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A prominent British journalist and Daily Mail columnist has called for foreign states – including the US and Britain – to intervene in the continuing conflict in Nigella Lawson’s marriage by supplying arms to the celebrity chef.
Melanie Phillips was speaking after confirmation that many areas of the glamorous TV cook and food writer’s neck and face were under fierce attack and assaults on other parts of her body were continuing.
In a controversial appearance on BBC Question Time last night, Ms Philips also said that NATO should consider bombing Jamie Oliver in order to prevent further blistering attacks by the TV chef on Education Secretary Michael Gove’s plans to allow Free Schools and academies to ignore nutrition guidelines and profit from junk food vending machines.
“We want heavy weapons like tanks and jet fighters strong enough to stop Jamie Oliver’s gob in his tracks. That is what we want,” AFP quoted Ms Philips as saying during her appearance on the Question Time panel in London.
The comments come not long after Ms Phillips and other Daily Mail columnists called for NATO to bomb Iran after it was revealed that the Islamic Republic had been developing a programme to produce spicy lamb kebabs for export to the west’s fast food and take-away market.
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Not a fan of ms lawson cos i dont like her dad…having said that she looked terrified with saatchi hand on her throat..plus the admission cum denial from him is bollocks..
Btw…Check out JW secret paedo list on needleblog today..this came on top of me finding out a convicted UK paedo in spain was a Jehovas witness…
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id take her up the shiter but shes far to old.
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and i will sue tom pride for letting me libel myself.like that.
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I’d have thought Nigella would have had a kitchen full of weapons of mass destruction. What’s the continuing assaults on other parts of her body, are they kissing and making up??
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I’d say that Nigella’s arms complete with unauthorised bingo wings are more than enough to deal a hefty pre-emptive strike to any attacker and she could put the full weight of her bazookas behind any retaliatory blow.
Saatchi ought to have ended up wearing his dinner, I hope she dumps him.
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Melanie Phillips was breathtakingly tremendous on Question Time
I loved it when she berated that rowdy London audience about Iran
She is a woman of real strength.
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Her husband is the dead spit of her Dad
Its a bit sick fancying a replica of your dad… ewwwww
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🙂 😉
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‘Woman of real strength’?!, lol, she’s a feckin’ troll, nothing more and nothing less.
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Private Eye calls her “Mad Mel”. Anyone think it’s apt?
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Reblogged this on this 'n that.
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