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Network Rail optimistic full passenger rip-off will resume on Tuesday morning
Network Rail was optimistic that full passenger rip-offs would be restored across the railways on Tuesday and rail companies hope they will be able to fully resume swindling passengers out of their hard-earned cash from early this morning.
A decision was taken to to cancel most long-distance and local scams before the morning peak after Monday’s storm hit rail companies’ ability to short-change passengers across most of southern England
By the evening rush hour most commuter train operators were running a limited daylight robbery service, but the public were warned that in some parts of south-west England passengers may still have to temporarily delay handing over huge amounts of their money to ridiculously overpaid railway executives to buy over-priced tickets in order to travel on overcrowded, unreliable trains that smell of toilets and cat sick until normal services are resumed.
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Pride's Purge 
Reblogged this on Vox Political and commented:
Pride’s Purge raises the solution to the private-sector rip-offs affecting many of our services, including (here) the railways: Re-nationalise.
That goes for electricity, gas, water, and all the others that have gone into private (and many of them foreign) hands since the early 1980s.
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Will their be anything British left. ? PS congrats on 2yrs-keep up the good work-telling it like it is.!!
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ha ha ha fleece the stupid plebs.
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Pay out a second time for something that belonged to us in the first place, i.e. the nationalised industries.
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does that include you as well?
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I can’t wait for the media blackout of the court case at the 0** B****y in L****n in 2**3 involving B*****s and C******n and others about ph**e h******g scandal – the complete whitewash that will ensue – highlighted by the police trying to remove P******e E** from vendors and denial of anyone who has logged on to O****-O**** to be fit for jury service. Obviously the J***e in this case wants comlete non-transparency because the case deals with R**h P*****e and major C**********s. There is no doubt in my mind that all will get off on a technicality – they are all fucking rich and part of the E***********t
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