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Prime Minister David Cameron announced today that he won’t take part in TV debates ahead of the general election unless the format includes seven parties – including a champagne cocktail party.
The prime minister’s decision follows a draft ruling by the media regulator Ofcom released today which concluded that a fancy dress party could be included in the debates, but that a cocktail party should not.
The surprise move by the Prime Minister comes after Mr Cameron’s poor performance against Nick Clegg and Gordon Brown during the synchronised dancing sections of the 2010 televised leadership debates in the run-up to the last general election:
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The Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book is now available for download as a PDF and in print:
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And Farage is demanding inclusion of the Bring Your Own Bottle Party. Tight git.
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In London today, Prime Minister David Cameron announced the commitment to set up the UK Holocaust Memorial Foundation with £50 million coming from central government.
He said: “It is time for Britain as a nation to stand up to say we will remember. We will not allow any excuse of anti-semitism in our country. We will not allow any form of prejudice to disrupt the multi-faith democracy we are so proud to call our home.
“Today we stand together whatever our faith, whatever our creed, whatever our politics. We stand in remembrance of those who were murdered in the darkest hours of human history. And we stand united in our resolve to fight prejudice and discrimination in all its forms.”
Meanwhile, he and his government continue to kill disabled people
Cameron is a c**t, a criminal c**t – there is absolutely nothing funny about him
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The Conservatives have launched their big new pre-election campaign new propaganda poster.. It reads Conservatives United Naturally Together……
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As soon it was ready for launching into the public domain, someone at Conservative Central Office noticed that the CAPITAL LETTERS of these 4 words, when placed under each other, descending, in a square frame, spell out the word… **** !! 🙂
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There should be a Cocktail party with all the participants dressed up as Cocks in party colours. We could then decide which one makes the biggest Cock Up. The mind boggles. It would be one way to get people to tune in.
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