Tories desperately try to hide their close links to Putin and his United Russia Party
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) Considering the recent events in Ukraine, it’s not very surprising the Tories are …
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Ukraine: Putin backs down after Cameron threatens to watch Strictly instead of Paralympics
(satire?) The Russian president, Vladimir Putin, has hurriedly agreed to pull back his forces stationed in the Ukrainian Black Sea peninsula …
Ukraine shows folly of Cameron handing over 20% of UK gas supply to Russia
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The Ukraine crisis illustrates the folly of Cameron’s mad dash to hive off …
UK press: no casualties reported in Russian bomb blast apart from 16 dead foreigners
(satire?) A suicide attack on a train station in Russia’s southern city of Volgograd has killed no-one important apart from 16 …
The Etonian war-time traitor who got away with high treason
(not satire) Compare wartime hero Alan Turing’s treatment - who committed suicide after being forcibly castrated for homosexuality – with that …
Ministers in desperate bid to cover up massive military pensions error
(not satire – it’s the UK today) It seems government ministers are desperately trying to cover up a huge error they have …
Letter to Nick Clegg from defence contractor asking for endorsement
NMA Defence Systems UK Westminster Road London SW20 4ES Mr Nick Clegg Deputy Prime Minister 70 Whitehall London SW1A 2AS …
Cameron’s (secret) deal to open immigration door to UAE citizens
(not satire – it’s the UK today) The coalition government has agreed to open the door for United Arab Emirates …
Here are 5 questions MPs should ask the heads of MI5, MI6 and GCHQ today
(it’s not satire – it’s UK ‘intelligence’ today) The heads of MI5, MI6 and GCHQ are being questioned by MPs …
West and Russia clash over whether to kill Syrian children with gas or with cruise missiles
(satire?) Britain, France and the US on Thursday tried to pile pressure on an increasingly emboldened Vladimir Putin by producing …
Putin under pressure to drop Assad as evidence mounts Syrian President is gay
(satire?) Vladimir Putin is to be confronted at the G20 summit of world leaders in St Petersburg this week with an …
Who remembers what Nick Clegg said about the UK/US special relationship just before the last election?
(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) Nick Clegg has just accused Labour leader Ed Miliband of being ‘cynical’ for blocking …
CAMERON – drama queen of the desert?
(not satire – it’s David Cameron!) Special relationship damaged? Britain’s role in the world diminished? Since losing the vote on …
Opinion poll boost for Labour and Ed Miliband after Syria vote
(not satire) The latest YouGov opinion poll (YouGov is the Rolls Royce of pollsters IMO) has Labour with a 10 …
Final proof the Lib Dems have become ‘Tory-lite’ – party as gung-ho as Tories about going to war
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Yesterday the supposedly cuddly Lib Dems were almost as gung-ho about going to …
Shock and outrage after poisonous hot air attack launched on rebels by Michael Gove
(satire?) Groups opposed to military intervention in Syria say a “poisonous hot air” attack launched on rebels by Education Secretary …
Syria Attack Attacked After Syrian Attack on Syrians Attacked
(satire?) UK and US plans to attack Syria after Syria was attacked for its alleged attacks on Syrians in Syria …
Tony Blair to sue David Cameron over plagiarising of his 2003 work of fiction ‘War Scenario’
(satire?) Lawyers representing Tony Blair have announced he is to sue David Cameron over allegations of copyright infringement relating to his 2003 …
6 embarrassing links between Syria’s President Assad and Britain
(not satire – it’s the surreal world of international diplomacy) With war looming, probably best to bury these links between …
Selective austerity? £12.82 an hour nurses too expensive. £500,000 cruise missiles – not.
(not satire – it’s ConDemNation today!) In the lead up to military intervention in Syria, where are all the government’s …
Cameron and Obama move closer to taking military action against their growing unpopularity
(satire?) The British prime minister David Cameron and US president Barack Obama are said to have concluded that joint military …
Labour urged to bring back heavy hitters like John Prescott to deal with egg throwers
(satire?) Ed Miliband must “bring back the heavy hitters” like John Prescott to strengthen his team and beat the shit …
Was it MI6 – not the Blair government – that drove Dr David Kelly to suicide?
(not satire – it’s British ‘intelligence’) I’ve just been reading the excellent new biography of Dr David Kelly by Robert …
Blair backs Egypt coup saying too few Arabs dying to secure democracy there
(Satire. Probably.) In an article for the Observer newspaper, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has said there was no alternative to military intervention in …
Now’s not the time to mention that Cameron took 8 arms dealers with him to Egypt. OK?
(not satire – it’s the UK government) Sssh! Whatever you do, don’t mention the fact that when David Cameron was the first …
Melanie Phillips Calls On West To Arm Nigella Lawson
(satire?) A prominent British journalist and Daily Mail columnist has called for foreign states – including the US and Britain – to …
Fraudster ATOS fined for supplying fake crip detectors for use in fitness for work tests
(satire) French company, ATOS – which was found guilty yesterday of deploying useless crip detectors on behalf of the British …
Cameron – Trident Needed to Prevent Strike by NUT
(satire – I think) UK should not be left defenceless against ‘highly unpredictable and aggressive’ teachers, says Prime Minister David …
Cameron announces plan to eradicate world poverty by bombing it from the sky with unmanned drones
(satire – possibly) The UN should aim to drastically reduce the numbers of people living in extreme poverty worldwide by allowing …
Cameron makes a WU-Turn (triple u-turn) on defence
(not satire – it’s David Cameron!) Before the last election, David Cameron pledged not to cut the armed forces. But …
