Letter from Tory activist urging Tories to vote Lib Dem
(not satire – it’s the Tory/Lib Dems!) As a reminder of just how close to each other the Tory Party …
Tag Archives: Coalition
Why the surprise? Here’s why the Independent supports the Tories:
(not satire – it’s the UK press!) A lot of people have expressed surprise that the so-called Independent newspaper has …
Nick Clegg’s Advanced Driving Skills and Tips
(satire?) Advanced Driving Skills & Tips by Nick Clegg Hi! I’m Nick and I’m going to be giving you some expert …
Tory election campaign ROCKED by revelations of Cameron’s secret love affair with himself
(satire?) The Tory election campaign has been thrown into chaos with the stunning revelations that David Cameron has been having a secret long-term …
Tories deny desperation: pledge large increases in penis sizes if they win election
(satire?) The Conservative Party has denied accusations it is getting desperate to win votes after the Prime Minister David Cameron made an ‘absolute …
5 years of coalition government smash hopes of home ownership for young
Figures out today show 79% of 20 to 45-year-olds in the UK have now given up on owning …
This may not be Cameron’s worst policy – but it’s definitely his stupidest
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Cameron and Clegg’s stupidest policy? Introducing formal testing and grading in schools for 4 -year olds. …
Last day of parliament: grubby, squalid, nauseous, mean-spirited, underhand, spiteful
(not satire – it’s the Cameron government!) Here are some of the strong words that were used in parliament today …
Senior Lib Dem in bizarre attack in parliament on his own budget
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) I’m afraid the Lib Dems really are starting to lose the plot. Senior …
Poisonous snake that can cause five-year election of a penis found in Tesco bananas
(satire?) Scientists in the UK have discovered a snake whose poison can cause election of a penis for as long …
Clegg accuses Cameron on Twitter of holding British public “to ransom”
(not satire – it’s Clegg and Cameron!) In an extraordinary public outburst, Nick Clegg has accused his coalition partner David …
5 things successful people do every day to avoid being a Lib Dem
(satire?) Do you wake up each morning feeling stressed and anxious about the workday ahead of you? Do you feel …
Nick Clegg’s secret love for the Tory Party going back to his student days
NC + CP = TRUE LOVE The following are all facts. At exactly the same time Nick Clegg was at …
Anger over Lib Dem remarks: “Never trust the public. They’re deeply unreliable.”
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) QUESTION: What do you do if – after selling out every single one of your …
Cameron’s reckless decision to cut coastguards causes dangerous grounding of chemical tanker
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) The Cameron government’s reckless decision to cut coastguard stations by half is already leaving our …
Ministry of Justice reverses burden of proof in advice to defendants
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) (UPDATE: soon after this blogpost was published, the MoJ decided to take down the …
Nick Clegg offers Syriza a coalition in exchange for seat in Greek cabinet
(satire?) Nick Clegg has denied he is getting desperate after he confirmed the Liberal Democrats are willing to form a coalition with Syriza after …
UK government is trying to suppress depictions of The Profit too
(satire?) The UK coalition government has been trying to suppress depictions of The Profit – especially when it comes to their …
BREAKING: UK passenger trains to become part of Bisto Gravy Division
(satire?) The coalition government has confirmed today that all privatised passenger rail services across the UK are to be consolidated and become …
Who should Surrey patients blame for dawn queues to see a GP? How about this guy?
(not satire – it’s the UK today) The Daily Mail obviously didn’t manage to put two and two together when …
Anger as teachers at Ribblesdale Infant School get £8bn in pay and bonuses
(satire?) Anti-poverty campaigners are renewing their call for a new tax on the state education sector after the head of Ribblesdale Primary School in Clitheroe …
Government already stopping unemployment benefit to women for being pregnant
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) Iain Duncan Smith yesterday flagged up the possibility of refusing child benefit to …
The Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book is now available:
(satire?) You can now get a full copy of the Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book either as a PDF download …
First exit poll from Rochester and Strood: Lib Dems get 0%!
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) Oh dear. In the first exit poll from the Rochester and Strood by-election, the …
George Osborne keeps Danny Alexander ‘locked in Treasury fridge’
(satire?) George Osborne has been accused of being so tight-fisted that he keeps his Lib Dem deputy Danny Alexander shut inside the …
Stalked rape victim forced to pay bedroom tax on secure room installed by police
(not satire – it’s the UK today) A woman who has been raped, assaulted, harassed and stalked by an ex-partner has been …
Why is the Observer employing a Mail journalist to smear Ed Miliband?
UPDATE: Boffey is now praising Michael Gove as a ‘big beast’ in the pages of the Guardian. Are there no …
Scientists: gas and hot air emissions from Lib Dem conference to increase global warming
(satire?) Scientists are warning that the record-breaking amounts of hot air, wind and gas emissions emanating from Liberal Democrat MPs and activists …
Lib Dem strange logic: bedroom tax will “encourage people to look for work”
(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!) In a desperate attempt to win votes, the Lib Dems are now pretending …
Nick Clegg bends when kept in Cameron’s back pocket, buyers claim
(satire?) Several people who bought Nick Clegg’s promises at the last election are claiming that the leader of the Liberal Democrats …
