(satire?)
In a frank interview, David Cameron’s back has told the BBC it is suffering from severe problems with having to constantly support a “phenomenally bad Prime Minister“.
In the interview – which was recorded several days ago on the Scottish island of Jura where the Cameron family has been on holiday – Mr Cameron’s spine said it was unhappy at being expected to be perpetually behind the PM no matter how rubbish he clearly was at running the country.
And in a tweet, Mr Cameron’s backbone later revealed that the prime minister could have chosen to have had an injection of competence last week but decided instead he would wait to see if his painful fecklessness eased naturally.
Mr Cameron’s back has been holidaying in the inner Hebrides with the Prime Minister’s bottom and neck – both of which have been confirmed as sources of great pain for the vast majority of people in the UK.
The revelations about Mr Cameron’s back problems come not long after the Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, was told by doctors he is in urgent need of a spine transplant after ultrasound scans revealed he hasn’t got one.
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nuggy said:
he hasnt got a bad back hes skiving off.
send him to atos im sure they will agree with me.
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sparaszczukster said:
Of course his eyes have been seriously disabled from birth due to those blue tinted specs he wears totally confusing his brain which is now riddled with neoliberalosis.
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nedhamson said:
Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News.
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Tony said:
So, the truth is out, Nick Clegg is David Cameron’s spine.
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Brett Snelling said:
I didn’t even know he was a vertebrate …. the world is full of surprises …. mostly unpleasant
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guy fawkes said:
Well he does travel on all fours, his four x four’s that is.
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nivekd said:
Pain in the back? I thought it was lower down?
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