Tory agent: women MPs are ‘imbeciles’ who need a ‘good slap round the face’
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) A Conservative electoral agent and parliamentary assistant to a Tory MP has attacked feminists on Facebook saying …
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Shhh! Don’t tell MI5 but here’s a Russian spy with his ‘good friend’ Boris Johnson
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Further to revelations that Cameron’s Tory Party is trying desperately to hide its extremely …
Tories desperately try to hide their close links to Putin and his United Russia Party
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) Considering the recent events in Ukraine, it’s not very surprising the Tories are …
Shocking figures reveal 99% of government ministers unable to give a toss
(satire?) Official figures newly released reveal the vast majority of government cabinet ministers are unable to successfully toss a pancake …
Hmm! Days after paedophilia scandal at No 10 uncovered, Daily Mail attacked Harman
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Look at this short timeline: Feb 13th: a top adviser to David Cameron …
Why did Thatcher defend a P.I.E. member after his conviction for child sex attacks
(not satire!) Here’s a conundrum. Who do you think would be more likely to be telling the truth – former …
Ukraine shows folly of Cameron handing over 20% of UK gas supply to Russia
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The Ukraine crisis illustrates the folly of Cameron’s mad dash to hive off …
A new low for the UK: disabled man starves to death
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) A severely disabled and sick man – who had his benefits stopped after …
Revealed! Comrade Cameron’s secret Stalinist revolutionary plot to take-over Britain!
(satire?) WAKE UP BRITAIN! Our country is facing a secret Stalinist takeover led by Cameron and his traitorous Eton, Oxbridge …
Tory MP who criticised benefits claimants is himself being investigated for benefit fraud
(not satire – it’s Peter Bone!) Right-wing Tory MP Peter Bone once said this of benefits claimants: “It cannot be …
Council privatises children’s playground and charges £20 for children to play
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Some Tory councils are now charging children to play. Conservative-controlled Wandsworth council bulldozed a …
Climate-change denier Lord Lawson is an expert – he once wrote a book about dieting
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) I see climate-change deniers have brought out their big guns to deny the recent …
Cameron ‘forgets’ to apply for EU money to help flood victims
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Out of all the many blunders committed by the government so far in its …
Tory council charges £7.50 a sandbag and MP refuses to meet flood-hit residents
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Flood-hit residents in Christchurch Dorset have been told by their Tory-run Council that they …
Cameron pledges more bank bonuses and unregulated markets to tackle floods
(satire?) A resolute David Cameron vowed to marshal the forces of supply and demand and unregulated financial services to tackle the flooding crisis, pledging a wider role …
DWP considers privatisation of pensioners
(satire?) Department for Work and Pensions considers privatisation of OAPs as part of search for savings. The government is considering …
Oh dear. Look what Mark Harper said about people who employ illegal immigrants
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Here’s what Mark Harper – the Tory immigration minister who has just resigned for …
Cameron announces plan to reduce flooding by forcing it to work in Poundland
(satire?) The Prime Minister David Cameron has announced a wide-ranging plan to reduce what he called the ‘scourge’ of flooding …
Cameron responds to floods crisis by holding a meeting. Named after a snake.
(Satire? I don’t know any more) There was relief in severely flood-hit parts of Britain after the Prime Minister David …
Tories drop from 1st place to last in council by-election
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) A by-election was held for the Chadsmead ward of Lichfield District Council yesterday following …
Tory MP threatens to call police if more than 10 people turn up at his surgery (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory MP for Croydon South Richard Ottaway called the police when a group of 11 …
History ‘student’ who wrote in support of Michael Gove is really a Tory PR executive
(not satire – it’s the Daily Telegraph!) 21-year-old graduate of History and Politics Jago Pearson – who wrote in the …
Michael Gove: too much thinking still prevails in UK schools
(satire?) The educational elite is indoctrinating the young into thinking about things – and Education Secretary Michael Gove must be …
Don’t laugh! Tories allegedly miscount votes and announce wrong parliamentary candidate
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) In an extraordinary and farcical sequence of events, it is alleged that a Conservative …
Boris Johnson: outbreaks of fire to be kettled and baton charged by mounted police
(satire?) Mounted police officers and City bankers to tackle outbreaks of fire in the capital London Mayor Boris Johnson has …
Typical Tory logic: money for water to use against protesters but not to put out fires
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Boris Johnson has closed 10 fire stations in London: Protest as 10 London fire …
Cameron’s hairdresser – who charges £90 for a cut – given MBE (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s David Cameron’s hair!) David Cameron’s hairdresser - Lino Carbosiero – has been given an MBE in the …
Proof that Tory activists are losing sleep over outcome of next election
(not satire!) A Conservative activist has tweeted that she is losing sleep after reading about the poor prospects of the …
UK satirists welcome return of Liam Fox to political stage
(satire?) Satirists and political sketch writers in the UK have welcomed the return of ex-Defence Secretary and leading heterosexual Dr Liam …
Shocking new survey – Conservatives have biggest cocks in House of Commons
(satire?) According to an exclusive new survey conducted by Pride’s Purge, we can reveal that the Conservatives have the biggest …
