Tory campaign strategist made one of the ‘most homophobic ads in American history’
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Much has been written in the last couple of days about Labour’s new election …
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Tories apologise for making electioneering phone calls during Hillsborough memorial
(not satire – it’s the Tories) As if a Merseyside Tory MP tweeting a political attack during the 25th anniversary Hillsborough …
Residents in Thatcher’s former constituency reject naming street after her
(not satire!) Tory councillors in Thatcher’s former constituency of Finchley and Barnet were convinced there would be plenty of residents …
Merseyside MP Esther Mcvey sends a political tweet during the Hillsborough service
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory front bench MP Esther Mcvey obviously wasn’t watching the Hillsborough memorial service. Because she sent a …
Man on leash in London revealed to be Lib Dem training exercise for coalition government
(satire?) The mystery of a man being walked on all fours by a woman wielding a leash in Farringdon has been solved. …
Conservative MP ‘unspeakably sorry’ over failure to not get caught declaring donations
(satire?) Bristol North West MP Charlotte Leslie admits ‘full responsibility for not covering up administrative mistakes’ that meant she did …
Over a third of Hillsborough victims were kids or teens. But still being blamed.
(not satire – I’m sorry to say) Over a third of the Hillsborough disaster victims were children or teenagers: But they …
Top Tory Bernard Ingham calls relatives of Hillsborough victims ‘contemptible’
(not satire -it’s the Tories) If I had my way, former chief press secretary to Margaret Thatcher ‘Sir’ Bernard Ingham would be …
Modern Tories on rape, Down syndrome, Pakistani children and black people
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) The nasty party isn’t all in the past I’m afraid. Here are ten recent opinions from …
Man Utd fans beg David Cameron to offer his full support to Moyes:
(satire?) The Rt Hon Mr David Cameron MP Prime Minister 10 Downing St London SW1A 2AA Dear Mr Cameron, …
Number of women in cabinet now lowest since … the last time Tories were in power
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) After the resignation of Maria Miller, there are now only 3 women out of …
Cameron takes heart as polls show just 4 people want Maria Miller to go
(satire?) The PM David Cameron has brushed off claims that culture secretary Maria Miller should resign after he cited polls …
Tories announce tough new regime of 30-second half-hearted apologies for serious crimes
(satire?) In the lead-up to the next election, the Tories have vowed to clamp-down on crime in a new criminal justice bill …
The truth about the Tory Party’s cover up of its links to paedophilia
(not satire – it’s the Tories) According to the Daily Mail, Labour should apologise for its supposed links in the …
The hypocrisy of Tory MP David Burrowes over Yashika’s deportation
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Teenage A-Level student Yashika Bageerathi was forcefully separated from her mother and deported alone yesterday. …
Thinktank proposing monthly fee for NHS is funded by private healthcare companies
(not satire – it’s the corrupt UK today!) Labour peer Lord Warner – who has written a report released today proposing …
Tory council wastes money on an umbrella-wrapping machine but cuts lollipop ladies
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Conservative councillors in Tory-controlled Croydon council decided to spend over £140 million on a lavish new HQ …
I was rent boy and sex toy of top Tories claims Nick Clegg
(satire?) Nick Clegg has claimed today that he was forced into sexual slavery and was used as an unwilling ‘rent boy’ by senior …
Lest we forget – more Tory MPs voted against gay marriage than voted for it
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) While Cameron is congratulating himself on the historic passing of legislation allowing same-sex marriage …
Scientists discover Tories’ reasoning ability rivals that of a 7-year-old human child
(satire?) By our science correspondent Some species of Tories could be as advanced at reasoning and logical thinking as a human seven-year-old child, …
Tory vice chair – unqualified teachers hired “on the cheap” in UK schools
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) The education secretary Michael Gove has decided that unqualified teachers can teach our children. …
Tory bid to allow UKIP voters to be flushed out by packs of pro-hunting attack dogs
(satire?) Pro-hunting Tories are striving to overturn the current laws related to fox hunting so that UKIP voters in rural …
Grant Shapps: I love digging holes as much as I love beer and bingo
(satire?) Conservative party chairman Grant Shapps has responded to criticism of his ‘condescending’ bingo and beer poster by saying he loves digging …
This is why the Tory bingo poster isn’t just funny – it’s downright creepy:
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Here’s an extract from George Orwell’s novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four (my highlights): “Heavy physical work, the care …
Best of #ToryBingo on Twitter
(not satire – it’s the out-of-touch Tories!) Working class? Bored of playing with your whippet, drinking beer and eating pasties? …
Oops! Tory Chair Grant Shapps admits Tories are not hardworking people
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Leaving aside the fact the Tories are putting satirists and political sketch writers out …
Labour leads Tories by 17% – new poll shows Labour the party of hard workers
(not satire!) An unusual new poll by polling company Survation – which includes only people who are in employment – …
South London Tory MP gets attacked in a hospital by a pensioner
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) This hilarious status has just been posted on Facebook: Sitting in the blood test …
Coalition cut councillor pensions by £7m – but raise MPs’ pensions by £20m
(not satire – it’s ConDemNation!) Local government minister Brandon Lewis has decided to cut local councillors’ state pensions in a …
Senior Tories knew about accusations of Nigel Evans Welshness, court hears
(satire?) Whips told MPs about his nationality but he was still allowed to successfully run for deputy speaker Senior Conservatives …
