BBFC – Michael Gove ‘too scary’ for under-12s
(satire) Education Minister Michael Gove has been dubbed ‘too scary’ for children under 12 years of age by the British …
Monthly Archives: September 2012
Police to government – planes can’t hover! (this is not satire)
(I promise you this is not satire – hard as it may be to believe) Criminals in south Wales and …
Could this be the coalition government’s biggest cock-up yet?
(not satire unfortunately – it’s the coalition government!) UPDATE – This government cock-up could cost Tory MP Oliver Letwin his …
Nick Clegg to Lib Dems – “Prepare for Oppositionment!”
(It’s not satire – it’s the LibDems!) I’ve mentioned before how the Liberal Democrats are past masters of what George …
Lord Ashdown to Lib Dems – Prepare for well-hung government!
(satire – sort of) The former leader of the Liberal Democrats and well-known adulterer, Lord Ashdown – who has been …
Cycling dope scandal: cyclist Andrew Mitchell admits to regularly being one
(satire) In what could be the biggest scandal to hit cycling since the Lance Armstrong controversy – British cyclist Andrew …
NHS cancer research is being privatised. In case anyone’s interested.
(Not satire – unfortunately) (UPDATE – another private company ISS, not INTERSERVE are running the ICR services. My mistake.) In …
Andrew Mitchell sacked by PM for splitting an infinitive at police officers
(satire – barely) The Prime Minister David Cameron has sought to refute accusations his party is full of out-of-touch snobs …
City centres turned into no-go areas by gangs of troublesome Tory MPs say police
(satire) POLICE forces across the UK have launched a crackdown on antisocial behaviour after fears that gangs of out-of-control Tory MPs …
OFCOM rules Murdoch ‘fit and proper’ to own David Cameron
(satire) OFCOM concludes Rupert Murdoch ‘fit and proper’ to run Sky, The Sun, the moon and the government. UK media …
Sobbing Kelvin Mackenzie to get job as news reader in North Korea.
(It’s not satire – it’s Kelvin Mackenzie!) OK. I admit it. That headline might not actually be strictly true. In …
New English Bacchanalian exam to focus on core subjects of drinking, swearing and fighting
(satire) The GCSE exams in England are going to be replaced by a qualification called the English Bacchanalian Certificate which …
Full-scale codger cull set to get government go-ahead
(satire) The government is poised to give the go-ahead to the first full-scale cull of old codgers in England, under a policy …
One little word so powerful it lost the Tories the last election (and probably the next)
The destruction of the NHS is not going to be Nick Clegg’s worse legacy. He’s done something even worse. Language …
The Sun on its refusal to print pictures of Kate topless – “we believe official boobs should be covered up at all costs”
(satire – or the truth?) The SUN says: YOU will not be seeing in The Sun those topless pictures of …
Scandal as Topless and Legless Royalty Denied Benefits by DWP
(satire) Seriously legless and topless blue-blooded people who are unable to find work are being wrongly denied benefits by the …
Hillsborough – cock-up or conspiracy? (PS – anyone know if Rupert Murdoch’s a freemason?)
(It’s not satire – it’s the Hillsborough scandal) I’m more of a cock-up and cover-up man than a believer in …
Idiotic Hillsborough Police Chief ordered police to stop people making rude comments about him
(not satire – it’s Norman Bettison) ‘Sir’ Norman Bettison – who has been accused by the families of the Hillsborough …
Hillsborough: MacKenzie offers ‘profuse apologies’ for being a slimy bastard
(satire – just about) Kelvin MacKenzie, editor of the Sun at the time of the Hillsborough disaster, has offered the people of Liverpool his “profuse …
Too late to strip ‘Sir’ Irvine Patnick – the Sun’s source for its Hillsborough story – of his title
(not satire – just uncomfortable truth) UPDATE – he’s dead (31st December, 2012) There’s no longer any dispute over who the Sun editor Kelvin …
Moody’s downgrades Moody’s on excessively materialistic outlook and crap forecasts
(satire – sort of) Credit agency Moody’s has taken the first step towards stripping itself of its own coveted AAA …
Cameron announces tax breaks for ironing mothers in effort to tackle accusations he is patronising to women
(satire) The Prime Minister David Cameron has rejected accusations he is patronising to women by announcing a series of measures …
Government To Boost Jobs By Making It Easier For Employers To Kill Their Staff
(satire – barely) The government has announced a package of measures to boost the economy and reduce unemployment by making …
Doctors – many LibDems suffering from Electile Dysfunction & fear of impotence
(satire) Medical experts have confirmed that many Liberal Democrat MPs, counsellors and activists are being adversely affected by the acute …
Month long ‘Stoptober’ campaign to urge Tory voters to kick the deadly habit
(satire) A national month-long campaign urging Britain’s 8 million Tory voters to quit the debilitating habit of voting Conservative has been launched …
Tory Party Chairman Calls Recession ‘Amusement Ride’
(This is not satire – it’s true) Believe it or not, the newly-promoted co-chairman of the Tory Party, Grant Shapps, …
SUN EXCLUSIVE – HARDSHIP handouts for unemployed WASTED on food, kids and staying alive!
(satire) HARDSHIP payments for the jobless are to be scrapped after EVIDENCE has shown that taxpayers’ money is being wasted …
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Fewer Affordable Homes is More Affordable Homes.
(It’s not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) Oh-oh. Nick Clegg’s been coming out with more of his infamous doublethink again. Doublethink – …
Osborne – The Irony Chancellor!
(It’s not satire – it’s George Osborne!) The chancellor, George Osborne, fascinates me. For two years now I’ve been asking …
David Laws sentenced to 2 years in government for fiddling expenses
(satire) Former Liberal Democrat minister David Laws has become the highest-profile parliamentarian to be punished over the expenses scandal after he was …
Pride's Purge 