Cameron tries to chicken out of head-to-head debate with Miliband
(not satire – it’s David Cameron!) It’s looking more and more like David Cameron is chickening out of the head-to-head …
Author Archives: Tom Pride
Study reveals average size of penis in UK Parliament is 5 foot, 10 inches
(satire?) A detailed scientific study of 1,495 penises in the UK parliament has shown the average size of the members …
Oops! Blundering Osborne forgot to consult GPs on Manchester NHS devolution plans
(not satire – it’s George Osborne!) George Osborne announced last week he was going to devolve responsibilities and funding for NHS …
BBC denies accusations it was aware as early as 1973 that Jimmy Savile was a northerner
(satire?) Senior members of the BBC’s management have strongly denied accusations they were aware as early as 1973 that their star …
Nigel Farage ‘defended’ by far-right group using armoured land rover
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Neo-Nazi organisation Britain First has tweeted a picture of what they describe as an …
EXCLUSIVE! Isis killer Mohammed Emwazi’s links to Ed Miliband
(satire?) Mohammed Emwazi, the Islamic State (Isis) extremist behind the beheading of western hostages, grew up in EXACTLY the same …
5 things successful people do every day to avoid being a Lib Dem
(satire?) Do you wake up each morning feeling stressed and anxious about the workday ahead of you? Do you feel …
Here’s one of the fruitcakes at the US conference Nigel Farage spoke at yesterday:
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Nigel Farage spoke in the US at the Conservative Political Action Conference yesterday along …
Daily Mail EXCLUSIVE: solar eclipse to plunge Britain into darkness if Ed Miliband becomes PM
(satire?) Scientists are warning that Britain’s most complete solar eclipse in 16 years is likely to block out as much as …
Rifkind firm awarded NHS contract despite charging £7 million more than NHS
(not satire – it’s the Cameron government!) The Cameron government has awarded an £80 million NHS contract to a private firm …
Rifkind resigns, says being in pay of Chinese not relevant to being chair of intelligence committee
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Rifkind has resigned as Chair of the Intelligence and Security Committee. In his …
Cameron is clamping down on tax fraud. But by the working poor not the idle rich.
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) It’s not true at all that the Cameron government isn’t tackling tax fraud. …
Rifkind to be removed as chair of Intelligence Committee after proving he doesn’t have any
(satire?) There are increasing demands for Malcolm Rifkind MP to be removed as the chairman of the House of Commons Intelligence …
Money-for-NO-questions newspaper attacks money-for-questions MPs
(not satire – it’s the Telegraph!) In a perfect illustration of the sad state of the UK today, we’ve got …
UKIP’s Scottish campaign launch didn’t go exactly to plan ….
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) In which we get to hear sage political advice from a UKIP spin-doctor….. UKIP’s …
How to Dig a Hole – by the Daily Telegraph
(satire?) The Daily Telegraph Guide on How to Dig Yourself into a Deep Hole (with thanks to wikihow) This article covers the technique …
Yep – the ‘jaw-dropping” racist comments by a UKIP candidate really are jaw-dropping
In December last year, UKIP expelled one of their councillors after she made such racist comments to the BBC that they …
Eye witness on Russian bombers: “Cameron is lying”
(not satire – it’s David Cameron!) An eye witness has accused David Cameron of “lying” over his statement that two Russian bombers …
UKIP candidate: “What happens when renewable energy runs out?” (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) I’m not making this up, I promise you. In a local debate about …
Prince Charles at parliament in visit to London’s super sewer to celebrate anniversary
(satire?) The Houses of Parliament hosted royalty on Wednesday as Prince Charles descended down into the capital’s deepest, darkest and …
How Telegraph execs tried to stop Tom Watson MP’s inquiries into paedophilia
(not satire – it’s the UK press!) Tom Watson MP has written a very interesting blog post, in which he raises some …
Daily Mail Exclusive: Ed Miliband revealed as Lucy Beale’s killer
(satire?) EastEnders ‘who killed Lucy Beale?’ storyline takes a dramatic turn with Labour Party leader Ed Miliband revealed as murderer….. In what …
Cameron: unemployed Lib Dem MPs “should do community work” after election
(satire?) Liberal Democrat MPs who are out of work, education or training for six months after being turfed out of office …
Daily Telegraph dramatically accused of “fraud” over HSBC bank coverage
(not satire – it’s the Daily Telegraph!) The highly respected chief political commentator of the Daily Telegraph has caused an earthquake …
Worried you might be a millionaire tax avoider without knowing it? Find out with this QUIZ!
(satire?) Are you worried you might accidentally be dodging the taxman by stashing away a massive fortune in a Swiss bank account …
Cameron government subsidising millionaire grouse shooters with taxpayers’ money
(not satire – it’s the Cameron government!) Did you know that millionaire grouse shooting landowners – whose well-heeled clients can …
How Tory are you? Take this short quiz and find out!
Worried you might be just a little bit Tory? Worry no more! Take this ten question quiz and find out …
Nick Clegg’s secret love for the Tory Party going back to his student days
NC + CP = TRUE LOVE The following are all facts. At exactly the same time Nick Clegg was at …
Sister of Milly Dowler attacks Daily Mail for using her sister as a political ‘pawn’
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail) The sister of Milly Dowler has attacked the Daily Mail for using her sister …
UKIP/Tory election pact dead in the water as it attracts just 29 supporters
(not satire!) Just last year, Tory supporting Sun columnist Toby Young launched a campaign to persuade UKIP and Tory supporters to support …
