Emergency services called to major pants fire in DWP
(satire?) POLICE and emergency services were called to a fire in the Department for Works and Pensions earlier today after reports of …
Category Archives: pettiness
Mysterious Black Circle Sighted Floating Over David Cameron’s Head
(satire?) Weather experts are baffled by the appearance of a black ring in the sky above David Cameron’s head on Monday evening. …
Man on leash in London revealed to be Lib Dem training exercise for coalition government
(satire?) The mystery of a man being walked on all fours by a woman wielding a leash in Farringdon has been solved. …
Photographs of the well-oiled cogs of government at work
(satire?) . . . . . . . . . . . . THEY WORK FOR YOU! . Please feel …
Scientists: papyrus fragment naming Jesus’s wife as Samantha not a fake
(satire?) Following a series of carbon dating and chemical tests, a Harvard professor is claiming a fragment of papyrus – …
Man Utd fans beg David Cameron to offer his full support to Moyes:
(satire?) The Rt Hon Mr David Cameron MP Prime Minister 10 Downing St London SW1A 2AA Dear Mr Cameron, …
Fiddling MPs who fiddled accusations of fiddling MP’s fiddling also on the fiddle
(satire?) Many of the MPs on the parliamentary committee that fiddled the amount that fiddling MP Maria Miller was asked to pay back …
Cameron takes action on smog by being driven around in a chauffeur-driven car more often
(satire?) The Prime Minister David Cameron has moved quickly to tackle the growing health crisis caused by dangerously thick smog and …
Met Office issues smug alert as record levels of ministerial self-satisfaction hit UK
(satire?) The Met’ Office has warned of record-breaking dangerously high levels of prime ministerial self-satisfaction affecting the UK, with smug-like expressions expected to spread across …
What have UKIP got against live-in lodgers? Or snowboarders?
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Near the end of the Farage/Clegg debate tonight, the official UKIP Twitter account tweeted …
8 government policies that look like April Fool’s jokes but are real
(not satire – believe it or not) 1. Michael Gove Abolishes Summer 2. National Blood Supply Sold Off To US Venture Capital Firm …
UKIP demands clocks put back not forward
(satire?) The United Kingdom Independence Party has demanded that clocks should not be put forward one hour tomorrow morning, but …
UKIP drops opposition to gay marriage after hot weather forecast for UK
(satire?) The United Kingdom Independence Party has announced it is to review its opposition to equal marrriage legislation – which …
Scientists discover Tories’ reasoning ability rivals that of a 7-year-old human child
(satire?) By our science correspondent Some species of Tories could be as advanced at reasoning and logical thinking as a human seven-year-old child, …
Nick Clegg announces “conscious uncoupling” from reality
(satire?) After more than 4 years of marriage to David Cameron, comic actor Nick Clegg has announced he is to separate …
Russia ready to annex Chelsea Football Club, Nato commander claims
(satire?) Nato‘s most senior military commander said on Sunday that Russia had amassed a large force of oligarchs on the border of …
SURVEY – the Daily Mail thinks George Osborne is sexy. What do you think?
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) Sometimes I fear for the sanity of Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre. In …
Best of #ToryBingo on Twitter
(not satire – it’s the out-of-touch Tories!) Working class? Bored of playing with your whippet, drinking beer and eating pasties? …
Oops! Tory Chair Grant Shapps admits Tories are not hardworking people
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Leaving aside the fact the Tories are putting satirists and political sketch writers out …
Irrefutable proof that Liberal Democrats are robots
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Here it is – irrefutable proof that Liberal Democrats are not human beings …
Senior Tories knew about accusations of Nigel Evans Welshness, court hears
(satire?) Whips told MPs about his nationality but he was still allowed to successfully run for deputy speaker Senior Conservatives …
Lib Dems beaten by Lord Biro from the Bus-Pass Elvis Party in by-election!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Oh deary deary me. The Lib Dems have been beaten in a council by-election by a …
Shocking figures reveal 99% of government ministers unable to give a toss
(satire?) Official figures newly released reveal the vast majority of government cabinet ministers are unable to successfully toss a pancake …
Nick Clegg wins Best Actor Oscar for role in “4 Years a Slave”
(satire?) Nick Clegg has won an Oscar for his unflinching portrayal of a slave forced to work in a coalition government and suffer …
ATOS denies being ATOS (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s ATOS!) Government statistics reveal that between January 2011 and November of the same year, 10,600 sick …
Former Tory MP claims she can tell someone’s religion by the way they tweet
(not satire – it’s Louise Mensch!) Oh dear. Former Tory MP Louise Mensch claims she can tell someone’s religion by the …
ATOS declare themselves fit to declare themselves unfit for work
(satire?) In a surprise move, ATOS have declared themselves unfit to declare whether people declared unfit for work are fit for …
The UKIP suspend member until his 163rd birthday (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Not sure how I managed to miss this gem. The UKIP in Scotland have …
Irrefutable statistical proof that bovine TB is caused by UKIP support and not badgers
(satire?) Here is a graph showing general election voting intention for UKIP compared with the actual number of cattle in …
Nigel Farage expels entire UKIP membership for bringing party into disrepute
(satire?) The entire membership of UKIP across Britain – including councillors, MEPs and grassroots activists- has been expelled from the …
