock-up and cover-up man …
I still remember when firefighters were heroes. Now we just ignore them.
(not satire – it’s the UK today) Time was – not that long ago – when firefighters were considered to be …
BBC and press ignore massive demonstration against austerity in London
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) If you were in the centre of London today you might have noticed …
Tory Minister: “We are going to scr*w over the Liberals”
(not satire – it’s the coalition) Some of the mainstream press have been reporting that an adviser to Ed Miliband has …
Remember. At the peak of austerity, Osborne gave UK’s 300,000 richest households a tax cut
(not satire – it’s George Osborne and Nick Clegg!) It’s so easy to forget. It was so long ago. But …
Nick Clegg “optimistic” about England’s chances despite elimination
(satire?) The Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has said England is still well on the way to winning the World Cup in …
Michael Gove expected to resign after PM threatens to give him his ‘full support’
(satire?) The Education Secretary Michael Gove is expected to resign after the Prime Minister David Cameron threatened to give him his strong backing …
UK today: 40% of cancer patients can’t afford to heat their home properly
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Macmillan Cancer Support have commissioned a new report which shows the severe financial problems now …
Academy school in meltdown as ex-prison head puts 100s of children in isolation
(not satire – it’s Michael Gove!) More trouble for Education Secretary Michael Gove. An Academy school on the Isle of …
The two surprising NHS surveys the government hopes you don’t see
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) There has been a concerted campaign in the mainstream press over the last few …
Heartless government cut pay of police officers injured in line of duty. And threaten the sack.
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Looks like the Tories are taking revenge on the police after their falling …
Tony Blair: west must consider military intervention in Brazil
(satire?) Ex-PM says allies should consider military options short of sending ground troops after England’s 2:1 defeat by Italy Tony Blair has urged …
Nick Clegg: Spain on course to win World Cup after 5-1 defeat
(satire?) The Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has said Spain is well on the way to winning the World Cup …
From today there will be no paramedics in some ambulances for 999 calls
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Did you know that from today (Saturday) ambulances in some parts of the UK will …
Not only Miliband, but Clegg and Cameron posed with the Sun too
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) From a lot of the press coverage, you’d think it was only Labour …
Iain Duncan Smith’s historic links to the far-right
(not satire – it’s Iain Duncan Smith!) No one should be surprised by the extremities of Duncan Smith’s attacks on the …
Radical ISIS terrorists in Iraq threaten gains made by brave ISIS freedom fighters in Syria
(satire?) Western security experts are warning western powers must be prepared to take a military stand against dangerously fundamentalist terrorist …
