Nick Clegg’s secret love for the Tory Party going back to his student days
NC + CP = TRUE LOVE The following are all facts. At exactly the same time Nick Clegg was at …
Category Archives: pettiness
An Idiot’s Guide to Politics – interview with Jolyon Rubinstein
(not satire?) Here’s part of my interview with comedian Jolyon Rubinstein (The Revolution Will Be Televised), who has just completed …
Cameron Demands Inclusion of Cocktail Party in TV Debates
(satire?) Prime Minister David Cameron announced today that he won’t take part in TV debates ahead of the general election …
Slapstick comedy character Nigel Farage to stand against pub landlord in election
(satire?) Stand-up slapstick character Nigel Farage has confirmed he will stand in his guise as a leader of a comedy political …
8 things Tories do in bed that turn women off
(satire?) 8) There’s no bigger turn off to a woman than a man carelessly trying to shove as many of …
Hilarious mistake on UKIP ad: “SAY NO TO THE UK”
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Oops! Rotherham UKIP have (presumably) made a bit of a mistake on their advertisement …
Shock after Sunday Express accuses Prince George of being a tyrant
(satire?) There was shock and outrage today after the Sunday Express apparently changed its long-standing pro-monarchy stance towards the royal …
UKIP’s bizarre Soviet style censorship over accusations of sexual harassment
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) The sexual harassment accusations made by UKIP’s star candidate Natasha Bolter against UKIP’s general …
UKIP road signs
(satire?) . . Please feel free to share. And comment. . The Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book is …
The Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book is now available:
(satire?) You can now get a full copy of the Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book either as a PDF download …
EXCLUSIVE – Andrew Mitchell’s previously unreleased court statement on plebgate:
(satire?) EXCLUSIVE to Pride’s Purge: Andrew Mitchell’s court statement at the plebgate libel trial which the trial judge described as …
Pudsey Bear to head historic child abuse inquiry
(satire?) One of England and Wales’s highest profile teddy bears is to chair the public inquiry into historic child abuse, the …
The Daily Mail Book of Fairy Tales: Little Red Joy-Riding Hoodie
(satire?) The Daily Mail Book of Fairy Tales: Red Riding Hoodie . Once upon a time there was a young …
Lib Dem councillor falls asleep during Nick Clegg’s speech
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Even Lib Dem activists find Nick Clegg so boring and irrelevant they prefer …
Greens overtake Lib Dems – on Twitter
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Isn’t social media supposed to be really important these days? If so, it might …
Scientists: gas and hot air emissions from Lib Dem conference to increase global warming
(satire?) Scientists are warning that the record-breaking amounts of hot air, wind and gas emissions emanating from Liberal Democrat MPs and activists …
Tories pledge to pull out of human race after next election
(satire?) The Conservative Party has threatened to pull out of what it called ‘the restraints’ of being a member of the human …
Tory Minister: Labour Party is dying because it’s “full of queers”
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) There’s an essential website if haven’t already seen it called ‘Politwoops’. It monitors and …
Nick Clegg bends when kept in Cameron’s back pocket, buyers claim
(satire?) Several people who bought Nick Clegg’s promises at the last election are claiming that the leader of the Liberal Democrats …
This Telegraph article about Emma Watson has just murdered satire in cold blood
(not satire – it’s the Daily Telegraph!) I am livid. How on earth are satirists supposed to compete when Daily …
Cameron pledges every Scot to get free U2 album after no vote
(satire?) David Cameron has declared U2’s new album “Songs of Innocence” will be made available to every Scottish citizen for free download …
God admits doubts about existence of Archbishop of Canterbury
(satire?) God tells BBC radio interviewer there are moments when he doubts the existence of Justin Welby God has admitted to …
Famous Scottish tennis player says YES to independence
(not satire – it’s the Scottish independence debate!) Personally speaking, a tennis player’s opinion is about as worthy as an Irish …
SHOCK as new poll shows 3 out of 5 world dictators say NO to Scottish independence
(not satire – it’s the Daily Telegraph!) The Telegraph claimed* yesterday that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un supports Scottish independence. Some …
Buckingham Palace: Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge have had a shag
(satire?) Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge have been successfully on the job lately, a statement from Buckingham Palace said on Monday …
London Standard claims Galloway was released from prison – not hospital
(not satire – it’s the UK press!) The London Evening Standard posted an article on Facebook today about George Galloway being released from …
Threat of election defeat to UK government raised to severe
(satire?) New level of threat to UK government – related to militant Tory defectors – means election defeat is highly likely, …
NHS should be run like Tesco: Tory MP who defected to UKIP
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) The former Tory MP for Clacton Douglas Carswell – who has just defected to UKIP …
VOTE: who should play Nick in Channel 4’s forthcoming drama about Nick Clegg?
(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) A couple of days ago, Channel 4 announced it would be making a one-off 90 minute …
Tories to introduce fees for consulting Doctor on saving Earth
(satire?) The public may be willing to pay charges to consult the Doctor in times of serious crisis, David Cameron said yesterday. …
