Coalition government announces plans to slash pregnancy from 9 months to 4
(satire?) The Department for Work and Pensions has announced it is to cut the period of time women spend on …
Category Archives: sarcasm
Shock as figures reveal big increase in net migration of German leaders to UK
(satire?) Net UK migration of German Chancellors to the UK increased by 100% in the year to February 2014, pushing …
Ugandan newspaper publishes list of 200 citizens it accuses of being openly black
(satire?) A Ugandan newspaper has published a list of what it calls the country’s “200 top Africans”, accusing them of …
Revealed! Comrade Cameron’s secret Stalinist revolutionary plot to take-over Britain!
(satire?) WAKE UP BRITAIN! Our country is facing a secret Stalinist takeover led by Cameron and his traitorous Eton, Oxbridge …
Climate-change denier Lord Lawson is an expert – he once wrote a book about dieting
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) I see climate-change deniers have brought out their big guns to deny the recent …
Biathlon athletes warned against flamboyant public displays of bi-sporting prowess in Sochi
(satire?) SOCHI —Russian President Vladimir Putin said today that biathlon athletes should feel welcome at the Winter Olympics but warned that …
Cameron announces plan to reduce flooding by forcing it to work in Poundland
(satire?) The Prime Minister David Cameron has announced a wide-ranging plan to reduce what he called the ‘scourge’ of flooding …
Tesco announces plans to open 40 new skips across country
(satire?) Tesco has announced plans to open 40 new skips across the UK in a bid to break Iceland’s lead …
Nigel Farage calls for boost in gun crime as statistics reveal UK lags world in gun deaths
(satire?) UKIP leader Nigel Farage has called for a lifting of the ban on handguns in the UK after shocking …
REVEALED! Massive 20-year conspiracy to deprive Lib Dem peer of party membership
(satire?) Pride’s Purge can exclusively reveal we have uncovered a MASSIVE decades-long conspiracy by security services and establishment figures to …
Doctors – watching too much poverty porn can make you blind
(satire?) According to new research, medical experts are warning that watching too much poverty pornography such as Channel 4′s Benefits …
UK government mulls abolition of death penalty for non-possession of firearms in a taxi
(satire?) UK politicians are considering abolishing the death penalty for non-possession of firearms on public transport after a court ruled …
Boris Johnson: outbreaks of fire to be kettled and baton charged by mounted police
(satire?) Mounted police officers and City bankers to tackle outbreaks of fire in the capital London Mayor Boris Johnson has …
Michael Gove – WW1 quite nice actually. And WW2 a bit of a hoot.
(satire?) In an article for the Daily Mail, the Education Secretary Michael Gove has condemned what he called ‘left-wing’ academics …
Petition: PROTECT British jobs and public services – say NO to more Etonians in UK
SIGN THE PETITION, share and get your friends TO SIGN THE PETITION – for the sake of our CHILDREN: UK …
UK police step up search for 400,000 missing Romanian and Bulgarian immigrants
(satire?) Police have launched a large-scale operation including sniffer dogs and up to 30 officers to search for 400,000 missing immigrants from …
UK government to hand over Santa’s Christmas present delivery services to G4S
(satire?) Despite controversies over the Olympics and two separate ongoing Serious Fraud Office investigations, the coalition government has announced security company …
Autumn Statement: Britain can no longer afford workshy grannies, warns Osborne
(satire?) In a speech to the House of Commons on Thursday, the Chancellor George Osborne set out more details of a …
Tories – when we said “Hang Mandela” we meant it in a nice way
(satire?) On the day of the sad death of legend Nelson Mandela, senior UK Conservatives have defended their party’s anti-Mandela …
Osborne’s Autumn Statement in a nutshell: old people are too expensive.
(not satire – it’s Gideon!) Here’s George Osborne’s Autumn Statement in a nutshell so you don’t have to read all the …
Coalition government to sell off UK population to foreign investors by 2020
(satire?) The coalition government is to sell off its remaining stake in British people as part of its ambitious plan …
Shock as Tom Daley reveals he is homosapien and in a relationship with a human
(satire?) Olympic diver releases video revealing he is not amphibious and he ‘couldn’t be happier’ with his new humanoid partner …
Here’s an interesting signature on a petition against ticket office closures: a Mr Boris Johnson
(not satire – it’s Boris Johnson!) London’s Mayor Boris Johnson has just announced he is to close all London Underground’s …
Boris Johnson to paint his arse blue in effort to reduce cycling deaths
(satire?) London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced he is to paint his arse blue in an effort to reduce the …
Chancellor announces extra cold weather payments for MPs’ horses at risk of cold
(satire?) The Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne this week set out an increased range of financial support and help …
BAE announce plans to create 1,775 workshy, feckless, benefit cheats
(satire?) BAE Systems is to create 1,775 benefits cheats at its yards in Scotland and England and end responsible taxpaying altogether …
Revelation – MPs’ standards are doubling every year in the UK
(satire?) The House of Commons Standards Committee has revealed that the standards of sitting MPs’ from all parties are doubling …
Osborne claims public sector net borrowing targets missed as a result of badgers moving them
(satire?) Chancellor George Osborne’s deficit-busting plans will come under more pressure on Friday as figures show Government borrowing is on …
Theresa May – senior Tories exempt from public order offences if wearing bicycle clips
(satire?) It’s about time the police APOLOGISED to Andrew Mitchell for being sworn at by him after he lost his …
Daily Mail Exclusive: voting Labour could give you cancer
(satire?) Latest research shows that supporting Ed Miliband’s party causes acid reflux – increasing risk of the disease Voting for …
