US Warning To Mayans Over Threats Of World Destruction
(satire) The United States has sent a stern warning to the ancient Mayan kingdom that it will consider a military …
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Cameron fears being forced to blame gays or scousers if ‘witch-hunt’ of top Tories continues
(satire) David Cameron said today he fears there is a serious danger that he will be forced to start a …
Newsnight name old snake Foreign Office spent £10,000 re-stuffing as Ken Clarke
(satire) BBC Newsnight is set to identify the twenty-foot-long snake – which brought embarrassment to the Foreign Office after it emerged …
‘Conversion therapy’ for Tory patients unethical, says professional body
(satire) Britain’s biggest professional body for psychotherapists has instructed members that it is unethical for them to attempt to “convert” …
Julian Assange rejects diplomatic protection saying it would be like having a shower in a raincoat
(satire) Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has reportedly turned down an offer of political protection from the Australian consulate in London saying …
UK Bids To Boost Trade In Emerging Markets By Offering To Storm Their Embassies
(satire) The UK government has made good on its pledge to build on the diplomatic success of the Olympics and …
Top Tories – Osborne not fit to run the country into the ground, just its economy
(satire) Senior figures in the Conservative Party have turned on the Chancellor, George Osborne saying they no longer regard him …
Psychiatrist who championed ‘Tory cure’ admits he was wrong
Dr Robert Spitzer apologises for ‘fatally flawed’ study, published in 2001, which claimed people with ‘Tory feelings’ could be ‘cured’ …
Not Tory! Post-Tory, ex-Tory and proud. Get over it!
A Christian group’s ‘Tory Therapy’ campaign is to appear on the sides of buses in London aimed at changing the political orientation …
Argentina – Prince William Posting To Falklands In Tight Airsuit ‘Provocative’
Argentina has complained that Britain’s plans to send Prince William on active duty to the Falkland Islands is ‘a provocative …
Toppled Leader Considers Air Strikes on EU Rebels
After the success of the Libyan campaign, the former Tory party leader and Foreign Secretary William Hague vowed to use …
