EXCLUSIVE! Isis killer Mohammed Emwazi’s links to Ed Miliband
(satire?) Mohammed Emwazi, the Islamic State (Isis) extremist behind the beheading of western hostages, grew up in EXACTLY the same …
Category Archives: sarcasm
Daily Mail EXCLUSIVE: solar eclipse to plunge Britain into darkness if Ed Miliband becomes PM
(satire?) Scientists are warning that Britain’s most complete solar eclipse in 16 years is likely to block out as much as …
Daily Mail Exclusive: Ed Miliband revealed as Lucy Beale’s killer
(satire?) EastEnders ‘who killed Lucy Beale?’ storyline takes a dramatic turn with Labour Party leader Ed Miliband revealed as murderer….. In what …
Worried you might be a millionaire tax avoider without knowing it? Find out with this QUIZ!
(satire?) Are you worried you might accidentally be dodging the taxman by stashing away a massive fortune in a Swiss bank account …
Cameron government subsidising millionaire grouse shooters with taxpayers’ money
(not satire – it’s the Cameron government!) Did you know that millionaire grouse shooting landowners – whose well-heeled clients can …
How Tory are you? Take this short quiz and find out!
Worried you might be just a little bit Tory? Worry no more! Take this ten question quiz and find out …
Everyone threatens to sue Lord Fink after he accuses them of avoiding taxes
(satire?) Everyone has threatened to sue former Conservative Party treasurer Lord Fink after he claimed yesterday that everyone avoids tax. Lord Fink was accused …
Outrage and anger at HSBC over bank’s “patronising” pink logo
(satire?) MPs and newspapers are expressing outrage at the HSBC bank after the bank was accused of being patronising when leaks …
I apologise for the disgusting pogonophobic comments on my blog: I was hacked
(satire?) An Apology From Tom Pride This morning some extremely disgusting and offensive comments relating to beards appeared …
Bearded men MUST condemn the violent extremists in their community
(satire?) Today I read about a disgusting crime which happened just yesterday on a British street. A man stole a purse …
Treasury forced to sharply revise down economic reality to match GDP projections
(satire?) The Treasury has announced it will revise down economic reality to a range of between 0.3% and 0.5%, after it …
US to ban open carrying of toddlers after 3-year old shoots parents
(satire?) The US is to ban the open carrying of toddlers and severely restrict the right of US citizens to …
Labour on back foot as Osborne boosts UK economy by including Monopoly money in GDP figures
(satire?) BREAKING – boost to UK economy as George Osborne announces Monopoly money to be included in GDP figures From …
Ministry of Justice reverses burden of proof in advice to defendants
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) (UPDATE: soon after this blogpost was published, the MoJ decided to take down the …
Cameron announces Britain ready to launch airstrikes against Syriza in Greece
(satire?) Government sources have said that Prime Minister David Cameron is seeking parliament’s approval for Britain’s readiness to launch airstrikes against the new …
Nick Clegg offers Syriza a coalition in exchange for seat in Greek cabinet
(satire?) Nick Clegg has denied he is getting desperate after he confirmed the Liberal Democrats are willing to form a coalition with Syriza after …
“Decent German people” – Daily Mail on far-right group led by Hitler impersonator
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) The leader of Pegida – a rising German far-right group – likes to dress up …
Panic in UK as doctors confirm patient infected with Ebola virus is probably white
(satire?) The world is facing a nightmare scenario after doctors confirmed that tests show a woman infected with the Ebola virus at Northampton …
Tories respond to attacks on freedom of speech in Paris by clamping down on it in UK
(not satire – sadly – it’s the UK today!) The UK seems to have had a total irony bypass. Last …
UK armed forces recruits to be asked if they are Tory
(satire?) Recruits to the British armed forces will be asked whether they are Tory in a move to improve diversity …
Murdoch blames devastating attacks in Manchester on suspected Muslim footballers
(satire?) News Corporation boss Rupert Murdoch has blamed a series of devastating attacks in Manchester on a suspected Muslim convert …
Patients told to soil themselves while hospital pays Tory MP £50k pa for 10 hours work
(not satire – it’s the Uk today!) No wonder the private company which took over the NHS Hinchingbrooke hospital has failed. …
Cameron authorises air strikes against France after deadly attacks by French terrorists
(satire?) David Cameron is preparing the ground for the carpet bombing of parts of France where suspected Islamic militants are thought …
Nigel Farage: too many French terrorists deployed with poor command of English
(satire?) The UKIP leader Nigel Farage has blamed the Paris shootings on the fact that not enough terrorists in France …
BREAKING: UK passenger trains to become part of Bisto Gravy Division
(satire?) The coalition government has confirmed today that all privatised passenger rail services across the UK are to be consolidated and become …
BBC: “no bias against loony left-wing parties like Labour and Greens”
(satire?) The BBC has strongly refuted accusations that it is biased against the Labour Party and the Green Party, claiming …
Sneak look at tomorrow’s Daily Express shocking front page story:
(satire?) . I’m told the Daily Mail has a similar story. . Please feel free to share. And comment. . …
Snow storms hit UK after Nigel Farage given ‘Briton of the Year’ award
(satire?) Snow storms have caused travel chaos across the country leaving many people stranded after The Times newspaper announced it was awarding …
God stresses his commitment to David Cameron’s values in Christmas message
(satire?) God has stressed his commitment to David Cameron’s “Tory values” as he delivered his Christmas message to the country. In …
BREAKING! Nigel Farage not real – parody created by sixth formers
(satire?) In a surprise announcement, a group of sixth formers in Canterbury have admitted UKIP leader Nigel Farage is not actually real …
