5 things successful people do every day to avoid being a Lib Dem
(satire?) Do you wake up each morning feeling stressed and anxious about the workday ahead of you? Do you feel …
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Daily Mail EXCLUSIVE: solar eclipse to plunge Britain into darkness if Ed Miliband becomes PM
(satire?) Scientists are warning that Britain’s most complete solar eclipse in 16 years is likely to block out as much as …
UKIP’s Scottish campaign launch didn’t go exactly to plan ….
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) In which we get to hear sage political advice from a UKIP spin-doctor….. UKIP’s …
Daily Mail Exclusive: Ed Miliband revealed as Lucy Beale’s killer
(satire?) EastEnders ‘who killed Lucy Beale?’ storyline takes a dramatic turn with Labour Party leader Ed Miliband revealed as murderer….. In what …
Cameron: unemployed Lib Dem MPs “should do community work” after election
(satire?) Liberal Democrat MPs who are out of work, education or training for six months after being turfed out of office …
Sister of Milly Dowler attacks Daily Mail for using her sister as a political ‘pawn’
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail) The sister of Milly Dowler has attacked the Daily Mail for using her sister …
UKIP/Tory election pact dead in the water as it attracts just 29 supporters
(not satire!) Just last year, Tory supporting Sun columnist Toby Young launched a campaign to persuade UKIP and Tory supporters to support …
An Idiot’s Guide to Politics – interview with Jolyon Rubinstein
(not satire?) Here’s part of my interview with comedian Jolyon Rubinstein (The Revolution Will Be Televised), who has just completed …
Treasury forced to sharply revise down economic reality to match GDP projections
(satire?) The Treasury has announced it will revise down economic reality to a range of between 0.3% and 0.5%, after it …
Osborne’s nr 2 Lib Dem Danny Alexander to lose his seat to SNP at next election
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Lord Ashcroft has completed some polling of Scottish constituencies and due to a …
Labour on back foot as Osborne boosts UK economy by including Monopoly money in GDP figures
(satire?) BREAKING – boost to UK economy as George Osborne announces Monopoly money to be included in GDP figures From …
Desperate Tory press now raising spectre of Falklands war to win next election
(not satire – it’s the UK gutter press!) The right-wing press in the UK are once again pulling out every …
(Facepalm) Daily Telegraph: tax dodging Monaco Tory billionaire hates Labour
(not satire – it’s the Telegraph!) I’m afraid the woeful state of British journalism is being more than adequately illustrated …
UKIP candidate dropped after comments on ‘the plague of interracial marriage’
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) The UKIP have been forced to drop yet another of their election candidates after he …
Daily Mail uses actor in fake story to demonise the unemployed
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) Thanks to Justice4Jobseekers for noticing this. The Daily Mail has been caught red-handed using an …
Cameron Demands Inclusion of Cocktail Party in TV Debates
(satire?) Prime Minister David Cameron announced today that he won’t take part in TV debates ahead of the general election …
Nick Clegg offers Syriza a coalition in exchange for seat in Greek cabinet
(satire?) Nick Clegg has denied he is getting desperate after he confirmed the Liberal Democrats are willing to form a coalition with Syriza after …
13% of UKIP voters less likely to vote for a party with a Jewish leader
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) As many as 18% of UKIP supporters think “Jews have too much influence” in Britain. And …
BBC claims “incorrect” Salmond report not “intentional”
(not satire – it’s the BBC!) Hmm! The BBC has admitted that a report by its political editor Nick Robinson on …
Cameron insists TV debates must be through medium of interpretive dance
(satire?) David Cameron has threatened to refuse to take part in TV debates ahead of the general election unless the format includes …
Slapstick comedy character Nigel Farage to stand against pub landlord in election
(satire?) Stand-up slapstick character Nigel Farage has confirmed he will stand in his guise as a leader of a comedy political …
Tories photoshop out real cracks in road for election campaign poster
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Here’s the nice country road* on the new Tory election campaign poster: And …
BBC presenter Andrew Neil censors Green Party from BBC reports
(not satire – it’s the BBC!) The BBC’s Andrew Neil is a Tory supporter. His first job was as a …
Who should Surrey patients blame for dawn queues to see a GP? How about this guy?
(not satire – it’s the UK today) The Daily Mail obviously didn’t manage to put two and two together when …
Proof that Labour in Scotland will have to move to the left to win back SNP voters
(not satire) There’s some pretty convincing statistical evidence in this study by Professor Phil Cowley at the British Election Study that …
UKIP member suspended for being UKIP member
(satire?) A UKIP candidate has been suspended from the party following shocking claims she is a member of a shadowy far-right organisation …
UKIP Deputy Chairman’s hate-filled tirade against our “diseased” NHS
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) UKIP’s Deputy Chairman and potential parliamentary UKIP candidate for Basildon – the former disgraced …
Tory MP calls anyone earning less than £150,000 “dog-end” voters
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Let’s hope – for Tory MP Mark Garnier’s sake – that his constituency of Wyre …
First exit poll from Rochester and Strood: Lib Dems get 0%!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Oh dear. In the first exit poll from the Rochester and Strood by-election, the …
Neo-Fascist group Britain First tells Rochester voters: “Vote UKIP!”
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) The neo-fascist group Britain First has posted a status on Facebook urging voters in …
