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(It’s not satire – it’s A4e!)
I know his name might sound like it’s been made-up but honestly – A4e topdog and cartoon Conservative Jonty Oliff-Cooper is for real.
His job is to help spend all that lovely taxpayers’ money the government’s been giving to A4e. Nice work if you can get it.
We already know that A4e’s success rate is under a measly 4%.
But now we also know – thanks to Jonty’s horsey mouth – what kind of important help A4e has been giving to the unemployed for all those millions of our money.
According to Jonty on Twitter, A4e have been holding classes for the unemployed on how to use toilet paper.
Obviously Jonty’s now deleted the tweets – once he realised what a mistake it was to reveal what his firm has been busy wasting our money on.
But fortunately for us – and unfortunately for him – you can still see his tweets here:
I always thought Conservatives claim to be really concerned about how taxpayers’ money is spent and that they hate to see it wasted.
Clearly that only applies when it’s being spent on someone other than themselves.
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yeah been there seen that..utter toffe nosed tosser..
Tom i think you have come across this twat too..
http://www.policyexchange.org.uk/people/item/matthew-oakley
Matthew Oakley is Head of Economics & Social Policy. His team focuses on welfare reform, growth and the UK economy, public sector reform and financial policy. His recent publications include an assessment of the public sector pay premium across the wage distribution; reports outlining the next steps for tackling unemployment and benefit dependency; and a report outlining areas where Government must focus to boost growth in the long-term.
His current work includes: an assessment of the economic advantages of moving to a more localised system of pay bargaining in the public sector; analysis of the social foundations of benefit dependency; how to finance innovation and the growth of small firms; and how a new approach to tackling child poverty could lead to better outcomes and life chances.
Prior to joining Policy Exchange he was an Economic Advisor at the Treasury, where he worked on a number of tax and welfare issues for the previous eight years. He was closely involved in analysing the labour market impacts of and responses to the recession and in the Green and White Papers on Universal Credit. Before this, his other roles at the Treasury included working on property tax strategy, microeconomic analysis of the labour market and on medium-term tax strategy.
He has an MSc in Economics from University College London, where he specialised in labour economics and econometrics.
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I don’t use loo paper either. I use DWP press releases. It means they’re at least useful for something and it saves time too as they come with the shit already on them 🙂
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Reblogged this on HUMAN RIGHTS & POLITICAL JOURNAL.
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JOC should be renamed JOKe
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Hello Bobchewie, I thought you may find this link very important via AVVAZ to Amnesty Uk. This needs to be shared far and wide before the 13th-14th April 2013 their AGM. In Solidarity. Keep Up The Good Fight!! 😉
Posted January 4, 2013
Created by
Tony M. United Kingdom
To be delivered to:
Amnesty UK
Amnesty UK to protect the human rights of the sick & disabled
5,126 signers. Let’s reach 5,000
We Call on Amnesty UK to fulfil it’s remit and challenge the British Government in a court of Law, to ensure the Protection of the Human Rights of the Sick and Disabled..
Why This Is Imporatant
The sick and disabled are being denied human right by the British Government. On the 13th – 14th April 2013 Amnesty UK will be holding their AGM.
Let’s give them something to talk about.
Let’s give them millions of signatures so they cannot Ignore!!!
http://www.avaaz.org/en/petition/Amnesty_UK_to_protect_the_human_rights_of_the_sick_disabled/?fqpRheb&pv=7
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STOP PRESS ex Tory cabinet minister to be arrested as part of operation fernbridge
http://www.exaronews.com/articles/4838/met-paedophile-unit-prepares-to-arrest-ex-tory-cabinet-minister?utm_source=newsletter-news&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter-20-02-13
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Tory. MP had dossier on VIP paedo ring but it disappeared.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/home-office-was-warned-by-top-tory-1647786
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The same Matthew Oakley has recently joined Which! (the consumer group). I consider it highly unlikely that he is there to do washing machine testing.
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Jobless cut back on using toilet paper because it’s shit
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