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Chaos in Chipping Norton as storm lashes residents
Forecasters predict the massive media storm brewing today over the Old Bailey will be one of the worst in recent years to hit the UK’s ruling elite.
Strong gusts of wind reaching 99mph from the bottoms of senior establishment figures have already been recorded.
The media storm is also expected to bring with it mass blackouts of memory from many of the people caught up in the deluge of publicity.
Many people who may be affected by the stormy trial – including the Prime Minister David Cameron – are already preparing for the worst by battening down the hatches and are expected to suffer major blackouts of memory which experts say will probably last until the end of the trial sometime next year.
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Mike Sivier said:
Reblogged this on Vox Political.
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Chris Tandy said:
I also suspect power-lines of communication will be down, resulting in media blackouts. Mysteriously, no news of this storm reached the BBC Today program….
…….but instead we had an ‘in-shallow’ interview with some boring jazz musician who once briefly payed with Lou Reed.
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First Night Design • Rogues & Vagabonds said:
Heaven on a stick, namely a power line.
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chess said:
Westminster more windy than normal, eh? Ah, that’s what’s caused this storm.
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rainbowwarriorlizzie said:
Reblogged this on HUMAN RIGHTS & THE SIEGE OF BRITAIN POLITICAL JOURNAL.
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Bobby Lynch said:
Dear dear CaMoron may have to move house,can’t have him living next to a media hacker and he will have to find another horse to ride.
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Sabine Kurjo McNeill said:
Not at the Old Baily, but the Royal Courts of Justice: two cases were ‘vacated’, i.e. two mums whose kids have been taken by Social Services were NOT imprisoned for speaking out!
See http://punishmentwithoutcrime.wordpress.com/2013/10/28/belindas-battle-for-britains-children-today-at-courts-43-and-46-in-the-strand/
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