Conservative MP ‘unspeakably sorry’ over failure to not get caught declaring donations
(satire?) Bristol North West MP Charlotte Leslie admits ‘full responsibility for not covering up administrative mistakes’ that meant she did …
Category Archives: cynicism
Over a third of Hillsborough victims were kids or teens. But still being blamed.
(not satire – I’m sorry to say) Over a third of the Hillsborough disaster victims were children or teenagers: But they …
Number of women in cabinet now lowest since … the last time Tories were in power
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) After the resignation of Maria Miller, there are now only 3 women out of …
Head of failing schools employed as schools inspector for Ofsted
(not satire – believe it or not!) Derek Davies is the executive principle of two failing privately-run academy schools rated inadequate in …
The truth about the Tory Party’s cover up of its links to paedophilia
(not satire – it’s the Tories) According to the Daily Mail, Labour should apologise for its supposed links in the …
The hypocrisy of Tory MP David Burrowes over Yashika’s deportation
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Teenage A-Level student Yashika Bageerathi was forcefully separated from her mother and deported alone yesterday. …
Thinktank proposing monthly fee for NHS is funded by private healthcare companies
(not satire – it’s the corrupt UK today!) Labour peer Lord Warner – who has written a report released today proposing …
Lest we forget – more Tory MPs voted against gay marriage than voted for it
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) While Cameron is congratulating himself on the historic passing of legislation allowing same-sex marriage …
Meet the NHS patient representative who seems to have a problem with women
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Meet Roger Goss from an organisation called Patient Concern: Goss has been popping up …
Tory vice chair – unqualified teachers hired “on the cheap” in UK schools
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) The education secretary Michael Gove has decided that unqualified teachers can teach our children. …
UK’s shame – now we’re jailing schoolchildren and deporting them alone without their parents
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) (not satire – it’s the UK today!) I’m starting to become ashamed of …
Violent thugs with public school accents and connections to the very top of the Tory Party
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) This story isn’t new but I feel it needs more traction. In 2007, two …
This is why the Tory bingo poster isn’t just funny – it’s downright creepy:
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Here’s an extract from George Orwell’s novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four (my highlights): “Heavy physical work, the care …
Boris Johnson’s crime chief says he’s ‘pleased’ rape is on the rise in London
(not satire – it’s Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson!) Boris Johnson’s deputy mayor for policing and crime, Stephen Greenhalgh, said yesterday …
BoE admits shredding records – cover up of bankers role in crisis continues
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The effort to cover up the role of reckless banking and the massive …
Lib Dem guilty of racial assault – but party still doesn’t throw him out
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Stephen Fenwick – a Liberal Democrat councillor in Sutton - has been found guilty …
According to Lib Dems: closing hospitals is ‘giving local people more say’!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) According to the Liberal Democrats – allowing hospitals to be closed without public …
Police fitted panic button in RMT leader Bob Crow’s home because he was a ‘target’
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) You don’t expect to hear stories in the UK of people being attacked …
Scandal of Lib Dem payments to agree break-up and sell-off of NHS
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) A couple of weeks ago it was reported that top Liberal Democrat Party …
Tory agent: women MPs are ‘imbeciles’ who need a ‘good slap round the face’
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) A Conservative electoral agent and parliamentary assistant to a Tory MP has attacked feminists on Facebook saying …
Tories desperately try to hide their close links to Putin and his United Russia Party
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) Considering the recent events in Ukraine, it’s not very surprising the Tories are …
Supposedly pro-free speech UKIP tries to ban satirical comedy show
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) I’ve written before about how few things annoy me more than UKIP members pretending …
Hmm! Days after paedophilia scandal at No 10 uncovered, Daily Mail attacked Harman
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Look at this short timeline: Feb 13th: a top adviser to David Cameron …
Daily Mail columnist denies links to sinister child pornography distribution network
(satire?) One of the UK’s leading tabloid newspaper columnists, Richard Littlejohn, has denied he has close links to a sinister …
Climate change deniers – just who is Daily Mail reporter David Rose?
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive“- Sir …
Council privatises children’s playground and charges £20 for children to play
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Some Tory councils are now charging children to play. Conservative-controlled Wandsworth council bulldozed a …
Building supplier cashes in on misery and raises prices of sandbags in flood hit area
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) One of the UK’s biggest suppliers of building materials – Jewson – has …
Cameron ‘forgets’ to apply for EU money to help flood victims
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Out of all the many blunders committed by the government so far in its …
Cameron pledges more bank bonuses and unregulated markets to tackle floods
(satire?) A resolute David Cameron vowed to marshal the forces of supply and demand and unregulated financial services to tackle the flooding crisis, pledging a wider role …
Here’s Cameron’s response to the flooding in a nutshell:
(not satire – it’s David Cameron!) This is David Cameron’s response to the flooding in a handy timeline: . Erm …
