Lib Dems get tough with Tories by planning to get flipping annoyed about something
(satire?) The Liberal Democrats have warned their Conservative Party coalition partners that they are planning to get tough with them before …
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Tory campaign strategist made one of the ‘most homophobic ads in American history’
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Much has been written in the last couple of days about Labour’s new election …
Tories apologise for making electioneering phone calls during Hillsborough memorial
(not satire – it’s the Tories) As if a Merseyside Tory MP tweeting a political attack during the 25th anniversary Hillsborough …
Photographs of the well-oiled cogs of government at work
(satire?) . . . . . . . . . . . . THEY WORK FOR YOU! . Please feel …
Tory council wastes money on an umbrella-wrapping machine but cuts lollipop ladies
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Conservative councillors in Tory-controlled Croydon council decided to spend over £140 million on a lavish new HQ …
Tory bid to allow UKIP voters to be flushed out by packs of pro-hunting attack dogs
(satire?) Pro-hunting Tories are striving to overturn the current laws related to fox hunting so that UKIP voters in rural …
Irrefutable proof that Liberal Democrats are robots
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Here it is – irrefutable proof that Liberal Democrats are not human beings …
Labour leads Tories by 17% – new poll shows Labour the party of hard workers
(not satire!) An unusual new poll by polling company Survation – which includes only people who are in employment – …
Lib Dem guilty of racial assault – but party still doesn’t throw him out
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Stephen Fenwick – a Liberal Democrat councillor in Sutton - has been found guilty …
Coalition cut councillor pensions by £7m – but raise MPs’ pensions by £20m
(not satire – it’s ConDemNation!) Local government minister Brandon Lewis has decided to cut local councillors’ state pensions in a …
Lib Dems beaten by Lord Biro from the Bus-Pass Elvis Party in by-election!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Oh deary deary me. The Lib Dems have been beaten in a council by-election by a …
A Lib Dem activist explains why he has finally decided to abandon the party
(not satire) Until just a couple of weeks ago, Stewart Wilson used to be an activist and a keen supporter …
UK Government Accused of Killing Lib Dem Flappy Bird and Feeding it to Lions
(satire?) He was only 4 years old but Nick the bright yellow Flappy Bird had to go. Despite a campaign …
Home office announces ban on sales of ultra-cheap Lib Dem electoral promises
(satire?) The UK is set to ban sales of the cheapest manifesto promises from the Liberal Democratic Party across the …
‘One member one vote’ plan for sole remaining Lib Dem member after 2015 election
(satire?) The Liberal Democrats are thought to be planning to adopt a new ‘one member, one vote‘ system for the …
Tories drop from 1st place to last in council by-election
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) A by-election was held for the Chadsmead ward of Lichfield District Council yesterday following …
A correction and apology to the United Kingdom Independence Party from Tom Pride
A correction and apology to UKIP from Tom Pride . In several articles published on Pride’s Purge over the last …
Now local Lib Dems defy Nick Clegg and vote for Hancock to keep lucrative position
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) The civil war in the Liberal Democratic Party over sexual harassment allegations against …
Irrefutable statistical proof that bovine TB is caused by UKIP support and not badgers
(satire?) Here is a graph showing general election voting intention for UKIP compared with the actual number of cattle in …
Nigel Farage expels entire UKIP membership for bringing party into disrepute
(satire?) The entire membership of UKIP across Britain – including councillors, MEPs and grassroots activists- has been expelled from the …
UK inflation of George Osborne’s economic competence hits 4-year low
(satire?) By our Chief Economic Editor Official inflation of the Chancellor George Osborne’s ability to run the economy unexpectedly fell to …
Don’t laugh! Tories allegedly miscount votes and announce wrong parliamentary candidate
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) In an extraordinary and farcical sequence of events, it is alleged that a Conservative …
How the SDP took over Britain
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The Social Democratic Party – which eventually joined with the Liberal Party to …
Proof that Tory activists are losing sleep over outcome of next election
(not satire!) A Conservative activist has tweeted that she is losing sleep after reading about the poor prospects of the …
Shocking new survey – Conservatives have biggest cocks in House of Commons
(satire?) According to an exclusive new survey conducted by Pride’s Purge, we can reveal that the Conservatives have the biggest …
Tories start getting rid of ‘green crap’ by deselecting Tim Yeo
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory MP Tim Yeo is in the process of being deselected as a candidate …
Nick Clegg announces plan to revive party fortunes by nailing his scrotum to the floor
(satire?) The Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has announced a radical plan to revive the flagging fortunes of his party and improve …
Revealed – the new Conservative Party logo for the 2015 election
(satire?) . Please feel free to comment. . Related articles by Tom Pride: What Tories say vs What Tories mean …
Nick Clegg Accuses Nick Clegg of ‘Sneering’ at Politics While Taking The Money
(satire?) The Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has accused the leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg of “sneering” at …
Lib Dems again come last in local by-election – with just 19 votes!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) The Liberal Democrats are starting to make a habit of coming last in …
