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The United States has sent a stern warning to the ancient Mayan kingdom that it will consider a military response if it didn’t stop threatening the world with destruction amid intelligence reports that the fabled Latin American civilisation was implying that the apocalypse was most likely going to take place sometime this month.
President Barack Obama gave the warning during a speech at the National Defense University in Washington:
I want to make it absolutely clear to the Mayan leadership and those under its command – that any use of ancient prophesies to threaten the world is totally unacceptable.
And if you make the tragic mistake of making these predictions, there will be consequences and you will be held accountable.
Obama has previously warned in no uncertain terms that any use of dire prophesies in a threatening fashion by any ancient civilisations would be crossing a “red line” that would prompt a swift U.S. response.
Earlier on Monday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton issued a similar warning:
I’m not going to telegraph in any specifics what we would do in the event of credible evidence that the Mayan regime has resorted to prophesying the return of the god Bolon Yokte’ K’uh on the 21st of December, or implied it is willing to predict the catastrophic conclusion of a 5,125-year cycle in its calendar.
But suffice it to say, we are certainly planning to take action if that eventuality were to occur.
US Officials: ‘Worrying signs’ regarding Maya’s stone tablets
The Mexican Foreign Ministry however, has denied that the Mayan civilisation – which existed on its territory 600 years ago – had predicted the end of the world. Citing a source at the ministry, state TV said Mexican leaders have repeatedly stressed it will not make use of such predictions, if they exist, no matter the circumstances.
On Tuesday, a Mexican Foreign Ministry official sent an urgent message to US and NATO leaders:
Please don’t bomb us to f**k. We were only trying to drum up a bit of tourism,
he said.
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Jayne Linney said:
Shaking in their Graves
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minou999 said:
The threat of global destruction is a ploy to get gullible investors to sell all their stocks and shares and worldly goods for a penny on the dollar – hey, won’t they look foolish on the 22nd December!!
I’m waiting for Planet X . . .
Remember, remember the Y2K on 31 December 1999 – the last day of civilisation as we know it, allegedly . . .
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misty53j said:
I really needed this today of all days, when we have wall to wall morning sickness in all MSM, which quite frankly has made me also want to vomit all morning. People need to be brought back down to earth and smell the shit thats happening all around us by this Evil Government, who are determined to stamp out all the vulnerable in the country. So infact the Mayans werent that wrong were they!!
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minou999 said:
Given that the royal lizards have the inside info on what is going on then this announcement – very early announcement – of the next royal parasite that will suck at the oppressed public’s teat could be considered a cough that the world definitely won’t end on the 21 Dec.
Rather it will be business as usual for the globalist psychopaths, and yes the destruction of the weak and vulnerable is still on the agenda.
Like you I am heartily sick of the reverential awe appearing in the sycophantic press as though this event is somehow more special than all the other pregnancies currently going on round the world. There are heroic mothers all round the world who try to give the best for their children in very difficult circumstances.
The comments by some readers on-line praising this pregnancy have truly been nauseating, what does it take for people to wake up and realise that the royals have never cared about “their” people and often put two fingers up at the so-called lower classes. I despair.
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misty53j said:
Unfortunately the Establishment have done a damned good job at hypnotizing the people, into a state of semi-coma, where they seem to be oblivious to whats really going on! Tomorrow waiting for Osbournes revalations, as the cull continues! time for everyone to wake up, before its too late!
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LOVEisTHEmessage (@LITM2012) said:
The US quietly upgraded their ICBM defense (star wars) to respond and effectively destroy : Cthulu attacks, rogue planets and alien invasions.
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Michael Bater said:
ICBM defence wont be any good stopping an Imperial Dalek Battle Cruiser. You’ll need the Multiverse’s favourite Lord of Time for that!
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bobchewie said:
On the eve of destruction boris johnson will be shagging someones wife whilst extolling the virtues of our wonderful banking system
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bobchewie said:
What is this kate goldsmith stuff?
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bobchewie said:
@misty53j i am not on twitter at mo, they kicked me off. (Again)
But i saw this comment which i liked.
“To date, I have yet to see a pound coin that bleeds, a cheque that suffers from clinical depression or a bank account with diabetes. The inability to put living, breathing sentient people before inanimate, man made objects and concepts speaks not of the difference between ‘left wing’ and ‘right wing’, but instead perfectly describes the distinction between a normal person and a psychopath.”
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bobchewie said:
@misty53j as i mentioned im not on twitter
At the moment.
So ive posted this here. Im not sure what its about but considering it contains familiar names and places i thought i would post it.
And since at times you are the only person who replies back to me i thought i would put it here.
No one seems to notice..
http://www.profileevents.co.uk/content/team_building/mcalpine_family_estate.htm
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bobchewie said:
Royal chavs, them lot n all
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incubusblog said:
minou999-Read Edward Bernays, Freud’s cousin and the father of advertising/marketing- as read by Joseph Goebbels. Propaganda is everywhere- TV ads for cars always have kids in them- subliminal message: cars are safe. People are more manipulated than they realise.
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misty53j said:
thats his brothers estate
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minou999 said:
That comment says everything that is wrong about our present “reality”. Iceland has shown the way in putting human beings first and the banker parasites way down on the pecking order – but no-one is listening or watching, very very sad.
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bobchewie said:
Well yeah i thought so, also the family firm was building a slip road in same area in 91
Whats up is that the one who was in the news said hed only been there once going to some tory place. Does that sound odd?
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bobchewie said:
Its about the hamster wheel donkey thing. Keep offering the possibilty of riches and tell them if you work hard you will attain that, they forgot to mention its a private club.
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misty53j said:
going back to your other question about the McAlpine estate, the abuse was in the 70’s they didnt aquire that estate untill a lot later, so I dont think his statement was strange.
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bobchewie said:
I think there were two periods of abuse , because i keep hearing of two places alyn and estyn
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