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Wendi Deng has filed for divorce from Rupert Murdoch saying their marriage has “irretrievably broken down” after it was revealed the News Corp boss had dropped from #98 to #105 on the Forbes Rich List, her spokesman says.
For his part, Mr Murdoch, 82 – who met his Chinese-born third wife in 1997 at a cocktail party in Hong Kong – said he would not be contesting the divorce after he was shocked to discover that Ms Deng had gained 14 years in age since they were married in 1999.
A spokesperson for News Corp said an aggravating factor was the discovery by Mr Murdoch that unbeknown to him, Ms Deng had been secretly married to an arsehole for the last decade and a half.
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Just a thought…
How is it possible to be an arsehole AND a shit at the same time?
I do hope Ruppie leaves his body to science when he snuffs it so we may be able to find out one day
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A spokesperson for Ms Deng said that Murdoch’s bedroom performance had been seriously impaired since an ex NOTW editor had got hold of him by the bollocks.
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Suspiciously carefully timed to avoid Sylvie Krin’s comments perhaps.
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i bet she had to shag him as well, he is one ugly fucker…
Andy
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theirs a rumer shes been shagging tony bliar just a rumor mind you.
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Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News and commented:
Makes sense – grin
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Who do you think wife number four will be? Mensch or Brookes?
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