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(not satire – it’s UKIP!)
It’s getting even more difficult than usual to be satirical now that UKIP have got such a ripe bunch of fruitcakes standing for them in the local elections next week.
I’m a bit spoilt for choice when it comes to choosing a good example of UKIP’s most rabidly loony candidates but I’ve decided to pick John Sullivan – many thanks to Gay Star News for the heads up on this one.
John Sullivan – UKIP candidate in the Forest of Dean and West Gloucestershire county council elections – says that more rigorous physical exercise in schools will prevent homosexuality.
Here’s his Facebook post where he makes the comment:
If I didn’t know he was for real, I would have thought Sullivan was a satirist doing a great impression of a blustering, pigheaded Colonel Blimp type caricature.
But he’s not. He’s for real.
For more on Mr Sullivan’s loony ideas, have a look at Gay Star News’ original article and another article by EDL News which includes some more bonus loony UKIP fruitcakes too.
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Reblogged this on kickingthecat and commented:
What next, being a paralympian prevents disability?
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Oh god, my sides hurt…..how ridiculous can this eejir get….
But, wait….council elections in England coming up. More UKIP muppets elected….then, 2015, the general hooha. Tories and UKIP form coaliton. We get kicked out of Europe. No human rights bill.
I might just vote for independence in 2014…..
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Reblogged this on Far be it from me –.
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talk about closet….this person is fcuking insane…but wait,exercise is work…so if you work hard one won’t be——————————fill in the blanks…….pais is a pattern..i see one developing…..arbiet macht frei—-
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It is true.
I have had ME for 15 years and therefore not been able to exercise.
It started off just fancying Johnny Depp a bit then progressively becoming bisexual..
Then as time went on my love for Kate Winslett waned and I realised I was totally gay.
Of course jerking off is a favoured form of exercise for UKrap members and so they will never be gay.
Let’s face it they have no soul so there is no chance of them being anything but a miserable bunch of bastards, jealous of others having a life of jollity and gladness.
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@TOM in that piece he wrote i am seeing ‘sports’ ‘healthy’ ‘exercise’ ‘young boys’ ,ermmm need i say any more?? did he ever meet a J Savile by chance?
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People who have issues about homosexuality inevitably have supressed issues they cannot cope with.
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What if you have issues with people that vote UKrap.
Am I normal. I mean my friend… I have a friend with issues about UKrap people.
Will they be “cured” if they go to the gym and exercise more?
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opus dei…..
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If you actually believe that is a real account then you certainly do not have the right to be calling anyone names.
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I glad someone has already answered the is-w*anking-an-exercise? question.
I can get onto the you-won’t-be-laughing-in-2015 when they replace the LibDems as coalition partners bit, straight away.
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My local Gym has its fair share of LGBT patrons……Has this fool just stepped out of a 1930’s NAZI propaganda training film set?
Does he think this bonkers nonsense has any intellectual value in the public domain, or is he on some powerful mind altering medicine?
Does anyone know, does anyone care?
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I read this several times over to be sure, and have concluded that he’s only guilty of crap grammar and punctuation…add a few properly placed commas and his statement reads very differently.
Of course, he could still be a loonytune but that’s another story!
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See the gay community are flocking to gymnasia all over the globe desperate for normality and acceptance.
The UKrap message must be working
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@chibipaul that guy is a repressed homo or paedo fer sure…’boys’ ‘sports’ oh come on already..
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Reblogged this on Mitherings from Morningside and commented:
And here is the proof
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leepfoward…he claims to, agree, with the victorians!
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I think its very petty of you to pick this UKIP chap up on this. Strikes me that his Facebook post was entirely reasonable and well stated.
I remember just such advice at my school, though more to suppress masturbation. His meaning seemed both clear and self evident, that physical exercise takes boy’s mind off his dick, sometimes, and would thus help limit sexual activity, including homosexual activity.
To only read it as a cure for homosexuality as a way of life seems pretty retarded to me.
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chewie….he might have a nest of wasps in his head…
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@J Spencer presumably cold showers and sports takes your mind off being a racist bigot too no doubt..had you bothered to read the article and links tom posted..muppet..
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I wonder if they had cold showers too; this one needs a good kick up the arse to knock some sense into him.
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@donkey are you being waspish? waspishism, waspisist..whats piss?
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j spencer….what is he well stating….what point should i get out of what he written…ie he was sharing cooking tips with his readers….what should i learn from what he wrote?
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Do you think Donkey might be gay?.
I mean, he doesn’t work out like he used to.
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When I say Donkey, I mean Donkey not Overburdenddonkey.
Who may or may not work out and/or be gay
Dig faster you fool dig faster!
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Also cold showers and bromide in tea works too.
As does castration and/or lopping off of hands.
Hypnotism
Electrodes to the gonads
Painting the whole room black and blocking all the light while the boy is asleep then saying, “See your mother was right! It DOES make you go blind!” when he wakes up
or just scoop the eyes out with a spoon. Same effect but more permanent but messier. Only attempt this last remedy if you can stand the screaming.
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nah
Just a bee in the bonnet
and bats in the belfry
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chibipaul…it does not matter what i am….this ukip..fool has no right to mock and diagnose others….coz they are not like him….vote this way or you are this that or the other…which leads to judge not lest you be judged yourself…he put himself in the coca.nut shy..and no one else…
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which is why I was taking the mock out of his stupidity
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Wonder how that went down in the changing rooms of Eton?
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Went down…
I see what you did there.
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@CHIBIPAUL you remembered donkey !!
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So what I read from this is that if you exercise then you’ll end up not being gay? Does that mean that all of the fat people are gay since alot of them don’t work out?
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Of course, the unpalatable truth is that he is right. They also cannot swim and attract enemy radar.
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As if I could ever forget!
We have been through so much together. Alien invasions, crop circle investigations, infiltrating the Illuminati, horse meat in burgers. That last one was really a hard one for Donkey to swallow. I don’t think it was cooked properly.
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Defiantly not Satire….You really couldn’t make this up….where do these barmy fruitcakes spawm themselves.
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Abso bloomin lutely
There is a definite correlation between high body mass ratio and homosexuality.
Two Fat Ladies? Lezzers
All those darts players and their big beer bellies? Gay Gordons
Compare to skinny dudes.
Gwok Wan? Used to be overweight and gay. Went on a diet and got fit, straight as a die.
Must be really confusing for people that go on crash diets, lose a load of weight, then put it all back on again.
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I feel this would make a fine campaign song for John Sullivan – it seems to embody his philosophy.
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Like yours? You’re a gibbering imbecile with about as much knowledge of UKIP as you have about anything else:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2082527/Diane-Abbott-Twitter-race-row-MP-faces-calls-resign-racist-tweet.html
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Ooooooooh someone got out of the wrong side of the cot this morning.
Never mind sonny, shove your dummy back up your farter
You’ll soon feel better.
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rather delightfully, while Sullivan’s school gave him a taste for physical competitive sport (or, at least, the idea of it) it clearly wasn’t up to scratch when it came to drumming the basics of English syntax, grammar and idiom into his skull. Or perhaps English isn’t his first language. What a dick.
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Reblogged this on Dreyer Smit's Blog.
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UKrap member thinks us Untermensch are not deserving a vote now.
http://politicalscrapbook.net/2012/04/alexandra-swann-unemployed-voting/
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@CHIBIPAUL everytime this hag opens her trap garbage spews out..despicable..
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this guys obviously never been to the same gyms that i used to go to.
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OMG, I HONESTLY don’t think that I have EVER come across ANYTHING as RIDICULOUS in my life before. *Shakes head in disbelief*
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@chibipaul how many pigs does it take to jump off a roof and evolve by growing wings? or will we end up with a bloody great pork pie..
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sign seen in Houses of Parliament toilet DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS (of responsibility)
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Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News and commented:
Send him back to age he thinks he came from – does not fit here!
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I laughed at today’s news that said UKIP are a protest party, that’s a contradiction in terms because I understood they were an authoritarian party, police state and all.
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They might be the party that doth protest too much given the topic of this blog.
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chibipaul
Like all parties the play on the issues that will get them elected, Europe, Immigration,
crime – but the topic of this post is beyond belief.
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@guy fawkes i posted back to you on the void re blockade’ blog
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Don’t really say that at all does it, it refers to the beliefs of Victorians, considering your vast choice of loonies is this the best you got, come on either you’ve got a worthy story or you haven’t , me thinks it may well be the later.
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“(regular physical exercise) released boys tensions and thus avoided homo-sexuality”
Did bugger all for grammar but hey the ho ‘spose you can’t have everything.
I am not sure what you see in this as acceptable in the year of our lawks a lummee 2013.
What else do you propose? Mesmerism? Gumthwapes and Menthollomy’s
Velocranium Electrocutionary Purging Contraption,Patented 1862?
Crank the handle faster Nurse Tomkin’s, the little blighter is still qweah, dammit!
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I resent this charge against homosexuality. What a Tory party member does in the privacy of his 24 bedroom country estate is his own business.
(note – apologies to gay people for that bit of satire. Except if you’re a roaring Tory because that IS a choice)
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Guess that explains why gay people are never to be seen in the gym, right? 😉
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climbing the ropes seemed pervy to me
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@chinipaul did this physical exercise include sports masters sexually abusing boys i wonder?
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@Alec Fuller one is spoilt for choice when it comes to UKIP crazies, just dip in ….
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Bend over Chivers I’m going to show the other boys how to work the pommel horse!
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[insert the song Laughing Policeman here]
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Come on, must as we’d like to believe he said it – if you read what he actually said, he said it was his school’s view!
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@TOM stand up to militant trade uniionism and privatise britain..says the wonk tank.
http://www.policyexchange.org.uk/publications/category/item/better-public-services-a-roadmap-for-revolution
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Ahahahahahahahaha … cos gyms across the country full of men indulging in rigourous physical activity have an incredible vibe of rampant heterosexuality …
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I had great difficulty trying to decipher any meaning from his incoherent ramblings, but the way I read it, I think he’s saying he agreed with the Victorians when he was a schoolboy in 1963, without specifying his current opinion (if he’s even thought it through sufficiently to form any).
I would consider an ability to string a coherent sentence together to be a desirable qualification for any aspiring politician.
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What an intelligent and thought-provoking comment Steve. I guess this must be an example of UKIP’s intelligentsia on the offensive.
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What a dork. I do loads of sports (mainly athletics) and have won a shedload of medals. The people I beat were guys who like girls. If Sullivan’s theory was correct, how come I exist then? If anyone sees Sullivan’s braincell please post it back to Nigel Farage.
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