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UK should not be left defenceless against ‘highly unpredictable and aggressive’ teachers, says Prime Minister

David Cameron has issued a stark warning against any move to abandon Britain’s Trident deterrent in the face of the growing threat of a strike from the National Union of Teachers and other unions.

The Prime Minister said it would “foolish” to leave the country defenceless at a time when “highly unpredictable and aggressive” school teachers were planning a possible strike in UK schools.

His comments come not long after the Education Secretary Michael Gove urged the United States to deploy an advanced missile system to the channel island of Jersey as a deterrent against “Marxist teachers hell-bent on destroying our schools“.

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