Here it is – the great EU referendum debate featuring two of the finest debaters on opposite sides of the EU argument:
Boris Johnson vs Boris Johnson
Question Number 1.
How necessary or important is it that this referendum on Britain’s membership of the EU takes place? Over to you first, Mr Boris Johnson …
What do you have to say to that, Mr Johnson?
Strong words from Boris for his opponent Boris Johnson. Now for question Number 2.
What would happen if Britain left the EU. Mr Johnson?
And what do you think Mr Johnson?
So a huge disagreement between Boris and his opponent Boris. Question Number 3.
Some people claim it would be too difficult in practical terms for Britain to leave the EU. Mr Johnson, do you agree?
Mr Johnson? Do you agree with Mr Johnson?
Question Number 4 for Boris. Why do you think staying in the EU would be better for Britain’s businesses?
And Boris … why do you think leaving the EU would be better for Britain’s businesses?
So Boris with a clear difference of opinion with himself there. On to question number 5. What do you think about Turkey joining the EU?
Your retort to Mr Johnson, Mr Johnson?
OK, thank you both. Question number 6. What do you think of the TTIP trade deal between the EU and the US? Boris?
Here is the final question for both of you. Which historical person do you most identify with the ideals of the EU? Mr Johnson?