Jeremy Clarkson Causes Controversy By Advocating The Death Penalty For Footballers
Controversial BBC Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson caused controversy when he appeared on The One Show last night and appeared …
Monthly Archives: November 2011
Breaking News – Cameron Comes Out In Full Support Of Striking Public Sector Workers
In a surprise turnaround, David Cameron came out today in full support of striking public sector workers, especially if the …
Loss-Making Osborne To Be Sold Off to US Conglomerate
Talking of America, remember the disgraced US company Liam Fox’s “friend”, Adam Werritty was involved with called Atlantic Bridge? Well, …
Clegg – mine’s considerably smaller than it looks
Nick Clegg has denied his scheme to solve youth unemployment is exactly the same as one introduced by the previous …
Osborne Blames Chancellor For Lacklustre Economy
In a sign of serious disagreement inside the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne has publicly blamed the Chancellor’s policies …
Clegg and Cameron Speak As One On Youth Unemployment
. In other words, Clegg’s announced he’s doing this, while Cameron’s announced he’s doing this.
Help Fight Back Against Murdoch’s Benefit ‘Scroungers’ Hotline
It’s time to fight back. While the richest 1% of society are getting richer and richer, Britain’s most vulnerable citizens, the …
Act Of Gove: an event beyond human control – often of a destructive nature – for which there is no legal redress
Michael Gove, the Education Minister, has announced he is to write the foreword to a new edition of the King …
MoD Accused Of Abusing People’s Civil Rights While Killing Them
The army’s former chief legal adviser in Iraq has accused the Ministry of Defence of moral ambivalence and a cultural resistance to human rights while killing …
Government – Increasing Unemployment Key To Reducing It
In a radical new policy initiative to tackle rising joblessness, which has reached an 18-year high, the government has announced …
Adam Smith Institute – Sun Shining For Free Not A Sustainable Business Model
The Adam Smith Institute, a respected right-wing economic think-tank, is backing the coalition government’s decision to drastically reduce subsidies for …
Andrew Lansley’s Face To Help Reduce Hospital Waiting Lists
Andrew Lansley, the Health Secretary, is allowing his face to be used in order to reduce hospital waiting lists by …
Cameron – “Country coming together and united in mutual dislike of me”
The Prime Minister has made a major plea for national unity at a time of major crisis saying that the …
NHS Reforms – Doctors No Longer To Diagnose and Treat Sickness
The government has announced that under its plans to reform the NHS, doctors and GPs will no longer be involved …
Government Announces Radical New Branson Pickles Initiative
After the recent sell-off of taxpayer owned Northern Rock bank to Richard Branson’s Virgin group, the government has announced further …
The Sun Claims Success In Uncovering Benefit Cheating TV Bear
In its campaign to rid the country of ‘disabled benefit scroungers‘ the Sun claimed a victory last night after it uncovered …
Government – British Accents To Blame For High Youth Unemployment, Not Lack Of Jobs
The government today blamed high youth unemployment on Britain’s youth not sounding foreign enough, rather than on the fact there …
Government Agrees To Sell Off Entire Loss-Making Britain
In an extension of its policy to privatise loss-making state-owned assets, the coalition government has announced plans to sell off …
Boris Johnson puts his fingers in his ears and goes lalala when he speaks to bankers
According to his official diary, The Mayor of London Boris Johnson held 86 meetings with bankers and the financial services industry between 2008 …
City of London Starts Legal Action To Evict Vince Cable From Moral High Ground
After a hiatus, the City of London Corporation has decided to start legal action to evict Vince Cable, the Business …
Baroness Warsi – Modern Tory Party ReadyTo Exploit Anyone Regardless Of Faith, Race or Colour
Baroness Warsi, Tory party Chairman and the only Muslim member of the cabinet, has denied that today’s Tory party is …
Downing Street Backs Theresa The Cat Over Failure To Catch Unwanted Newcomers
Downing Street has rebuffed calls for No 10’s cat to be sacked after reports mice were allowed to enter and live …
British Youth Still Being Bullied By Eton Fag-Masters
In a surprise return to Victorian Britain, it was today revealed that British youngsters were being systematically and openly bullied …
Private NHS Hospital Cuts All Corners To Make Profit And Calls Itself ‘Circle’
Just a week after buying an NHS Hospital, new owner Circle Healthcare has vowed to live up to its name and cut all …
Argentina – Prince William Posting To Falklands In Tight Airsuit ‘Provocative’
Argentina has complained that Britain’s plans to send Prince William on active duty to the Falkland Islands is ‘a provocative …
Cameron – NHS Privatisation Doesn’t Mean NHS To Be Privatised
The Prime Minister, David Cameron, has strongly refuted claims that his government’s proposals to sell NHS hospitals to private health …
Doctors – George Osborne Suffering From a Severe Case of Hysteric Austeria
Doctors studying the bizarre behaviour exhibited by the Chancellor George Osborne in recent months have diagnosed him as possibly suffering …
Murdoch – my family is not like the Mafia, we only like to make people offers they can’t refuse…
Labour MP Tom Watson was accused of ‘irresponsible exaggeration’ for accusing News International of being a mafia-like organisation while questioning James …
James Murdoch – I don’t know anything at all. About anything.
During a grilling by MPs in the House of Commons about what he knew of the hacking scandal, James Murdoch …
Euro Meltdown & Nuclear Iran Global Crisis – Government Announces All-Out Emergency Plan To Protect Home Secretary
As a catastrophic meltdown in the the Eurozone looked more and more likely by the hour and as governments braced …
Pride's Purge 