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elections, EU, gay, human rights, immigration, race, UKIP
(satire – possibly)
The Prime Minister David Cameron has promised to win back former Conservative supporters who have defected to UKIP by pledging to wear blazers more often and trying harder to be much more openly racist and homophobic.
In an interview with the BBC, the prime minister said:
We need to show respect for people who have taken the choice to support a party of fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists and that’s why I am pledging to do more to win back our core voters by telling racist jokes while wearing a blazer and drinking beer from an engraved silver tankard down my local pub more often.
As results were announced in the elections for the 35 county councils in England and Wales, the Prime Minister also pledged to work harder to distance himself from himself, the Prime Minister and Mr Cameron’s own policies.
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UKIP candidate – physical exercise prevents homosexuality (no – not satire)
Nigel Farage, the Tea Party Godfather and the man who tried to trash the pound. Twice.
UKIP chairman – every UK city should have 1 or 2 ‘holding’ camps for immigrants
Cameron must be balder to counter UKIP threat say senior Tory slapheads
Shock as fringe, right-wing “Tory” party comes 3rd in Eastleigh by-election
UKIP candidate – UK dinners flooded by criminal gangs of eastern European horses
If UKIP is so bloody libertarian – why has it said nothing against secret courts?
Government ministers announce plan to deter immigrants to UK by making it shit
See sample of new negative ads about UK for Romania and Bulgaria
Oops! Daily Mail gets British immigration test wrong
Daily Mail – Outrage As Number Of UK Immigrants On Podiums Hits Record Levels!
UKIP and a little matter of bestiality and necrophilia …..
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Not exactly a huge leap then 😀
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Reblogged this on Vox Political and commented:
Let’s go on a journey to the heart of what makes David Cameron tick – Tom Pride’s latest satire highlights one genuine fact: The last thing the Conservative Party will do about the UKIP threat is change its policies.
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Should be easier. Cameron doesn’t need to worry about being in the closet any more.
He might find wearing blazers quite tough though.
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I heartily agree Tom. Perhaps the compulsory growing of a toothbrush moustache could help too. Also members could reach to grab mobile phones while there pictures are taken so as to accidentally give the impression of a Nazi Salute. You can see I’m angling for a role in their policy or PR department here!
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Well said – but I think, to answer Mike, that they will change their policies to be even harsher. Your piece seems spot on today, satire or not.
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I see it like this too. Todays think left blog tells it well too, but surfing around the with the search for “ukip supporters” unearths an unpalatable truth.
That the centre ground of European politics that emerged after WWII and evolved ever since has begun a trajectory towards the right and seeks political support from ordinary people, to satiate the desire for power of a minority of people who feel hard done by, but know nothing of the pain and suffering their sick ideological posturing is already causing?
Farage is a ranting, bigoted sociopath, who draws out others of his mind set. We all know they exist, much like murders and rapists, but it doesn’t mean we should all condone or legitimize these unsavoury people with political power?
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I don’t think you REALLY need to point out your satirical posts: most of the folk who follow you are intelligent enough to know the difference – the rest probably got here by accident.
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You’d be really really surprised.
I got strongly attacked recently by a (lefty) Jobcentre Plus worker for suggesting ATOS were using useless hand held crip detectors to detect disability. I was ‘twisting the truth’ she said – I kid you not.
And once an ex-serviceman asked me where I got my information from that NATO were planning to attack IKEA.
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WONK TANK PROMOTES GRAND LARCENY BY BLAMING WORKERS
http://www.policyexchange.org.uk/publications/category/item/better-public-services-a-roadmap-for-revolution
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I take issue with your reply to Sarah regarding being attacked by a LEFTY jobcentre plus worker – most of these b’stards are right wing, few on the left would take a job that beats up the sick and unemployed.
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I hear the Tory deputy speaker is being questioned in Preston cop shop about alleged sexual assaults on two young men?
I wonder if it was a UKIP or a Lib Dem leak to the ITV news team? …..
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Tom is correct. A large portion of his audience aren’t as intelligent as you’d hope, and labelling pieces as ‘satire’ is probably quite beneficial overall.
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I like your blog!! 🙂
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I’ve got an old MCC blazer he can have. Sadly it’s too small for portly old me and I’ve nobody I can inherit it to.
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Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News and commented:
Wearing blazers? OMG! The racism will not be new…
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heard of Liam Byrne …..?
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mike gatting: spiffingly good sportingly generous offer, old chap…well done, old boy!!…that’s the sort of traditionally english cricket attitude we geriatric voters in the home shires counties need to see more of..!! 🙂
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I always considered the bullish UKIP leader Nigel Farage to be a decent sort of British chap, upholding decent old traditional British value,s and the traditional bucolic British rustic kind of lifestyle…. thus is of some surprise to me to learn that some Conservatives still consider him to be a far right homophobe with a name that sounds distinctly alien, i.e. French.. 🙂
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