Lady Tonge resigns party whip after saying Nick Clegg will not last for ever
A Liberal Democrat peer has controversially said the state of Nick Clegg will not last for ever, with her outspoken remarks prompting …
Monthly Archives: February 2012
Grayling – Benefit sanctions to be dropped. Even though they don’t exist.
Tories announce scrapping of non-existent benefits sanctions from work experience scheme. Following meetings between ministers and employers such as Tesco …
James Murdoch resigns as Chief Executive Offspring of News International
James Murdoch has stepped down as Chairman of News International, his father’s UK newspaper business which owns publications such as …
Met police loaned retired mounted officer to Rebekah Brooks
Force confirms that former News International chief executive received one of its retired mounted officers on loan in 2008. The …
Lib’ Dem’s Win Major Concessions From Tories Over NHS Bill Punctuation
The Liberal Democrats claimed a major victory today over their Conservative Party coalition partners by persuading them to reduce the use of …
UK Satirists Welcome Return of Liam Fox to Political Stage
Satirists and political sketch writers in the UK, along with the right-wing of the Tory Party, have welcomed the return …
Liam Fox – make firing of crap government ministers easier
Dr Liam Fox has backed recommendations to strip away employment laws and make it easier for the government to hire …
Is Cameron a Secret Stalinist? Or just a Toffee-Nosed Pillock?
Revealed – Cameron’s Secret Revolutionary Stalinist Plan for the UK Our secret investigation has, for the first time, uncovered shocking …
Murdoch Cuts Price of Sun on Sunday’s Bribes by Half
Rupert Murdoch announces massive cut in price of bungs on Sunday. A tabloid price war broke out this weekend as …
RBS threaten to delete comments advising them not to pay out any bonuses this year
RBS have threatened to delete any comments on their ‘ideas bank’ advising them to reduce their losses by not paying …
Labour MP Eric Joyce Reveals New Party Strategy For Fighting Tories
New Labour Tactics Aim To Take Fight Straight To Tories’ Faces Labour MP and former army major Eric Joyce has unveiled the …
Let’s tell RBS how they can cut their losses by half (and net me a million or two in the process)
Pay attention please. This is the most important article I have ever written. Not least because if it works it …
PM Blames Banking Crisis On Labour’s Prawn Offensive & Shellfish Bankers
David Cameron today rebutted criticisms that his government was not taking the crisis in the banking sector seriously enough by announcing the coalition would …
A4e Claims Success In Getting Taxpayers Money Off Benefits & Into Its Own Pockets
(satire) Emma Harrison, the woman appointed by David Cameron to help get tax payers’ money off benefits and into her own pocket, …
Workfare = Workhouse?
I’ve noticed some people have been comparing the coalition’s workfare ideas – where the unemployed have to work for free …
Nick Clegg announces £126m scheme to encourage employers to take on unemployed Lib Dem politicians
Nick Clegg has vowed to deal with the “ticking time bomb” of thousands of Liberal Democrat councillors and MPs who will …
Scientists Confirm Deniers Were Right – Global Disability Is A Hoax!
A group of experts, paid huge amounts of money by private corporations to investigate the myth of human disability and sickness, …
No hidden agenda behind government’s Training & Experience for the Sick, Crippled & Old programme
The government has denied it has a secret agenda to promote profiteering by private companies in its workfare programme, known …
Cameron Organises Summit With Himself On NHS
David Cameron began the fight to save his NHS bill by convening a major summit with himself today to look at how best …
Struggling to find words to describe this government? Here’s a list to help you.
In a recent post I complained I’d run out of words to describe this government’s actions: I’ve got a problem. …
Government To Promote Equal Workplace Opportunities By Allowing The Disabled To Work As Slaves For Tesco’s Too
The government has announced a new policy aimed at creating equal workplace opportunities for the terminally ill and the disabled …
Edwina Currie to struggling families – feed the pet to the kids and shag your boss. But avoid eggs.
Former Tory MP Edwina Currie has advised struggling families to save money by shagging their work colleagues and feeding their family …
Did you know the government is subsidising McDonald’s with taxpayers money – your money?
(This is not satire – believe it or not) Here is an advertisement for a job as a ‘crew member’ …
David Cameron To Tackle Bullingdon Club Binge Drinking Scandal
(satire) The Prime Minister David Cameron has called for bars, supermarkets and the drinks industry in England to do more …
Sun journalists complain investigative journalism will harm investigative journalism
The Sun’s staff are complaining that an internal committee of investigative journalists set up by their parent company News International …
‘Militant testicularisation’ taking hold in British society, says Lady Warsi
‘testicular’ – (adjective) marked by a large degree of bollocks; the quality of being full of bollocks. eg – the Chancellor …
My love that dare not speak its name – by Nick Clegg
A Declaration of My True Love by Nick Clegg The first time we got together was when I was at Cambridge. …
PM to advise FA on how best to sweep problem of racism back under the carpet again
David Cameron is to hold a summit on racism in football to help the sport in its faltering attempts to pretend …
Exclusive – Monday’s headline in The Sun ………..
SUNK! CRIPPLED! WALLOP! GOTCHA! IT WAS THE SUN WOT DONE IT! UP YOURS THE LAW! THE TRUTH! WE’RE A BUNCH …
Local councils should have right to say their last prayers before facing decimation, says Eric Pickles
After a landmark ruling against the practice, Tory communities minister Eric Pickles has defended the right of town and city councils …
