Lib Dems beaten by Lord Biro from the Bus-Pass Elvis Party in by-election!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Oh deary deary me. The Lib Dems have been beaten in a council by-election by a …
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A Lib Dem activist explains why he has finally decided to abandon the party
(not satire) Until just a couple of weeks ago, Stewart Wilson used to be an activist and a keen supporter …
UK Government Accused of Killing Lib Dem Flappy Bird and Feeding it to Lions
(satire?) He was only 4 years old but Nick the bright yellow Flappy Bird had to go. Despite a campaign …
Home office announces ban on sales of ultra-cheap Lib Dem electoral promises
(satire?) The UK is set to ban sales of the cheapest manifesto promises from the Liberal Democratic Party across the …
‘One member one vote’ plan for sole remaining Lib Dem member after 2015 election
(satire?) The Liberal Democrats are thought to be planning to adopt a new ‘one member, one vote‘ system for the …
Tories drop from 1st place to last in council by-election
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) A by-election was held for the Chadsmead ward of Lichfield District Council yesterday following …
A correction and apology to the United Kingdom Independence Party from Tom Pride
A correction and apology to UKIP from Tom Pride . In several articles published on Pride’s Purge over the last …
Now local Lib Dems defy Nick Clegg and vote for Hancock to keep lucrative position
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) The civil war in the Liberal Democratic Party over sexual harassment allegations against …
Irrefutable statistical proof that bovine TB is caused by UKIP support and not badgers
(satire?) Here is a graph showing general election voting intention for UKIP compared with the actual number of cattle in …
Nigel Farage expels entire UKIP membership for bringing party into disrepute
(satire?) The entire membership of UKIP across Britain – including councillors, MEPs and grassroots activists- has been expelled from the …
UK inflation of George Osborne’s economic competence hits 4-year low
(satire?) By our Chief Economic Editor Official inflation of the Chancellor George Osborne’s ability to run the economy unexpectedly fell to …
Don’t laugh! Tories allegedly miscount votes and announce wrong parliamentary candidate
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) In an extraordinary and farcical sequence of events, it is alleged that a Conservative …
How the SDP took over Britain
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The Social Democratic Party – which eventually joined with the Liberal Party to …
Proof that Tory activists are losing sleep over outcome of next election
(not satire!) A Conservative activist has tweeted that she is losing sleep after reading about the poor prospects of the …
Shocking new survey – Conservatives have biggest cocks in House of Commons
(satire?) According to an exclusive new survey conducted by Pride’s Purge, we can reveal that the Conservatives have the biggest …
Tories start getting rid of ‘green crap’ by deselecting Tim Yeo
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Tory MP Tim Yeo is in the process of being deselected as a candidate …
Nick Clegg announces plan to revive party fortunes by nailing his scrotum to the floor
(satire?) The Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has announced a radical plan to revive the flagging fortunes of his party and improve …
Revealed – the new Conservative Party logo for the 2015 election
(satire?) . Please feel free to comment. . Related articles by Tom Pride: What Tories say vs What Tories mean …
Nick Clegg Accuses Nick Clegg of ‘Sneering’ at Politics While Taking The Money
(satire?) The Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has accused the leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg of “sneering” at …
Lib Dems again come last in local by-election – with just 19 votes!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) The Liberal Democrats are starting to make a habit of coming last in …
Some seasonal fun – what’s your English Defence League name?
Seasonal fun – because it’s always the right season to take the piss out of the EDL. . Related articles …
Sarah Teather vows to continue as MP on £66,396 pa in protest at Lib Dem policies
(satire?) Liberal Democrat MP Sarah Teather has stunned her party colleagues by vowing to continue collecting her MP salary of …
The polls that mark the end of 3 decades of Thatcherism and New Labour
(not satire) I’m old enough to remember British Rail when it was a nationalised service. It wasn’t perfect by any …
Special guest post by Dan Hodges – a cuckoo Blairite in a well-feathered nest
(satire?) My 6-Point Plan For Labour To Win The Next Election by Dan Hodges 1) First of all, Labour needs …
David Cameron presents more macho image with fishing and bare-chested photos
(satire?) David Cameron’s electoral strategy guru Lynton Crosby has reportedly advised the prime minister to present a more macho image …
Shocking report reveals MP poverty in UK at record levels – recommends payrise for hard-hit MPs
Britain’s Breadline Parliament A shocking report by anti-parliamentary poverty organisation The Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority - which campaigns to …
UKIP losing votes to Labour
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) There was a minor council by-election last Thursday - the Silverdale and Parksite ward of …
Now’s not the time to mention that Cameron took 8 arms dealers with him to Egypt. OK?
(not satire – it’s the UK government) Sssh! Whatever you do, don’t mention the fact that when David Cameron was the first …
Shock on the Left as polls reveal (a mere) 80% of youngsters don’t support the Tories
(not satire) There’s a fascinating article in today’s Guardian by the inimitable John Harris about how the Tories have captured …
See New Ad Campaign From Charles Saatchi
(satire?) Charles Saatchi’s new *advertising campaign is set to be a **big hitter. Allegedly. . * For those old enough …
