Never mind the NHS – our nuclear trident submarines also run on Windows XP!
Very worryingly, today the NHS was hit by a cyber attack. This is because the NHS is so underfunded that …
Category Archives: sarcasm
10 reasons why right-wingers must be thick …
Ten facts that prove right-wingers are not the sharpest tools in the box. Imagine how thick you’d have to be …
Nominations for BIGGEST POLITICAL HYPOCRITE OF THE YEAR awards 2016
It’s here! The opportunity to cast your vote for the person or persons most responsible for the brutal death of …
Daily Mail ‘forgets’ to name its own editor in article about EU subsidies
The Daily Mail has an article today about EU farm subsidies to billionaires and foreigners in the UK: But the newspaper ‘forgets’ …
Politicians never lie – they just euphemise. 14 of the best …
We’re in a post-truth age of politics. And just to prove it – here are 14 of the best euphemisms used …
Labour Party purges grandmother for saying MPs like to look after number 1 !!!
The Labour Party has suspended a terminally ill grandmother for a supposedly offensive tweet she wrote on 16/09/2015. A quick look at …
Australia’s decision to back away from trade deal shows why the UK NEEDS our nuclear deterrent
It’s dog-eat-dog in the brutal post-Brexit world outside fortress Europe. Britain needs to feel it is able to stand up for …
Are you a Trotskyist? Take this short quiz and find out:
Worried you might be a Trotskyite entryist without knowing it? Worry no more! Take this quiz and find out: ARE …
Cameron government’s cuts blamed for death of elderly couple in fire
An elderly couple in the Wirral area of Merseyside have died in a fire after a fire station near their home …
Croydon Tory MPs vote to cut cash from own constituents and send it to leafy Surrey’s
Last November, Croydon’s two Tory MPs – Gavin Barwell and Chris Philp – voted to support cuts to local authority funding which will see …
How Tory Are You? Take this short quiz and find out!
Worried you might be just a little bit Tory? Worry no more! Take this 14 question quiz and find out your …
Nick Clegg’s Advanced Driving Skills and Tips
(satire?) Advanced Driving Skills & Tips by Nick Clegg Hi! I’m Nick and I’m going to be giving you some expert …
UK makes £463 every second in revenues from EU migrants
(not satire – it’s the UK today) According to a new report – compiled by company formation agents Rapid Formations …
Local Lib Dem chairman “longstanding personal friend” of controversial incinerator CEO
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Some people have been a bit surprised as to why local Lib Dems …
Russell Brand doorsteps Daily Mail owner Lord Rothermere to ask him about his tax arrangements
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail) I’m not normally one to plug films, but I have to admit Russell …
Police follow and intimidate election candidate handing out leaflets
(not satire – it’s the UK today) Whatever you may think of Class War‘s politics – they have candidates standing …
Polish Prince challenges Nigel Farage to a duel in Hyde Park!
(not satire – it’s Nigel Farage!) A Polish aristocrat – Prince Jan Żyliński – has challenged Nigel Farage to a …
Twitter user posts picture of racist attacker on Twitter – and gets trolled
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) A Twitter user tweeted a photograph of a racist attacking him in his car: But Pritpal Singh – …
Germanwings co-pilot was once served a kebab in a shop by a Muslim
(satire?) The German man suspected of deliberately crashing a Germanwings A320 plane in the French Alps was once served a …
Entire UKIP membership expelled for bringing party into disrepute
(satire?) The entire membership of UKIP has been expelled following accusations that they have brought the party into disrepute. The …
Senior Lib Dem in bizarre attack in parliament on his own budget
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) I’m afraid the Lib Dems really are starting to lose the plot. Senior …
Foot-in-mouth Tory Chairman Grant Shapps says recession is like “an amusement ride”
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory Party chairman Grant Shapps thinks the recession we’ve been experiencing for the last 7 years …
Tony Blair planning to “step back” from his role as the Anti-Christ
(satire?) According to press reports, Tony Blair is preparing to step back from his role as Satan Incarnate, amid deep …
LEAKED – UKIP’s one page election manifesto
(satire?) . Please feel free to comment.
Clarkson reinstated after evidence emerges BBC producer he abused was 12 years old
(satire?) The BBC has announced it will be reinstating its suspended presenter Jeremy Clarkson after convincing evidence emerged today that the …
Oops! Blundering Osborne forgot to consult GPs on Manchester NHS devolution plans
(not satire – it’s George Osborne!) George Osborne announced last week he was going to devolve responsibilities and funding for NHS …
BBC denies accusations it was aware as early as 1973 that Jimmy Savile was a northerner
(satire?) Senior members of the BBC’s management have strongly denied accusations they were aware as early as 1973 that their star …
EXCLUSIVE! Isis killer Mohammed Emwazi’s links to Ed Miliband
(satire?) Mohammed Emwazi, the Islamic State (Isis) extremist behind the beheading of western hostages, grew up in EXACTLY the same …
Daily Mail EXCLUSIVE: solar eclipse to plunge Britain into darkness if Ed Miliband becomes PM
(satire?) Scientists are warning that Britain’s most complete solar eclipse in 16 years is likely to block out as much as …
Daily Mail Exclusive: Ed Miliband revealed as Lucy Beale’s killer
(satire?) EastEnders ‘who killed Lucy Beale?’ storyline takes a dramatic turn with Labour Party leader Ed Miliband revealed as murderer….. In what …
