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Extensive research by expert genealogists at Debratt’s Peerage has revealed the Prime Minister, David Cameron, is directly descended from Lady Elizabeth FitzClarence, the illegitimate daughter of William IV, thereby officially proving what many have suspected for a long time that the Prime Minister is a bastard.

Further research into Mr Cameron’s genealogy is being undertaken to ascertain whether there is also any truth to the theory that the Prime Minister’s main character traits are due to the aristocratic blood he inherited from his paternal grandfather’s side of the family or whether his tendency to being an arrogant prick is simply because he’s a bit of a knob.

A spokesperson for Debratt’s explained:

Mr Cameron’s paternal great-great-great-grandmother, Lady Agnes Hay and her parents, the Earl and Countess of Erroll can be found in the 1841 census, but further research will have to be undertaken to ascertain whether the Prime Minister’s particularly prominent tendency to being a bastard has been handed down to him by virtue of his lineage, or whether he has managed to become an utter cock all on his own.


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