5 things successful people do every day to avoid being a Lib Dem
(satire?) Do you wake up each morning feeling stressed and anxious about the workday ahead of you? Do you feel …
Tag Archives: Coalition
Nick Clegg’s secret love for the Tory Party going back to his student days
NC + CP = TRUE LOVE The following are all facts. At exactly the same time Nick Clegg was at …
Anger over Lib Dem remarks: “Never trust the public. They’re deeply unreliable.”
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) QUESTION: What do you do if – after selling out every single one of your …
Cameron’s reckless decision to cut coastguards causes dangerous grounding of chemical tanker
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The Cameron government’s reckless decision to cut coastguard stations by half is already leaving our …
Ministry of Justice reverses burden of proof in advice to defendants
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) (UPDATE: soon after this blogpost was published, the MoJ decided to take down the …
Nick Clegg offers Syriza a coalition in exchange for seat in Greek cabinet
(satire?) Nick Clegg has denied he is getting desperate after he confirmed the Liberal Democrats are willing to form a coalition with Syriza after …
UK government is trying to suppress depictions of The Profit too
(satire?) The UK coalition government has been trying to suppress depictions of The Profit – especially when it comes to their …
BREAKING: UK passenger trains to become part of Bisto Gravy Division
(satire?) The coalition government has confirmed today that all privatised passenger rail services across the UK are to be consolidated and become …
Who should Surrey patients blame for dawn queues to see a GP? How about this guy?
(not satire – it’s the UK today) The Daily Mail obviously didn’t manage to put two and two together when …
Anger as teachers at Ribblesdale Infant School get £8bn in pay and bonuses
(satire?) Anti-poverty campaigners are renewing their call for a new tax on the state education sector after the head of Ribblesdale Primary School in Clitheroe …
Government already stopping unemployment benefit to women for being pregnant
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Iain Duncan Smith yesterday flagged up the possibility of refusing child benefit to …
The Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book is now available:
(satire?) You can now get a full copy of the Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book either as a PDF download …
First exit poll from Rochester and Strood: Lib Dems get 0%!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Oh dear. In the first exit poll from the Rochester and Strood by-election, the …
George Osborne keeps Danny Alexander ‘locked in Treasury fridge’
(satire?) George Osborne has been accused of being so tight-fisted that he keeps his Lib Dem deputy Danny Alexander shut inside the …
Stalked rape victim forced to pay bedroom tax on secure room installed by police
(not satire – it’s the UK today) A woman who has been raped, assaulted, harassed and stalked by an ex-partner has been …
Why is the Observer employing a Mail journalist to smear Ed Miliband?
(not satire – it’s the UK press!) The Observer has a naughty little article today claiming there are “at least” …
Scientists: gas and hot air emissions from Lib Dem conference to increase global warming
(satire?) Scientists are warning that the record-breaking amounts of hot air, wind and gas emissions emanating from Liberal Democrat MPs and activists …
Lib Dem strange logic: bedroom tax will “encourage people to look for work”
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) In a desperate attempt to win votes, the Lib Dems are now pretending …
Nick Clegg bends when kept in Cameron’s back pocket, buyers claim
(satire?) Several people who bought Nick Clegg’s promises at the last election are claiming that the leader of the Liberal Democrats …
MPs get a 10% pay rise, nurses and teachers get just 1% and police get nothing at all
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Earlier this year, the coalition government announced an average increase of 0%-1% in …
Homelessness in England rises a shocking 26% under Tory Lib Dem coalition
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Statutory homelessness in England has gone up by a massive 26% since Cameron and …
Dying of cancer? Work or starve: the end of the welfare state.
(sadly not satire – it’s the UK today) There are now numerous cases of terminally sick cancer patients being told …
Cameron: Nick Clegg has no powers in government
(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) Tucked away in the middle of a question and answer session with the press …
Scientists create self-folding Lib Dem MPs which can fold at the slightest pressure
(satire?) A team of engineers at Harvard University have designed a self-folding robot Lib Dem MP which is able to fold itself at …
Nick Clegg must be axed says Nick Clegg in dramatic Lib Dem U-turn
(satire?) In a bid to claw back lost votes before next year’s general election, Nick Clegg will set himself on a …
The Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book
(satire?) COMING SOON! Here are some sample pages from the forthcoming Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book I’m currently working on: …
Cameron to bring back Liam Fox in bid to redress lack of in-the-closet gay men in cabinet
(satire?) In a reshuffle expected to be announced later today, David Cameron is planning to bring Dr Liam Fox back into front-line …
Loan sharks thank government for abolishing Local Welfare Assistance
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) All MPs will be receiving this excellent spoof letter next week, highlighting the …
Cameron is outsourcing British jobs to India, Poland and Morocco – at taxpayers’ expense
(not satire – it’s the UK today) Hang on to your hats – here’s an example of government incompetence and downright …
Hardworking families thank Cameron for help but plead “Please make it stop”
(satire?) The hardest working families across the UK are so grateful to David Cameron and the coalition government for the help they’ve …
