Cameron Lauds Pig Society In New Year’s Honours List
Like every Prime Minister before him, David Cameron has continued the great British tradition of rewarding his friends and his party supporters …
Monthly Archives: December 2011
George Osborne Is Not A Wanker – He’s A Genius!
(It’s not satire – it’s George Osborne!) The Genius Of George Osborne . People are completely wrong about the Chancellor …
US Iranian Stand-Off In Dire Straits Raises Prospect Of War
A showdown between Iran and the United States came closer on Thursday with an increasingly bellicose exchange of words over the close …
Brutal Gang Leaders Deny Death Of NHS Hostage
The leaders of two brutal gangs, once deadly rivals but now working together to terrorise the civilian population with their …
Reading, Writing & Counting To Be Dropped In Favour Of More Useful Subjects
The Education Secretary, Michael Gove, has heralded the most radical shake-up of teaching in the history of British state education …
Nick Clegg Hails 2011 ‘Breakthrough Year’ As Party Skates On Thin Ice
Nick Clegg has marked an extraordinary year in his party’s fortunes under his leadership by celebrating the Liberal Democrats finally managing to …
Government – 80mph speed limit will reduce unemployment by increasing road deaths
The government has announced a radical new strategy to tackle rising job losses by increasing the amount of people killed …
The ConDem Government’s Best Satirical Moments Of 2011
. The Death of Satire . Tom Lehrer once commented that US political satire died when the Nobel Peace Prize …
A Tory Christmas Carol
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia . A Tory Christmas Carol was first published by Pickles & Ashcroft on 05 May 2010. The story tells …
Experts Delve Mystery Of LibDem Love For ‘Dear Leader’
LibDem love for Dear Leader, Nick Jong Il untouched by pariah status. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of the modern …
Police – Dead Rioters Will Be Able To Appeal Decision To Shoot Them
After the publication of the official inquiry into police tactics in the summer riots by Her Majesty’s Inspectorate of Police Constabulary, …
Norman ‘Lefty’ Tebbit Attacks Cameron For Being Too Right-Wing
Sir Norman Tebbit, known as ‘Lefty Tebbit’ or the ‘Red Knight’ for his extreme left-wing political views, has criticised David …
Money for child victims of medical negligence to go to Goldman Sachs executives instead
The government has blasted ‘greedy and spoilt’ child victims of medical negligence for expecting to be compensated for medical blunders …
Cameron – Morals are important to me; especially on scrambled eggs.
In an important speech on standards in politics, David Cameron today denied he didn’t understand the importance of morals when …
Piers Morgan – I might have been a hack without my knowledge
In an interview, Piers Morgan has strongly denied working as a hack while he worked at The News of The World …
David Cameron is Jesus. Probably.
BBC – a blind man has had his benefits stopped because he’s been told he’s fit for work……. I’ve seen …
Cameron Calls For Return To Christian Values Of Hypocrisy, Intolerance & Killing Muslims
In a major speech to mark the 400th anniversary of the King James Bible, the Prime Minister said today that Christianity provides a …
French To Cameron – You are a ‘plein coeur’ in Europe
There was some confusion in diplomatic circles last night after a spokesperson for the French government seemed to indicate a …
Syrian President Denies Knowledge Of Brutality By British Investment Banking Regime
In an interview with a US news broadcaster, President el-Assad of Syria has rejected accusations that he knew anything about the cruel and …
Previously Unknown ‘Liberal Democratic’ Party Makes Breakthrough In Feltham Byelection
An obscure breakaway party from the Conservatives was celebrating last night after it surprised pundits in a west London byelection by coming …
Old Codger Cull Given The Go Ahead In Two Areas Of England
A cull of codgers will go ahead in two areas of the country as part of the government’s efforts to …
Cameron Announces Policy Of Taunting French To Reduce Unemployment
In the wake of disastrous new unemployment figures which show a 17-year high, David Cameron has announced a radical government …
Having principles would finish us, Nick Clegg tells Lib Dems
The Liberal Democrats would cease to exist as a party if they suddenly started to have principles and brought down …
Mary Portas – Britain’s High Earners Are Suffering
A report by retail expert Mary Portas, setting out her vision to breathe new life into Britain’s ailing high earners, warns that top retailers such as billionnaire …
Government – Light-Touch Regulation Of The Disabled To Blame For Economic Crisis
Dear Sir, When is the government going to do something to rein in the excesses of all these bloody disabled …
Government Responds To Banking Crisis By Cutting Benefits For Disabled Kids
In response to a report by The Financial Services Authority which put the blame for the downfall of the Royal Bank of Scotland squarely …
Nazi Regrets ‘Offensive’ Tory Party
A Nazi who attended a party where friends allegedly chanted Conservative Party slogans and dressed up in Eton uniforms, has …
Outrage At Decision To Give State Funeral To Thatcher Before She Has Died
The announcement of a state funeral for Baroness Thatcher was greeted with outrage today after it was revealed the former …
Liberal Democrats Threaten To Become Very Cross Over EU Veto
Nick Clegg was reported to be considering drastic action inside the coalition over David Cameron’s decision to veto a new …
Clegg – not being in them, best way to influence negotiations
The Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, has come out in full support of David Cameron’s decision to withdraw from EU …
Pride's Purge 