Cameron’s office calls police on Bishop trying to deliver letter on poverty (not satire!)
(not satire – it’s David Cameron) Amazingly, David Cameron’s constituency office in Witney called the police when the Bishop of …
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Cameron’s morality resigns after being declared bankrupt
(satire?) The prime minister’s morality has resigned after reports that it had been declared bankrupt as long as 5 years ago. …
Tory campaign strategist made one of the ‘most homophobic ads in American history’
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Much has been written in the last couple of days about Labour’s new election …
Jellyfish in intensive care after coming into contact with David Cameron
(satire?) A jellyfish was recovering today after it came into close contact with the Prime Minister David Cameron as he chillaxed in the sea with …
Mysterious Black Circle Sighted Floating Over David Cameron’s Head
(satire?) Weather experts are baffled by the appearance of a black ring in the sky above David Cameron’s head on Monday evening. …
Scientists: papyrus fragment naming Jesus’s wife as Samantha not a fake
(satire?) Following a series of carbon dating and chemical tests, a Harvard professor is claiming a fragment of papyrus – …
Why has Clegg helped Cameron destroy one of our biggest exports to win votes from UKIP?
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) David Cameron is destroying one of the UK’s biggest exports just so he can …
Compassion resigns from government saying it has become a ‘distraction’
(satire?) Compassion has resigned from the cabinet claiming it had become a distraction after seven days of hostile headlines over accusations …
Man Utd fans beg David Cameron to offer his full support to Moyes:
(satire?) The Rt Hon Mr David Cameron MP Prime Minister 10 Downing St London SW1A 2AA Dear Mr Cameron, …
Number of women in cabinet now lowest since … the last time Tories were in power
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) After the resignation of Maria Miller, there are now only 3 women out of …
Cameron takes heart as polls show just 4 people want Maria Miller to go
(satire?) The PM David Cameron has brushed off claims that culture secretary Maria Miller should resign after he cited polls …
Cameron takes action on smog by being driven around in a chauffeur-driven car more often
(satire?) The Prime Minister David Cameron has moved quickly to tackle the growing health crisis caused by dangerously thick smog and …
Met Office issues smug alert as record levels of ministerial self-satisfaction hit UK
(satire?) The Met’ Office has warned of record-breaking dangerously high levels of prime ministerial self-satisfaction affecting the UK, with smug-like expressions expected to spread across …
I was rent boy and sex toy of top Tories claims Nick Clegg
(satire?) Nick Clegg has claimed today that he was forced into sexual slavery and was used as an unwilling ‘rent boy’ by senior …
Lest we forget – more Tory MPs voted against gay marriage than voted for it
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) While Cameron is congratulating himself on the historic passing of legislation allowing same-sex marriage …
Nick Clegg announces “conscious uncoupling” from reality
(satire?) After more than 4 years of marriage to David Cameron, comic actor Nick Clegg has announced he is to separate …
UK’s shame – now we’re jailing schoolchildren and deporting them alone without their parents
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) (not satire – it’s the UK today!) I’m starting to become ashamed of …
Russia ready to annex Chelsea Football Club, Nato commander claims
(satire?) Nato‘s most senior military commander said on Sunday that Russia had amassed a large force of oligarchs on the border of …
Violent thugs with public school accents and connections to the very top of the Tory Party
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) This story isn’t new but I feel it needs more traction. In 2007, two …
Tory bid to allow UKIP voters to be flushed out by packs of pro-hunting attack dogs
(satire?) Pro-hunting Tories are striving to overturn the current laws related to fox hunting so that UKIP voters in rural …
Dad deported from UK for having cancer
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The coalition government is so desperate to show it has reduced immigration before …
UK citizenship for Cameron’s nanny – while NHS workers are refused and deported
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) David Cameron has defended his children’s nanny being granted UK citizenship by saying …
Shhh! Don’t tell MI5 but here’s a Russian spy with his ‘good friend’ Boris Johnson
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Further to revelations that Cameron’s Tory Party is trying desperately to hide its extremely …
Tories desperately try to hide their close links to Putin and his United Russia Party
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) Considering the recent events in Ukraine, it’s not very surprising the Tories are …
Hmm! Days after paedophilia scandal at No 10 uncovered, Daily Mail attacked Harman
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Look at this short timeline: Feb 13th: a top adviser to David Cameron …
Ukraine: Putin backs down after Cameron threatens to watch Strictly instead of Paralympics
(satire?) The Russian president, Vladimir Putin, has hurriedly agreed to pull back his forces stationed in the Ukrainian Black Sea peninsula …
Shock as figures reveal big increase in net migration of German leaders to UK
(satire?) Net UK migration of German Chancellors to the UK increased by 100% in the year to February 2014, pushing …
Revealed! Comrade Cameron’s secret Stalinist revolutionary plot to take-over Britain!
(satire?) WAKE UP BRITAIN! Our country is facing a secret Stalinist takeover led by Cameron and his traitorous Eton, Oxbridge …
Cameron warns floods of government ineptitude “likely to get worse”
(satire?) David Cameron has warned that while the weather was due to improve, the sheer volume of his incompetence over recent weeks …
Cameron ‘forgets’ to apply for EU money to help flood victims
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Out of all the many blunders committed by the government so far in its …
