Coalition cut councillor pensions by £7m – but raise MPs’ pensions by £20m
(not satire – it’s ConDemNation!) Local government minister Brandon Lewis has decided to cut local councillors’ state pensions in a …
Author Archives: Tom Pride
According to Lib Dems: closing hospitals is ‘giving local people more say’!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) According to the Liberal Democrats – allowing hospitals to be closed without public …
Police fitted panic button in RMT leader Bob Crow’s home because he was a ‘target’
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) You don’t expect to hear stories in the UK of people being attacked …
Senior Tories knew about accusations of Nigel Evans Welshness, court hears
(satire?) Whips told MPs about his nationality but he was still allowed to successfully run for deputy speaker Senior Conservatives …
Scandal of Lib Dem payments to agree break-up and sell-off of NHS
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) A couple of weeks ago it was reported that top Liberal Democrat Party …
Tory agent: women MPs are ‘imbeciles’ who need a ‘good slap round the face’
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) A Conservative electoral agent and parliamentary assistant to a Tory MP has attacked feminists on Facebook saying …
UK citizenship for Cameron’s nanny – while NHS workers are refused and deported
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) David Cameron has defended his children’s nanny being granted UK citizenship by saying …
Coalition government announces plans to slash pregnancy from 9 months to 4
(satire?) The Department for Work and Pensions has announced it is to cut the period of time women spend on …
Shhh! Don’t tell MI5 but here’s a Russian spy with his ‘good friend’ Boris Johnson
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Further to revelations that Cameron’s Tory Party is trying desperately to hide its extremely …
Lib Dems beaten by Lord Biro from the Bus-Pass Elvis Party in by-election!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Oh deary deary me. The Lib Dems have been beaten in a council by-election by a …
Tories desperately try to hide their close links to Putin and his United Russia Party
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) Considering the recent events in Ukraine, it’s not very surprising the Tories are …
Supposedly pro-free speech UKIP tries to ban satirical comedy show
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) I’ve written before about how few things annoy me more than UKIP members pretending …
Shocking figures reveal 99% of government ministers unable to give a toss
(satire?) Official figures newly released reveal the vast majority of government cabinet ministers are unable to successfully toss a pancake …
Nick Clegg wins Best Actor Oscar for role in “4 Years a Slave”
(satire?) Nick Clegg has won an Oscar for his unflinching portrayal of a slave forced to work in a coalition government and suffer …
Hmm! Days after paedophilia scandal at No 10 uncovered, Daily Mail attacked Harman
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Look at this short timeline: Feb 13th: a top adviser to David Cameron …
Government sells entire NHS patient data to firm headed by disgraced banker
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) I’m not sure what would normally constitute a political scandal of massive proportions …
ATOS denies being ATOS (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s ATOS!) Government statistics reveal that between January 2011 and November of the same year, 10,600 sick …
Ukraine: Putin backs down after Cameron threatens to watch Strictly instead of Paralympics
(satire?) The Russian president, Vladimir Putin, has hurriedly agreed to pull back his forces stationed in the Ukrainian Black Sea peninsula …
Why did Thatcher defend a P.I.E. member after his conviction for child sex attacks
(not satire!) Here’s a conundrum. Who do you think would be more likely to be telling the truth – former …
Ukraine shows folly of Cameron handing over 20% of UK gas supply to Russia
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The Ukraine crisis illustrates the folly of Cameron’s mad dash to hive off …
Daily Mail columnist denies links to sinister child pornography distribution network
(satire?) One of the UK’s leading tabloid newspaper columnists, Richard Littlejohn, has denied he has close links to a sinister …
A new low for the UK: disabled man starves to death
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) A severely disabled and sick man – who had his benefits stopped after …
Shock as figures reveal big increase in net migration of German leaders to UK
(satire?) Net UK migration of German Chancellors to the UK increased by 100% in the year to February 2014, pushing …
Former Tory MP claims she can tell someone’s religion by the way they tweet
(not satire – it’s Louise Mensch!) Oh dear. Former Tory MP Louise Mensch claims she can tell someone’s religion by the …
It’s time the Daily Mail apologised for supporting Hitler and its anti-semitic past
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) The Daily Mail has called on Harriet Harman to apologise for her past associations …
Ugandan newspaper publishes list of 200 citizens it accuses of being openly black
(satire?) A Ugandan newspaper has published a list of what it calls the country’s “200 top Africans”, accusing them of …
OUTED! The editor of the Ugandan tabloid trying to lynch gay people
(not satire) Meet Ben Byarabaha - he’s the editor of Ugandan newspaper Red Pepper Uganda which has put 200 innocent Ugandan citizens’ lives …
Revealed! Comrade Cameron’s secret Stalinist revolutionary plot to take-over Britain!
(satire?) WAKE UP BRITAIN! Our country is facing a secret Stalinist takeover led by Cameron and his traitorous Eton, Oxbridge …
Tory MP who criticised benefits claimants is himself being investigated for benefit fraud
(not satire – it’s Peter Bone!) Right-wing Tory MP Peter Bone once said this of benefits claimants: “It cannot be …
Daily Mail admits it was wrong about immigration (and hopes nobody will notice)
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) On the 31st of December last year the Mail gave us this article: …
