Shocking figures reveal 99% of government ministers unable to give a toss
(satire?) Official figures newly released reveal the vast majority of government cabinet ministers are unable to successfully toss a pancake …
Category Archives: pettiness
Nick Clegg wins Best Actor Oscar for role in “4 Years a Slave”
(satire?) Nick Clegg has won an Oscar for his unflinching portrayal of a slave forced to work in a coalition government and suffer …
ATOS denies being ATOS (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s ATOS!) Government statistics reveal that between January 2011 and November of the same year, 10,600 sick …
Former Tory MP claims she can tell someone’s religion by the way they tweet
(not satire – it’s Louise Mensch!) Oh dear. Former Tory MP Louise Mensch claims she can tell someone’s religion by the …
ATOS declare themselves fit to declare themselves unfit for work
(satire?) In a surprise move, ATOS have declared themselves unfit to declare whether people declared unfit for work are fit for …
The UKIP suspend member until his 163rd birthday (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Not sure how I managed to miss this gem. The UKIP in Scotland have …
Irrefutable statistical proof that bovine TB is caused by UKIP support and not badgers
(satire?) Here is a graph showing general election voting intention for UKIP compared with the actual number of cattle in …
Nigel Farage expels entire UKIP membership for bringing party into disrepute
(satire?) The entire membership of UKIP across Britain – including councillors, MEPs and grassroots activists- has been expelled from the …
Best of Twitter reaction to UKIP councillor’s rant about gay marriage causing floods
(it’s not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Here are some of the best of the Twitter reactions I picked up …
Anti-Polish Attacks Part of Orchestrated Hate Campaign Against Furniture Wax
(satire?) Seven anti-polish attacks in 10 days in Belfast are part of an orchestrated campaign against furniture waxes by a small …
History ‘student’ who wrote in support of Michael Gove is really a Tory PR executive
(not satire – it’s the Daily Telegraph!) 21-year-old graduate of History and Politics Jago Pearson – who wrote in the …
Michael Gove: too much thinking still prevails in UK schools
(satire?) The educational elite is indoctrinating the young into thinking about things – and Education Secretary Michael Gove must be …
The Sun sends page 3 girl and 4 cans of lager to help flooded Somerset village (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s Rupert Murdoch!) I promise you this is completely true. Residents of a flooded village in Somerset …
Vulnerable Sheffield man kept as ‘slave’ by Westminster family
(satire?) A Prime Minister has been jailed for six-and-a-half years for imprisoning a vulnerable Sheffield man with learning difficulties and treating him …
Proof that Tory activists are losing sleep over outcome of next election
(not satire!) A Conservative activist has tweeted that she is losing sleep after reading about the poor prospects of the …
UK satirists welcome return of Liam Fox to political stage
(satire?) Satirists and political sketch writers in the UK have welcomed the return of ex-Defence Secretary and leading heterosexual Dr Liam …
UK press: no casualties reported in Russian bomb blast apart from 16 dead foreigners
(satire?) A suicide attack on a train station in Russia’s southern city of Volgograd has killed no-one important apart from 16 …
Shocking new survey – Conservatives have biggest cocks in House of Commons
(satire?) According to an exclusive new survey conducted by Pride’s Purge, we can reveal that the Conservatives have the biggest …
Met Office warns of thick fog causing chaos in Vince Cable’s mind
(satire?) The Met Office has issued an urgent warning of thick fog and mist covering most of Vince Cable’s mind after he …
Cameron announces curbs on Santa in bid to end ‘something for nothing culture’
(satire?) David Cameron has said forcing children to work before receiving a visit from Santa will help to mark an end …
Tory supporter ‘jokes’ about Apollo Theatre accident
(not satire – it’s Orwellian Britain today!) The Tory supporter and ex-DWP worker who got sacked after encouraging people to …
A picture of David Cameron in drag
(Satire? No – it’s David Cameron!) Here’s an 18th century portrait of Catherine The Great: Which happens to look like David …
Physicists discover ‘clearest evidence yet’ that Nick Clegg is a hologram
(satire?) A team of physicists has provided what has been described by the journal Nature as the “clearest evidence yet” …
Shock and relief after Susan Boyle reveals she is Scottish
(satire?) (CNN) – Singing sensation Susan Boyle has revealed for the first time that she was diagnosed as being Scottish last …
The 7 Deadly Sins according to Boris Johnson
(satire?) The Seven Cardinal Sins as interpreted by Boris Johnson: Lust — an effective motivator for ensuring men don’t spend too much …
Boris Johnson slashes number of deadly sins across London in bid to privatise greed
(satire?) London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced greed and envy are to be sold off to private developers as part of his plans …
The definition of IQ according to Einstein
IQ according to Einstein Einstein died and went to heaven only to be informed that his room was not yet …
Tories start getting rid of ‘green crap’ by deselecting Tim Yeo
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory MP Tim Yeo is in the process of being deselected as a candidate …
The Boris Johnson IQ Test – take this quick test to see exactly how thick you are
(satire?) Take the Mayor of London’s IQ test and see if you’re too poor to be intelligent: . . Related articles by …
Letter to Nick Clegg from defence contractor asking for endorsement
NMA Defence Systems UK Westminster Road London SW20 4ES Mr Nick Clegg Deputy Prime Minister 70 Whitehall London SW1A 2AS …
