Rifkind resigns, says being in pay of Chinese not relevant to being chair of intelligence committee
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Rifkind has resigned as Chair of the Intelligence and Security Committee. In his …
Tag Archives: Tories
Yep – the ‘jaw-dropping” racist comments by a UKIP candidate really are jaw-dropping
In December last year, UKIP expelled one of their councillors after she made such racist comments to the BBC that they …
How Telegraph execs tried to stop Tom Watson MP’s inquiries into paedophilia
(not satire – it’s the UK press!) Tom Watson MP has written a very interesting blog post, in which he raises some …
Cameron government subsidising millionaire grouse shooters with taxpayers’ money
(not satire – it’s the Cameron government!) Did you know that millionaire grouse shooting landowners – whose well-heeled clients can …
How Tory are you? Take this short quiz and find out!
Worried you might be just a little bit Tory? Worry no more! Take this ten question quiz and find out …
UKIP/Tory election pact dead in the water as it attracts just 29 supporters
(not satire!) Just last year, Tory supporting Sun columnist Toby Young launched a campaign to persuade UKIP and Tory supporters to support …
Everyone threatens to sue Lord Fink after he accuses them of avoiding taxes
(satire?) Everyone has threatened to sue former Conservative Party treasurer Lord Fink after he claimed yesterday that everyone avoids tax. Lord Fink was accused …
Desperate Tory press now raising spectre of Falklands war to win next election
(not satire – it’s the UK gutter press!) The right-wing press in the UK are once again pulling out every …
Gwyneth Paltrow recommends regular steam-cleaning of Iain Duncan Smith
(satire?) Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has recommended regular steam-cleaning of government ministers in order to eliminate poisonous toxins which can easily build …
Daily Telegraph: Leon Brittan was a “federast” who “groomed youngsters”
(not satire – it’s the UK press!) Most of the UK mainstream press seems more than a little reluctant to …
Police investigating Leon Brittan for rape and child abuse at time of his death
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) It’s looking increasingly likely that the ‘rumours’ about Leon Brittan and allegations of sex …
Amjad Bashir on Cameron, before he defected to the Tories: “We don’t trust him”
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) UKIP MEP Amjad Bashir has just defected to the Tories. Here he is looking …
Unemployed? Struggling on low wages? Cheer up! Government minister says it’s a boom!
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) If you’re one of the millions of British families struggling to make ends meet …
UK armed forces recruits to be asked if they are Tory
(satire?) Recruits to the British armed forces will be asked whether they are Tory in a move to improve diversity …
Patients told to soil themselves while hospital pays Tory MP £50k pa for 10 hours work
(not satire – it’s the Uk today!) No wonder the private company which took over the NHS Hinchingbrooke hospital has failed. …
Russia bans transgender people from driving (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s Putin’s Russia!) It’s one of those headlines so appalling it’s hard to believe it’s not satire. …
Tories photoshop out real cracks in road for election campaign poster
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Here’s the nice country road* on the new Tory election campaign poster: And …
8 things Tories do in bed that turn women off
(satire?) 8) There’s no bigger turn off to a woman than a man carelessly trying to shove as many of …
Scientists link axial tilt of Earth at winter solstice to dramatic increases in executive pay
(satire?) Scientists have confirmed the discovery of a direct link between the hitherto unexplained increases in salaries of fuel company executives at the winter solstice and …
Tory council tried to ‘auction off’ disabled man online to private care companies
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Emma Knight found her local Tory-run council was inviting companies to bid online to look …
Disused Conservative Club reopens as a food bank!!
(not satire – it’s Tory Britain!) A disused Conservative Club in Rhondda has been bought up by a local church …
Tory MP calls anyone earning less than £150,000 “dog-end” voters
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Let’s hope – for Tory MP Mark Garnier’s sake – that his constituency of Wyre …
The Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book is now available:
(satire?) You can now get a full copy of the Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book either as a PDF download …
Meet the 2 Tory MPs who today stopped a bill to protect tenants from revenge evictions
(not satire – it’s the Tories) A private members’ bill which would have protected Britain’s 9 million tenants from revenge evictions by callous …
EXCLUSIVE – Andrew Mitchell’s previously unreleased court statement on plebgate:
(satire?) EXCLUSIVE to Pride’s Purge: Andrew Mitchell’s court statement at the plebgate libel trial which the trial judge described as …
I have a dream: that white van man and black cab man can live together in harmony
(satire?) Some politicians blame white van man – some are attacking black cab man. But I have a dream that one day …
Tory MP defends UKIP paedophile jailed for child grooming
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Both the Tories and the UKIP have been making political capital recently by linking …
Granny – aged 90 – told to attend job centre interview
(not satire – it’s social security today!) If you want an illustration of the mess created by Iain Duncan Smith in …
Racist Dave Whelan gives his “full support” to David Cameron
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) If Dave Whelan – the racist owner of Wigan Football Club – had …
Former Tory councillor jailed for “large-scale immigration fraud”
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The Tories are trying to appear tough on immigration – in a vain …
