Oops! Blundering Osborne forgot to consult GPs on Manchester NHS devolution plans
(not satire – it’s George Osborne!) George Osborne announced last week he was going to devolve responsibilities and funding for NHS …
Tag Archives: health
Cameron’s Britain: 7-year old cancer patients on foodbank handouts
(not satire – it’s Cameron’s Britain!) There was good news today after bad local publicity pushed the DWP to reinstate …
Gwyneth Paltrow recommends regular steam-cleaning of Iain Duncan Smith
(satire?) Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has recommended regular steam-cleaning of government ministers in order to eliminate poisonous toxins which can easily build …
Panic in UK as doctors confirm patient infected with Ebola virus is probably white
(satire?) The world is facing a nightmare scenario after doctors confirmed that tests show a woman infected with the Ebola virus at Northampton …
UK government is trying to suppress depictions of The Profit too
(satire?) The UK coalition government has been trying to suppress depictions of The Profit – especially when it comes to their …
Patients told to soil themselves while hospital pays Tory MP £50k pa for 10 hours work
(not satire – it’s the Uk today!) No wonder the private company which took over the NHS Hinchingbrooke hospital has failed. …
Of course privatised Hinchingbrooke Hospital failed. It’s run by bankers.
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Privatised NHS hospital Hinchingbrooke in Cambridgeshire has failed. Hinchingbrooke’s private owners – Circle Holdiings …
Private firm wins NHS contract despite charging £7m MORE than NHS
(not satire – it’s the coalition government!) The government has awarded an £80 million NHS contract to a private firm …
God stresses his commitment to David Cameron’s values in Christmas message
(satire?) God has stressed his commitment to David Cameron’s “Tory values” as he delivered his Christmas message to the country. In …
Who should Surrey patients blame for dawn queues to see a GP? How about this guy?
(not satire – it’s the UK today) The Daily Mail obviously didn’t manage to put two and two together when …
The Daily Mail lied again: 4 in 5 NHS nurses are British not foreign
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail) Here’s the front page of the Daily Mail 3 days ago: It’s a …
Scientists link axial tilt of Earth at winter solstice to dramatic increases in executive pay
(satire?) Scientists have confirmed the discovery of a direct link between the hitherto unexplained increases in salaries of fuel company executives at the winter solstice and …
Shameful Britain: terminal cancer patient told to attend work interviews or lose benefits
(not satire) UPDATE: Charlotte has now sadly passed away. She has left a beautiful message on Facebook which can be …
Government already stopping unemployment benefit to women for being pregnant
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Iain Duncan Smith yesterday flagged up the possibility of refusing child benefit to …
UK libel laws protect psychotherapist branded “risk to female patients”
(not satire – it’s the UK today) A psychotherapist who was struck off by the UK Council for Psychotherapy for serious …
UKIP Deputy Chairman’s hate-filled tirade against our “diseased” NHS
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) UKIP’s Deputy Chairman and potential parliamentary UKIP candidate for Basildon – the former disgraced …
People starving to death in the UK – on David Cameron’s doorstep
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Austerity kills. It killed Mark Wood and it killed David Clapson. Both starved …
Stars unite to raise money to help Myleene Class fight the deadly mansion tax
(satire?) Stars including One Direction, Emeli Sande, Rita Ora and Ed Sheeran have recorded a new version of the Band …
WE need a bill to stop people like Saatchi making fortunes from harmful things like cigarettes
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Lord Saatchi thinks he’s found something to blame for the sad death of his …
Nick Clegg: the NHS needs “breaking up”
(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) “I think breaking up the NHS is exactly what you do need to do …
Medical experts: vaccine urgently needed to stop UKIP epidemic
(satire?) The UKIP epidemic – which many experts say is in danger of becoming out of control across the country – may not end until …
Read the suppressed report into botched NHS operations by private company
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) An NHS hospital decided not to release the findings of a report into …
Dangerous blunder? Government deterring Ebola patients from seeking treatment?
(not satire – it’s the Cameron government) In an effort to outflank Farage, the Cameron government announced in July that all …
How come we can afford RAF Tornados in Iraq but not nurses in the UK?
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Up to 5,000 NHS nurses have been lost since 2010 because Tory chancellor George …
NHS ‘already privatised’ – ‘hospitals need to close': private NHS consultants
(not satire – it’s the NHS today!) Contrary to what the Lib Dem/Tory government have been assuring us, the NHS …
Meet MAXIMUS (the new ATOS) and its list of scandals in the US
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) UPDATE: There will be a day of action across the UK against Maximus …
MPs get a 10% pay rise, nurses and teachers get just 1% and police get nothing at all
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Earlier this year, the coalition government announced an average increase of 0%-1% in …
Tories to introduce fees for consulting Doctor on saving Earth
(satire?) The public may be willing to pay charges to consult the Doctor in times of serious crisis, David Cameron said yesterday. …
89% of public say Foot-in-Mouth syndrome scientists should be aborted at birth
(satire?) A controversial survey has revealed that as many as 89% of the UK public think that scientists such as …
Dying of cancer? Work or starve: the end of the welfare state.
(sadly not satire – it’s the UK today) There are now numerous cases of terminally sick cancer patients being told …
