Nick Clegg wins Best Actor Oscar for role in “4 Years a Slave”
(satire?) Nick Clegg has won an Oscar for his unflinching portrayal of a slave forced to work in a coalition government and suffer …
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Nick Clegg hints at coalition with Ukrainian opposition after presidential election
(satire?) Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has denied his party has become politically irrelevant and has hinted at a possible …
EXCLUSIVE! Leaked phone call between Nick Clegg and Rupert Murdoch revealed!
(Satire?) EXCLUSIVE TO PRIDE’S PURGE! Our fearless reporter, Tom Pride, has managed to hack into Rupert Murdoch’s private cell phone …
A Lib Dem activist explains why he has finally decided to abandon the party
(not satire) Until just a couple of weeks ago, Stewart Wilson used to be an activist and a keen supporter …
UK Government Accused of Killing Lib Dem Flappy Bird and Feeding it to Lions
(satire?) He was only 4 years old but Nick the bright yellow Flappy Bird had to go. Despite a campaign …
Home office announces ban on sales of ultra-cheap Lib Dem electoral promises
(satire?) The UK is set to ban sales of the cheapest manifesto promises from the Liberal Democratic Party across the …
‘One member one vote’ plan for sole remaining Lib Dem member after 2015 election
(satire?) The Liberal Democrats are thought to be planning to adopt a new ‘one member, one vote‘ system for the …
Met Office – January wettest month for Nick Clegg since records began
(satire?) According to new figures released by the Met Office, in January large parts of the UK public endured the …
Reducing immigration and undermining the NHS. Have you spotted Cameron’s trick yet?
(not satire – it’s the coalition government!) It’s a clever trick. First of all you refuse to renew the visas …
REVEALED! Massive 20-year conspiracy to deprive Lib Dem peer of party membership
(satire?) Pride’s Purge can exclusively reveal we have uncovered a MASSIVE decades-long conspiracy by security services and establishment figures to …
Is this the most jaw-dropping example of hypocrisy from the Lib Dems yet?
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Lib Dem peer attacks ‘secret justice’ for fellow peer Lord Rennard but backs …
Vulnerable Sheffield man kept as ‘slave’ by Westminster family
(satire?) A Prime Minister has been jailed for six-and-a-half years for imprisoning a vulnerable Sheffield man with learning difficulties and treating him …
Shocking new survey – Conservatives have biggest cocks in House of Commons
(satire?) According to an exclusive new survey conducted by Pride’s Purge, we can reveal that the Conservatives have the biggest …
Physicists discover ‘clearest evidence yet’ that Nick Clegg is a hologram
(satire?) A team of physicists has provided what has been described by the journal Nature as the “clearest evidence yet” …
LIB DEM or TORY quiz! Can you spot the difference?
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) It really is very difficult to tell the difference between a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT …
Letter to Nick Clegg from defence contractor asking for endorsement
NMA Defence Systems UK Westminster Road London SW20 4ES Mr Nick Clegg Deputy Prime Minister 70 Whitehall London SW1A 2AS …
Nick Clegg announces plan to revive party fortunes by nailing his scrotum to the floor
(satire?) The Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has announced a radical plan to revive the flagging fortunes of his party and improve …
Etymological maps of common words like ‘clegg’, ‘cameron’ and ‘duncan smith’
(satire?) 1) ‘cameron‘ 2) ‘clegg‘ 3) ‘duncan smith‘ . Please feel free to comment. .
Nick Clegg tries to shed clean-cut image by dry humping a foam finger during PMQs
(satire?) There was shock and outrage last night after ex-child Disney star Nick Clegg twerked and dry humped a foam …
The remarkable short poem which sums up Osborne’s austerity Britain so well
Is this a holy thing to see In a rich and fruitful land, Babes reduced to misery, Fed with cold …
Iain Duncan Smith test drives new driverless robot government department at DWP
(satire?) Science & Technology The Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith is set to test drive …
Nick Clegg Accuses Nick Clegg of ‘Sneering’ at Politics While Taking The Money
(satire?) The Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has accused the leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg of “sneering” at …
UKIP supporters most likely to be unfaithful to their partners
(not satire!) The Lib Dems should break out the champagne. Nick Clegg has finally come first in a poll over …
Lib Dems again come last in local by-election – with just 19 votes!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) The Liberal Democrats are starting to make a habit of coming last in …
Authorities return Nick Clegg to natural family after DNA tests reveal he’s a Tory
(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) At exactly the same time Nick Clegg was at Cambridge, records show someone by …
Come on Nick Clegg admit it – the Lib Dems f*cked up by voting for Gove’s education reforms
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) In 2010 the coalition government rushed through its flawed Academies Bill in record time which …
Sarah Teather vows to continue as MP on £66,396 pa in protest at Lib Dem policies
(satire?) Liberal Democrat MP Sarah Teather has stunned her party colleagues by vowing to continue collecting her MP salary of …
Scientists finally discover function of Nick Clegg
(satire?) It has long been regarded as a potentially troublesome, redundant organ, but American researchers say they have discovered the …
Nick Clegg Sells Principles To Debenhams
(satire?) Debenhams has bought a significant proportion of Nick Clegg’s Principles, most of which went into administration last year, and …
Who remembers what Nick Clegg said about the UK/US special relationship just before the last election?
(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) Nick Clegg has just accused Labour leader Ed Miliband of being ‘cynical’ for blocking …
