Lib Dems get tough with Tories by planning to get flipping annoyed about something
(satire?) The Liberal Democrats have warned their Conservative Party coalition partners that they are planning to get tough with them before …
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Vince Cable denies being irrelevant by getting tough on ‘dodgy’ film directors
(satire?) Liberal Democrat Business Secretary Vince Cable has defied criticism that he is completely irrelevant in the government by proposing tough new …
Man on leash in London revealed to be Lib Dem training exercise for coalition government
(satire?) The mystery of a man being walked on all fours by a woman wielding a leash in Farringdon has been solved. …
Photographs of the well-oiled cogs of government at work
(satire?) . . . . . . . . . . . . THEY WORK FOR YOU! . Please feel …
Why has Clegg helped Cameron destroy one of our biggest exports to win votes from UKIP?
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) David Cameron is destroying one of the UK’s biggest exports just so he can …
Compassion resigns from government saying it has become a ‘distraction’
(satire?) Compassion has resigned from the cabinet claiming it had become a distraction after seven days of hostile headlines over accusations …
Met Office issues smug alert as record levels of ministerial self-satisfaction hit UK
(satire?) The Met’ Office has warned of record-breaking dangerously high levels of prime ministerial self-satisfaction affecting the UK, with smug-like expressions expected to spread across …
8 government policies that look like April Fool’s jokes but are real
(not satire – believe it or not) 1. Michael Gove Abolishes Summer 2. National Blood Supply Sold Off To US Venture Capital Firm …
National Audit Office accuses Vince Cable of selling himself off too cheaply
(satire?) The business secretary, Vince Cable, has refused to apologise over last year’s bargain-basement sale of his principles, despite a scathing report …
I was rent boy and sex toy of top Tories claims Nick Clegg
(satire?) Nick Clegg has claimed today that he was forced into sexual slavery and was used as an unwilling ‘rent boy’ by senior …
UKIP demands clocks put back not forward
(satire?) The United Kingdom Independence Party has demanded that clocks should not be put forward one hour tomorrow morning, but …
Nick Clegg announces “conscious uncoupling” from reality
(satire?) After more than 4 years of marriage to David Cameron, comic actor Nick Clegg has announced he is to separate …
Irrefutable proof that Liberal Democrats are robots
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Here it is – irrefutable proof that Liberal Democrats are not human beings …
Lib Dem? Feeling impotent? Keep losing your elections? Get help here:
(satire?) For most politicians, the occasional loss of an election shouldn’t be seen as anything more than a minor inconvenience. …
Advice on what to do after a car crash – by car crash expert Iain Duncan Smith
(satire?) Pride’s Purge is taking a break from politics with an interesting article on what to do after a car …
Dad deported from UK for having cancer
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The coalition government is so desperate to show it has reduced immigration before …
UK pay rises – nurses: 1%, MPs: 11%, bankers: 35%
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The government has just announced an average increase of 0%-1% in pay for …
Coalition cut councillor pensions by £7m – but raise MPs’ pensions by £20m
(not satire – it’s ConDemNation!) Local government minister Brandon Lewis has decided to cut local councillors’ state pensions in a …
Scandal of Lib Dem payments to agree break-up and sell-off of NHS
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) A couple of weeks ago it was reported that top Liberal Democrat Party …
Lib Dems beaten by Lord Biro from the Bus-Pass Elvis Party in by-election!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Oh deary deary me. The Lib Dems have been beaten in a council by-election by a …
Shocking figures reveal 99% of government ministers unable to give a toss
(satire?) Official figures newly released reveal the vast majority of government cabinet ministers are unable to successfully toss a pancake …
Nick Clegg wins Best Actor Oscar for role in “4 Years a Slave”
(satire?) Nick Clegg has won an Oscar for his unflinching portrayal of a slave forced to work in a coalition government and suffer …
Government sells entire NHS patient data to firm headed by disgraced banker
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) I’m not sure what would normally constitute a political scandal of massive proportions …
A new low for the UK: disabled man starves to death
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) A severely disabled and sick man – who had his benefits stopped after …
Revealed! Comrade Cameron’s secret Stalinist revolutionary plot to take-over Britain!
(satire?) WAKE UP BRITAIN! Our country is facing a secret Stalinist takeover led by Cameron and his traitorous Eton, Oxbridge …
Nick Clegg hints at coalition with Ukrainian opposition after presidential election
(satire?) Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has denied his party has become politically irrelevant and has hinted at a possible …
One law for private? UK courts ignoring crime in privatised services
(not satire – it’s the UK today) Three years ago, an unqualified court interpreter was jailed for working without qualifications …
Insurers already refusing to insure homes in areas designated for fracking
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The coalition government has decided that more than half of Britain and two-thirds …
EXCLUSIVE! Leaked phone call between Nick Clegg and Rupert Murdoch revealed!
(Satire?) EXCLUSIVE TO PRIDE’S PURGE! Our fearless reporter, Tom Pride, has managed to hack into Rupert Murdoch’s private cell phone …
A Lib Dem activist explains why he has finally decided to abandon the party
(not satire) Until just a couple of weeks ago, Stewart Wilson used to be an activist and a keen supporter …
