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Nick Clegg’s Advanced Driving Skills and Tips

May 4, 2015

(satire?) Advanced Driving Skills & Tips by Nick Clegg Hi! I’m Nick and I’m going to be giving you some expert …

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Tory election campaign ROCKED by revelations of Cameron’s secret love affair with himself

May 4, 2015

(satire?) The Tory election campaign has been thrown into chaos with the stunning revelations that David Cameron has been having a secret long-term …

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Outrage as leading Lib Dem uses offensive ‘N’ word in interview: N**k C***g

April 17, 2015

(satire?) There has been shock and outrage after leading Liberal Democrat Danny Alexander openly used the highly offensive ‘N’ word in an …

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Tories deny desperation: pledge large increases in penis sizes if they win election

April 11, 2015

(satire?) The Conservative Party has denied accusations it is getting desperate to win votes after the Prime Minister David Cameron made an ‘absolute …

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Lib Dems: break up the NHS and charge people for GP visits

April 5, 2015

(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) I’m not sure why so many people are surprised that the Lib Dems so readily …

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Labour announce tough clampdown on unemployed Lib Dem MPs after election

March 30, 2015

(satire?) A massive crackdown on workshy Liberal Democrat politicians – who under the present government have been used to living a …

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This may not be Cameron’s worst policy – but it’s definitely his stupidest

March 29, 2015

(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Cameron and Clegg’s stupidest policy? Introducing formal testing and grading in schools for 4 -year olds. …

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BREAKING: Cameron pledges NHS to last just 7 days after he becomes PM

March 28, 2015

(satire?) All hospitals in England will have NHS doctors on duty for a period of seven days before they are thrown on the …

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Last day of parliament: grubby, squalid, nauseous, mean-spirited, underhand, spiteful

March 26, 2015

(not satire – it’s the Cameron government!) Here are some of the strong words that were used in parliament today …

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Psychometric and qualitative profiling shows Nick Clegg most likely leader to lie

March 23, 2015

(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) Now this is interesting. Nick Clegg is the candidate most likely to lie in …

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The Lib Dems desperately need an A-Z candidate to replace Nick Clegg as leader

March 15, 2015

(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Apparently the Liberal Democrats are desperately looking for what is being called an …

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Poisonous snake that can cause five-year election of a penis found in Tesco bananas

March 14, 2015

(satire?) Scientists in the UK have discovered a snake whose poison can cause election of a penis for as long …

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Cameron government raises court fees for victims of medical negligence by 600%

March 9, 2015

(not satire – it’s the UK today!) If you’re thinking of suing an employer because you’ve had an accident at …

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BREAKING! Archaeologists find Cameron’s legendary lost balls deep in Honduras jungle

March 8, 2015

(satire?) Archaeologists have reportedly discovered the legendary lost balls of British prime minister David Cameron, deep in the thick jungles of …

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Clegg accuses Cameron on Twitter of holding British public “to ransom”

March 5, 2015

(not satire – it’s Clegg and Cameron!) In an extraordinary public outburst, Nick Clegg has accused his coalition partner David …

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Cameron: unemployed Lib Dem MPs “should do community work” after election

February 17, 2015

(satire?) Liberal Democrat MPs who are out of work, education or training for six months after being turfed out of office …

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Nick Clegg’s secret love for the Tory Party going back to his student days

February 14, 2015

NC + CP = TRUE LOVE The following are all facts. At exactly the same time Nick Clegg was at …

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Cameron demands inclusion of champagne cocktail party in TV debates

January 28, 2015

(satire?) Prime Minister David Cameron announced today that he won’t take part in TV debates ahead of the general election …

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Nick Clegg offers Syriza a coalition in exchange for seat in Greek cabinet

January 26, 2015

(satire?) Nick Clegg has denied he is getting desperate after he confirmed the Liberal Democrats are willing to form a coalition with Syriza after …

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Cameron insists TV debates must be through medium of interpretive dance

January 16, 2015

(satire?) David Cameron has threatened to refuse to take part in TV debates ahead of the general election unless the format includes …

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Where’s Nick? Clegg hides during Osborne’s Autumn Statement

December 3, 2014

(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) Where was Nick Clegg during George Osborne’s Autumn Statement today? Because he was there in …

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The Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book is now available:

November 29, 2014

(satire?) You can now get a full copy of the Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book either as a PDF download …

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Nick Clegg: the NHS needs “breaking up”

November 8, 2014

(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) “I think breaking up the NHS is exactly what you do need to do …

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Old friend of Nick Clegg gives Lib Dems £30,000 – and then axes 160 jobs

November 6, 2014

(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) An old friend of Nick Clegg gave the Lib Dems a donation of …

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The huge personal sacrifices top politicians are making to reduce the national deficit:

November 2, 2014

(satire?) . . Please feel free to comment.      

The BBC should EXCLUDE Nick Clegg from the TV leader debates

October 30, 2014

(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Personally I’d like to see the general election TV debates include ALL the main …

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10 Things You Never Knew About The Sex Lives Of Lib Dems

October 12, 2014

Unashamedly inspired (well alright then, nicked) from a really old Viz article that’s so old hopefully they won’t notice I’ve ripped …

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Lib Dem councillor falls asleep during Nick Clegg’s speech

October 7, 2014

(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Even Lib Dem activists find Nick Clegg so boring and irrelevant they prefer …

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Greens overtake Lib Dems – on Twitter

October 7, 2014

(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Isn’t social media supposed to be really important these days? If so, it might …

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Nick Clegg bends when kept in Cameron’s back pocket, buyers claim

September 24, 2014

(satire?) Several people who bought Nick Clegg’s promises at the last election are claiming that the leader of the Liberal Democrats …

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