P&O Ferries value their shop goods over the lives of their passengers?
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Six months ago, Richard Fearnside was travelling home from holiday on a night …
Monthly Archives: November 2013
The Boris Johnson IQ Test – take this quick test to see exactly how thick you are
(satire?) Take the Mayor of London’s IQ test and see if you’re too poor to be intelligent: . . Related articles by …
UKIP Cllr who called care children ‘takers’ got state grants for his own children
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) A UKIP councillor in Cambridgeshire who accused 3 children in care of being “takers …
Oscar-winning Hollywood actor Michael Douglas to play Boris Johnson in new film
(satire?) Movie Legend Michael Douglas is to reprise his Oscar-winning role as the ruthless London Mayor “Boris Johnson” in a …
Letter to Nick Clegg from defence contractor asking for endorsement
NMA Defence Systems UK Westminster Road London SW20 4ES Mr Nick Clegg Deputy Prime Minister 70 Whitehall London SW1A 2AS …
Whistleblower – Daily Mail approval first priority at DWP
(not satire – it’s Iain Duncan Smith!) A whistleblower at the Department for Work and Pensions who was contracted to …
Independent Scotland to Retain Michael Gove in Severe Blow to Pro-Indy Camp
(satire?) In a severe blow to the pro-independence campaign, Scotland’s First Minister Alex Salmond has admitted an independent Scotland would …
“Back to work” scheme prevents unemployed from …. getting back to work!
(not satire – believe it or not – it’s the UK today!) Another one to add to my growing collection …
The single killer question from ATOS that drove a woman to suicide
(not satire – it’s ATOS) I might have to stop writing satire. It seems I might be giving the wrong …
6 facts that PROVE the Tories are leading the GREENEST government ever!
(satire?) Credit where credit’s due. Before the last election, David Cameron said he would lead the greenest government ever. Well …
Lib Dems announce plan to revive party fortunes by nailing Nick Clegg’s scrotum to the floor
(satire?) The Liberal Democrats have announced a radical plan to revive their flagging fortunes and improve the party’s electoral prospects by pledging to …
Here’s an interesting signature on a petition against ticket office closures: a Mr Boris Johnson
(not satire – it’s Boris Johnson!) London’s Mayor Boris Johnson has just announced he is to close all London Underground’s …
Shocking censorship – police threaten to arrest satirical cartoonist for criticising rogue landlords
(not satire – unfortunately) This is truly shocking. Police in the UK today are threatening to arrest, prosecute and even …
David Cameron launches inquiry into abuse of pure ‘methodism’ by top bankers
(satire?) The Prime Minister David Cameron has announced he is to launch an inquiry into the growing scandal of addiction and use …
DWP forces children centre volunteer to work for Poundland instead
(not satire – it’s ConDemNation today!) A woman who has been volunteering at a Children’s Centre, helping with parent/toddler groups, …
Revealed – the new Conservative Party logo for the 2015 election
(satire?) . Please feel free to comment. . Related articles by Tom Pride: What Tories say vs What Tories mean …
Personal debt to banks: £1.4tn. Taxpayer-funded bailout to banks: £1.6tn. Connection?
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) According to a new report, personal debt in the UK is now £1.4 trillion …
Cycling deaths in London – Boris to make an exception of himself?
(not satire – it’s Boris Johnson!) As part of his continuing efforts to blame cyclists for the recent spate of deaths …
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EXCLUSIVE – Lord McAlpine Admits to Chip Abuse . This headline is entirely true. On his own admission Lord McAlpine used …
Drug addict ‘seeking help’ after admitting being a banker
(satire?) A hard-core drug addict has apologised for his “stupid and wrong” behaviour and said he is seeking professional help after …
Cameron’s (secret) deal to open immigration door to UAE citizens
(not satire – it’s the UK today) The coalition government has agreed to open the door for United Arab Emirates …
Boris Johnson to paint his arse blue in effort to reduce cycling deaths
(satire?) London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced he is to paint his arse blue in an effort to reduce the …
Etymological maps of common words like ‘clegg’, ‘cameron’ and ‘duncan smith’
(satire?) 1) ‘cameron‘ 2) ‘clegg‘ 3) ‘duncan smith‘ . Please feel free to comment. .
DWP crackdown on stuffed toys after disabled bear caught working on Children in Need
(satire?) The Department for Work and Pensions has announced it is launching a campaign to clamp down on benefit fraud …
Home Office threatens 7-year-old boy with deportation
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) A 7-year-old boy has received a letter from the Home Office threatening to …
Guardian claims Lib Dem MPs opposed the bedroom tax when they supported it
(not satire – it’s the UK press!) The Guardian supported the Liberal Democrats at the last general election. And today …
Lizards to sue David Icke over claims they might be Tony Blair
(satire?) Groups representing the rights of lizards and reptiles have announced they are planning to sue David Icke for suggestions …
The harsh reality and unfairness of the government’s anti-immigration campaign
(not satire – it’s the UK today) This has been taken from Harley Miller’s Facebook page, an Australian who has been …
Nick Clegg tries to shed clean-cut image by dry humping a foam finger during PMQs
(satire?) There was shock and outrage last night after ex-child Disney star Nick Clegg twerked and dry humped a foam …
Chancellor announces extra cold weather payments for MPs’ horses at risk of cold
(satire?) The Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne this week set out an increased range of financial support and help …
