Merseyside MP Esther Mcvey sends a political tweet during the Hillsborough service
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory front bench MP Esther Mcvey obviously wasn’t watching the Hillsborough memorial service. Because she sent a …
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Mysterious Black Circle Sighted Floating Over David Cameron’s Head
(satire?) Weather experts are baffled by the appearance of a black ring in the sky above David Cameron’s head on Monday evening. …
Man on leash in London revealed to be Lib Dem training exercise for coalition government
(satire?) The mystery of a man being walked on all fours by a woman wielding a leash in Farringdon has been solved. …
Conservative MP ‘unspeakably sorry’ over failure to not get caught declaring donations
(satire?) Bristol North West MP Charlotte Leslie admits ‘full responsibility for not covering up administrative mistakes’ that meant she did …
Lib Dem president Tim Farron in 2010: Cyril Smith was an idol of mine
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) In 2010, Liberal Democrat president Tim Farron described paedophile Cyril Smith as an “idol” of his. Mr …
Over a third of Hillsborough victims were kids or teens. But still being blamed.
(not satire – I’m sorry to say) Over a third of the Hillsborough disaster victims were children or teenagers: But they …
Reaction to the criticism of the reaction to the sad death of Peaches Geldof – my reaction
(satire?) As one of those who has so far not reacted to the widespread criticism of the reaction to …
Top Tory Bernard Ingham calls relatives of Hillsborough victims ‘contemptible’
(not satire -it’s the Tories) If I had my way, former chief press secretary to Margaret Thatcher ‘Sir’ Bernard Ingham would be …
Photographs of the well-oiled cogs of government at work
(satire?) . . . . . . . . . . . . THEY WORK FOR YOU! . Please feel …
Modern Tories on rape, Down syndrome, Pakistani children and black people
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) The nasty party isn’t all in the past I’m afraid. Here are ten recent opinions from …
Scientists: papyrus fragment naming Jesus’s wife as Samantha not a fake
(satire?) Following a series of carbon dating and chemical tests, a Harvard professor is claiming a fragment of papyrus – …
Why has Clegg helped Cameron destroy one of our biggest exports to win votes from UKIP?
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) David Cameron is destroying one of the UK’s biggest exports just so he can …
Compassion resigns from government saying it has become a ‘distraction’
(satire?) Compassion has resigned from the cabinet claiming it had become a distraction after seven days of hostile headlines over accusations …
Man Utd fans beg David Cameron to offer his full support to Moyes:
(satire?) The Rt Hon Mr David Cameron MP Prime Minister 10 Downing St London SW1A 2AA Dear Mr Cameron, …
Number of women in cabinet now lowest since … the last time Tories were in power
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) After the resignation of Maria Miller, there are now only 3 women out of …
NATO commanding general is following a loopy UK fascist. Should I be worried?
(Not satire. I presume.) Why is a NATO commanding general following a loopy UK fascist on Twitter? Although it’s easy to dismiss …
Cameron takes heart as polls show just 4 people want Maria Miller to go
(satire?) The PM David Cameron has brushed off claims that culture secretary Maria Miller should resign after he cited polls …
Fiddling MPs who fiddled accusations of fiddling MP’s fiddling also on the fiddle
(satire?) Many of the MPs on the parliamentary committee that fiddled the amount that fiddling MP Maria Miller was asked to pay back …
George Osborne adviser to ‘independent’ think tank which claims no middle class squeeze
(not satire – it’s the UK today) A supposedly independent think tank called the Social Market Foundation has produced a …
Tories announce tough new regime of 30-second half-hearted apologies for serious crimes
(satire?) In the lead-up to the next election, the Tories have vowed to clamp-down on crime in a new criminal justice bill …
Head of failing schools employed as schools inspector for Ofsted
(not satire – believe it or not!) Derek Davies is the executive principle of two failing privately-run academy schools rated inadequate in …
The truth about the Tory Party’s cover up of its links to paedophilia
(not satire – it’s the Tories) According to the Daily Mail, Labour should apologise for its supposed links in the …
Cameron takes action on smog by being driven around in a chauffeur-driven car more often
(satire?) The Prime Minister David Cameron has moved quickly to tackle the growing health crisis caused by dangerously thick smog and …
Met Office issues smug alert as record levels of ministerial self-satisfaction hit UK
(satire?) The Met’ Office has warned of record-breaking dangerously high levels of prime ministerial self-satisfaction affecting the UK, with smug-like expressions expected to spread across …
The hypocrisy of Tory MP David Burrowes over Yashika’s deportation
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Teenage A-Level student Yashika Bageerathi was forcefully separated from her mother and deported alone yesterday. …
What have UKIP got against live-in lodgers? Or snowboarders?
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Near the end of the Farage/Clegg debate tonight, the official UKIP Twitter account tweeted …
8 government policies that look like April Fool’s jokes but are real
(not satire – believe it or not) 1. Michael Gove Abolishes Summer 2. National Blood Supply Sold Off To US Venture Capital Firm …
National Audit Office accuses Vince Cable of selling himself off too cheaply
(satire?) The business secretary, Vince Cable, has refused to apologise over last year’s bargain-basement sale of his principles, despite a scathing report …
Thinktank proposing monthly fee for NHS is funded by private healthcare companies
(not satire – it’s the corrupt UK today!) Labour peer Lord Warner – who has written a report released today proposing …
Tory council wastes money on an umbrella-wrapping machine but cuts lollipop ladies
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Conservative councillors in Tory-controlled Croydon council decided to spend over £140 million on a lavish new HQ …
