Cognita employed serial paedophile after being accused of ‘milking profits’ from school
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) It’s just been revealed that a convicted serial paedophile who drugged boys before sexually …
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Tory council to knock down sports centre and build luxury flats instead
(not satire – it’s the Tories) Tory-controlled Westminster council has decided to demolish a sports centre and hand the site over to …
Coroner blames man’s death on government cuts to ambulance service
(not satire – it’s the UK today) It’s official. Government cuts to ambulance and A&E services are causing deaths. Hartlepool …
The Daily Mail timeline of shame – updated
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) Big thanks to Dick Graceless for compiling the original. . Related articles …
Cameron’s office calls police on Bishop trying to deliver letter on poverty (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s David Cameron) Amazingly, David Cameron’s constituency office in Witney called the police when the Bishop of …
Daily Mail: how our reporter dialled 999 and got an ambulance – no questions asked!
(satire?) DAILY MAIL EXCLUSIVE! No ID, no checks… free ambulances for sob stories: scrounging accident victims get free rides to hospital – paid for …
Oops! Mail on Sunday hack f*cks up his story attacking food banks
(not satire – it’s the Mail!) The Mail on Sunday sent out one of its most experienced reporters to do …
Cameron’s morality resigns after being declared bankrupt
(satire?) The prime minister’s morality has resigned after reports that it had been declared bankrupt as long as 5 years ago. …
Lib Dems get tough with Tories by planning to get flipping annoyed about something
(satire?) The Liberal Democrats have warned their Conservative Party coalition partners that they are planning to get tough with them before …
Tory campaign strategist made one of the ‘most homophobic ads in American history’
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Much has been written in the last couple of days about Labour’s new election …
Vince Cable denies being irrelevant by getting tough on ‘dodgy’ film directors
(satire?) Liberal Democrat Business Secretary Vince Cable has defied criticism that he is completely irrelevant in the government by proposing tough new …
Jellyfish in intensive care after coming into contact with David Cameron
(satire?) A jellyfish was recovering today after it came into close contact with the Prime Minister David Cameron as he chillaxed in the sea with …
UKIP parliamentary candidate publicly humiliates 6-year-old little boy
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) UKIP councillor and parliamentary candidate David Meacock has publicly humiliated a 6-year-old child by sending …
Tories apologise for making electioneering phone calls during Hillsborough memorial
(not satire – it’s the Tories) As if a Merseyside Tory MP tweeting a political attack during the 25th anniversary Hillsborough …
Academy school drops music despite it being part of national curriculum
(not satire) The Madani School in Leicester has dropped music from its curriculum even though music is supposed to be a compulsory subject …
Emergency services called to major pants fire in DWP
(satire?) POLICE and emergency services were called to a fire in the Department for Works and Pensions earlier today after reports of …
Residents in Thatcher’s former constituency reject naming street after her
(not satire!) Tory councillors in Thatcher’s former constituency of Finchley and Barnet were convinced there would be plenty of residents …
Merseyside MP Esther Mcvey sends a political tweet during the Hillsborough service
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory front bench MP Esther Mcvey obviously wasn’t watching the Hillsborough memorial service. Because she sent a …
Mysterious Black Circle Sighted Floating Over David Cameron’s Head
(satire?) Weather experts are baffled by the appearance of a black ring in the sky above David Cameron’s head on Monday evening. …
Man on leash in London revealed to be Lib Dem training exercise for coalition government
(satire?) The mystery of a man being walked on all fours by a woman wielding a leash in Farringdon has been solved. …
Conservative MP ‘unspeakably sorry’ over failure to not get caught declaring donations
(satire?) Bristol North West MP Charlotte Leslie admits ‘full responsibility for not covering up administrative mistakes’ that meant she did …
Lib Dem president Tim Farron in 2010: Cyril Smith was an idol of mine
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) In 2010, Liberal Democrat president Tim Farron described paedophile Cyril Smith as an “idol” of his. Mr …
Over a third of Hillsborough victims were kids or teens. But still being blamed.
(not satire – I’m sorry to say) Over a third of the Hillsborough disaster victims were children or teenagers: But they …
Reaction to the criticism of the reaction to the sad death of Peaches Geldof – my reaction
(satire?) As one of those who has so far not reacted to the widespread criticism of the reaction to …
Top Tory Bernard Ingham calls relatives of Hillsborough victims ‘contemptible’
(not satire -it’s the Tories) If I had my way, former chief press secretary to Margaret Thatcher ‘Sir’ Bernard Ingham would be …
Photographs of the well-oiled cogs of government at work
(satire?) . . . . . . . . . . . . THEY WORK FOR YOU! . Please feel …
Modern Tories on rape, Down syndrome, Pakistani children and black people
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) The nasty party isn’t all in the past I’m afraid. Here are ten recent opinions from …
Scientists: papyrus fragment naming Jesus’s wife as Samantha not a fake
(satire?) Following a series of carbon dating and chemical tests, a Harvard professor is claiming a fragment of papyrus – …
Why has Clegg helped Cameron destroy one of our biggest exports to win votes from UKIP?
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) David Cameron is destroying one of the UK’s biggest exports just so he can …
Compassion resigns from government saying it has become a ‘distraction’
(satire?) Compassion has resigned from the cabinet claiming it had become a distraction after seven days of hostile headlines over accusations …
