Eye witness on Russian bombers: “Cameron is lying”
(not satire – it’s David Cameron!) An eye witness has accused David Cameron of “lying” over his statement that two Russian bombers …
Tag Archives: Defence
Desperate Tory press now raising spectre of Falklands war to win next election
(not satire – it’s the UK gutter press!) The right-wing press in the UK are once again pulling out every …
Cameron announces Britain ready to launch airstrikes against Syriza in Greece
(satire?) Government sources have said that Prime Minister David Cameron is seeking parliament’s approval for Britain’s readiness to launch airstrikes against the new …
UK armed forces recruits to be asked if they are Tory
(satire?) Recruits to the British armed forces will be asked whether they are Tory in a move to improve diversity …
Cameron authorises air strikes against France after deadly attacks by French terrorists
(satire?) David Cameron is preparing the ground for the carpet bombing of parts of France where suspected Islamic militants are thought …
How come we can afford RAF Tornados in Iraq but not nurses in the UK?
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Up to 5,000 NHS nurses have been lost since 2010 because Tory chancellor George …
Unpopular Tory government goes to war just before election. Sound familiar?
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Eight months before a general election, an unpopular Tory government – supported by a rabidly …
Cameron to recall parliament to decide which side to bomb in Syria
(satire?) The prime minister, David Cameron, has announced that Parliament is to be recalled on Friday to decide whether British …
US launches air strikes against IKEA
(satire?) The US has stepped up its war against the radical home furnishings group, IKEA, launching air strikes on targets in its retail division for …
Blair urges air strikes against Scotland in event of ‘Yes’ vote
(satire?) Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has urged the UK government to consider military action against Scotland in the event of a vote …
Militants battle government forces for control of Scottish oil fields
(satire?) The prime minister David Cameron has pledged UK troops could be sent to defend strategic oil fields and supply lines …
Wondering why so much effort to destroy a small enclave like Gaza? Here you go:
(not satire!) Ever thought it a bit strange how so much expense and effort is being made to bomb a small …
Can’t decide who to hate more – ISIS or ISRAEL? Use this handy guide:
(satire?) Trying to decide whether to support ISRAEL, HAMAS, the US or ISIS? Check out our handy guide! Having trouble deciding …
Tory Party declares war on British servicemen and women
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) The Tories seem to have declared war on British servicemen and women. Here’s some evidence: …
Explosions at Manchester school kill at least 16 women and children
(satire?) At least 16 people – including a one-year-old baby and other young children – have been killed after a primary school in …
How the IDS ‘Iron Dome’ defence system shoots down incoming facts
(satire?) Iron Dome is a mobile all-weather defence system deployed around Iain Duncan Smith’s head, designed to intercept and destroy short-range and …
Syria crisis: the top 10 fashion hits and misses – in pictures
(satire?) The Syria crisis: the top 10 best and worst dressed fighters: 1) These tight-fitting, three quarter length pocketless trousers combined with …
Tony Blair: “WMDs are in Tory MP’s wardrobe”
(satire?) Former prime minister Tony Blair has called for tough military action against Tory MP Crispin Blunt who he claims is …
Tony Blair: west must consider military intervention in Brazil
(satire?) Ex-PM says allies should consider military options short of sending ground troops after England’s 2:1 defeat by Italy Tony Blair has urged …
Radical ISIS terrorists in Iraq threaten gains made by brave ISIS freedom fighters in Syria
(satire?) Western security experts are warning western powers must be prepared to take a military stand against dangerously fundamentalist terrorist …
UK and US to deploy drones in hunt for Gary Barlow’s missing tax millions
(satire?) US surveillance and reconnaissance aircraft are said to be preparing to search the thick impenetrable forest of tax evasion …
NATO commanding general is following a loopy UK fascist. Should I be worried?
(Not satire. I presume.) Why is a NATO commanding general following a loopy UK fascist on Twitter? Although it’s easy to dismiss …
Russia ready to annex Chelsea Football Club, Nato commander claims
(satire?) Nato‘s most senior military commander said on Sunday that Russia had amassed a large force of oligarchs on the border of …
Tories desperately try to hide their close links to Putin and his United Russia Party
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) Considering the recent events in Ukraine, it’s not very surprising the Tories are …
Ukraine: Putin backs down after Cameron threatens to watch Strictly instead of Paralympics
(satire?) The Russian president, Vladimir Putin, has hurriedly agreed to pull back his forces stationed in the Ukrainian Black Sea peninsula …
Ukraine shows folly of Cameron handing over 20% of UK gas supply to Russia
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The Ukraine crisis illustrates the folly of Cameron’s mad dash to hive off …
UK press: no casualties reported in Russian bomb blast apart from 16 dead foreigners
(satire?) A suicide attack on a train station in Russia’s southern city of Volgograd has killed no-one important apart from 16 …
The Etonian war-time traitor who got away with high treason
(not satire) Compare wartime hero Alan Turing’s treatment – who committed suicide after being forcibly castrated for homosexuality – with that …
Ministers in desperate bid to cover up massive military pensions error
(not satire – it’s the UK today) It seems government ministers are desperately trying to cover up a huge error they have …
Letter to Nick Clegg from defence contractor asking for endorsement
NMA Defence Systems UK Westminster Road London SW20 4ES Mr Nick Clegg Deputy Prime Minister 70 Whitehall London SW1A 2AS …
