Tory MP author of ‘How To Win a Marginal Seat’ … lost his marginal seat on Thursday
Gavin Barwell’s book ‘How To Win a Marginal Seat‘ was heavily praised by top Tories as a textbook on effective …
Category Archives: pettiness
More BIZARRE behaviour from Theresa May as she LOCKS journalists out during visit
UPDATE: Strange and unstable Theresa May is losing it: today she accused the EU of being in a conspiracy to …
Desperate, underpaid NHS paramedic tells Theresa May: “I’ve seen things no one should have to witness”
A paramedic has written a moving description on Facebook (see below) of the difficulties he has to face every day in …
Watch as a factory worker being talked at by hapless Theresa May is revealed to be wearing ear plugs!
There is an extraordinary video tweeted by independent publication The Pileus which shows a nervous Theresa May visiting a factory …
The etymology of the name ‘Donald Trump’ means ‘The Great Deceiver’ in old English
Apparently evangelical Christians in the US voted en masse for Donald Trump because they believe it is “God’s will” that …
Surreal post-Brexit Britain: UK trade negotiators with Australia and NZ to be … erm, Aussies and Kiwis!
Amazingly – New Zealanders and Australians are to negotiate with themselves over post-Brexit trade deals with UK In a desperate …
Lily-livered Brexiters too timid and too scared to stand up to their own leaders’ lies
I’ve already said Remainers should get their balls back, but now it’s time for Brexiters to do the same. As we all know, …
Oops! Labour suspends disabled woman used in Owen Smith PR campaign
Owen Smith’s campaign team have been busy distributing to the media a photograph of the Labour leadership contender with a disabled …
The racist thugs who are Andrea Leadsom’s fox hunting friends
Our Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Andrea Leadsom – the person Theresa May put in charge …
10 things more likely to happen to you than winning the Vote Leave Euro 2016 competition
The Vote Leave campaign is running a competition offering £50 million in prize money to anyone who can correctly guess the result of every …
Labour is not anti-semitic – it is more Jewish than the Tory Party
Despite a concerted smear campaign in the right-wing press, pro-Israeli Tory MP Andrew Percy reckons Labour MP Naz Shah is not antisemitic: …
Americans don’t use the word ‘queue’? Oh yes they do …
This has been bugging me for a few days now. So many headlines and articles have been mentioning as a ‘fact’ that …
Focus group member tells Tories: After what Gove did to education I could hang him up by his b*ll*cks
Tory peer Lord Ashcroft has decided to spend some of his money on focus groups around the UK to find …
Cameron’s Britain: unemployed lose benefits for having a beard (not satire!)
The new Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Stephen Crabb has a beard. So it’s strange that the DWP seems …
White House hits back: Farage and Johnson claims on Winston Churchill bust “100% false”
In a desperate attempt to smear the US president, Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson are both claiming that on Barack Obama’s …
Try going to the Vote Leave Brexit campaign web address to see how incompetent they really are
Oh dear. You’d have thought with all those experienced senior Thatcherite professional politicians in charge of it, the Vote Leave campaign …
Cameron supports right of media to denounce Jesus – but not himself?
Houses of Parliament officials were instructed today to stop broadcasters and journalists from reporting on protests critical of David Cameron’s …
Locals in Tory constituency offered £180 bribes (of taxpayers’ money) to support fracking
The Cameron government is desperately trying to drum up support for fracking in a Tory held constituency by offering local constituents £180 …
Squeeze troll Cameron live on TV: “some here are hell bent on the destruction of the welfare state”
Appearing on the Andrew Marr show this morning, legendary group Squeeze trolled fellow guest David Cameron by changing the words …
UKIP announces its annual conference in Wales … gets its Welsh all wrong
UKIP has announced (oh they’ve deleted it now) it is to hold the party’s first ever UK annual conference in Wales. But …
Tory MP – accused of faking death threat – releases and then deletes patronising video
UPDATE: Allan has now been accused of bullying a sick staff member Tory MP Lucy Allan – who is accused …
George Osborne rejects free Christmas gift of solar panels – calls police
So much for Cameron’s “greenest government ever“. George Osborne’s staff at his constituency office in Tatton this morning called the police …
Tory Children’s Books
I’ve been asked by a few people if I could put all of the Tory children’s books in one place. So here …
Posh boy David Cameron caught on camera eating a hot dog with a knife and fork
(satire?) Of course, it would be extremely immature – with so many important issues at stake – to concentrate on how …
Blimey – Ed Miliband interview so good even the Mail group media is praising it
(not satire!) There was fulsome praise for an Ed Miliband interview today in the online version of Metro magazine: This …
Insightful political comment from rock band Chinese Missy: Blood On Your Hands:
(satire?) Just in time for the TV leaders’ debate tonight: here’s some insightful political comment from rock band Chinese Missy: …
Nick Clegg’s secret love for the Tory Party going back to his student days
NC + CP = TRUE LOVE The following are all facts. At exactly the same time Nick Clegg was at …
An Idiot’s Guide to Politics – interview with Jolyon Rubinstein
(not satire?) Here’s part of my interview with comedian Jolyon Rubinstein (The Revolution Will Be Televised), who has just completed …
Cameron demands inclusion of champagne cocktail party in TV debates
(satire?) Prime Minister David Cameron announced today that he won’t take part in TV debates ahead of the general election …
Slapstick comedy character Nigel Farage to stand against pub landlord in election
(satire?) Stand-up slapstick character Nigel Farage has confirmed he will stand in his guise as a leader of a comedy political …
