Supposedly pro-free speech UKIP tries to ban satirical comedy show
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) I’ve written before about how few things annoy me more than UKIP members pretending …
Author Archives: Tom Pride
Shocking figures reveal 99% of government ministers unable to give a toss
(satire?) Official figures newly released reveal the vast majority of government cabinet ministers are unable to successfully toss a pancake …
Nick Clegg wins Best Actor Oscar for role in “4 Years a Slave”
(satire?) Nick Clegg has won an Oscar for his unflinching portrayal of a slave forced to work in a coalition government and suffer …
Hmm! Days after paedophilia scandal at No 10 uncovered, Daily Mail attacked Harman
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Look at this short timeline: Feb 13th: a top adviser to David Cameron …
Government sells entire NHS patient data to firm headed by disgraced banker
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) I’m not sure what would normally constitute a political scandal of massive proportions …
ATOS denies being ATOS (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s ATOS!) Government statistics reveal that between January 2011 and November of the same year, 10,600 sick …
Ukraine: Putin backs down after Cameron threatens to watch Strictly instead of Paralympics
(satire?) The Russian president, Vladimir Putin, has hurriedly agreed to pull back his forces stationed in the Ukrainian Black Sea peninsula …
Why did Thatcher defend a P.I.E. member after his conviction for child sex attacks
(not satire!) Here’s a conundrum. Who do you think would be more likely to be telling the truth – former …
Ukraine shows folly of Cameron handing over 20% of UK gas supply to Russia
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The Ukraine crisis illustrates the folly of Cameron’s mad dash to hive off …
Daily Mail columnist denies links to sinister child pornography distribution network
(satire?) One of the UK’s leading tabloid newspaper columnists, Richard Littlejohn, has denied he has close links to a sinister …
A new low for the UK: disabled man starves to death
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) A severely disabled and sick man – who had his benefits stopped after …
Shock as figures reveal big increase in net migration of German leaders to UK
(satire?) Net UK migration of German Chancellors to the UK increased by 100% in the year to February 2014, pushing …
Former Tory MP claims she can tell someone’s religion by the way they tweet
(not satire – it’s Louise Mensch!) Oh dear. Former Tory MP Louise Mensch claims she can tell someone’s religion by the …
It’s time the Daily Mail apologised for supporting Hitler and its anti-semitic past
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) The Daily Mail has called on Harriet Harman to apologise for her past associations …
Ugandan newspaper publishes list of 200 citizens it accuses of being openly black
(satire?) A Ugandan newspaper has published a list of what it calls the country’s “200 top Africans”, accusing them of …
OUTED! The editor of the Ugandan tabloid trying to lynch gay people
(not satire) Meet Ben Byarabaha - he’s the editor of Ugandan newspaper Red Pepper Uganda which has put 200 innocent Ugandan citizens’ lives …
Revealed! Comrade Cameron’s secret Stalinist revolutionary plot to take-over Britain!
(satire?) WAKE UP BRITAIN! Our country is facing a secret Stalinist takeover led by Cameron and his traitorous Eton, Oxbridge …
Tory MP who criticised benefits claimants is himself being investigated for benefit fraud
(not satire – it’s Peter Bone!) Right-wing Tory MP Peter Bone once said this of benefits claimants: “It cannot be …
Daily Mail admits it was wrong about immigration (and hopes nobody will notice)
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) On the 31st of December last year the Mail gave us this article: …
Nick Clegg hints at coalition with Ukrainian opposition after presidential election
(satire?) Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has denied his party has become politically irrelevant and has hinted at a possible …
One law for private? UK courts ignoring crime in privatised services
(not satire – it’s the UK today) Three years ago, an unqualified court interpreter was jailed for working without qualifications …
Insurers already refusing to insure homes in areas designated for fracking
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The coalition government has decided that more than half of Britain and two-thirds …
ATOS declare themselves fit to declare themselves unfit for work
(satire?) In a surprise move, ATOS have declared themselves unfit to declare whether people declared unfit for work are fit for …
EXCLUSIVE! Leaked phone call between Nick Clegg and Rupert Murdoch revealed!
(Satire?) EXCLUSIVE TO PRIDE’S PURGE! Our fearless reporter, Tom Pride, has managed to hack into Rupert Murdoch’s private cell phone …
A Lib Dem activist explains why he has finally decided to abandon the party
(not satire) Until just a couple of weeks ago, Stewart Wilson used to be an activist and a keen supporter …
IMF: rate of banker suicides still “too slow” to prevent future global financial meltdowns
(satire?) The International Monetary Fund has warned that despite a sharp increase in the rate of bankers throwing themselves off high buildings, the …
Climate change sceptic Andrew Neil once thought you couldn’t get AIDS from heterosexual sex
(not satire – it’s Andrew Neil!) One of the so-called big guns being dragged out in the media recently to …
Climate change deniers – just who is Daily Mail reporter David Rose?
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive“- Sir …
Cameron warns floods of government ineptitude “likely to get worse”
(satire?) David Cameron has warned that while the weather was due to improve, the sheer volume of his incompetence over recent weeks …
Council privatises children’s playground and charges £20 for children to play
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Some Tory councils are now charging children to play. Conservative-controlled Wandsworth council bulldozed a …
