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(satire – probably)
Iain Duncan Smith, the Work and Pensions Secretary, has claimed he would be able to survive on as little as 53 pounds of human flesh, 12 pints of blood and a couple of still-beating hearts torn out of the living bodies of unemployed single mothers per week – after housing costs.
The senior Tory was put on the spot after he was asked in an interview on BBC radio if suspicions that he was an evil flesh-eating zombie vomited out from the dark depths of Hell were true.
In reply, the 58 year-old Work and Pensions Secretary defended his predilection for eating human flesh by saying there was an urgent need to reduce the rising costs of the welfare budget by making sure as many unemployed people were eaten as possible.
Mr Duncan-Smith’s revelation that he is a flesh-eating zombie comes just days after another cabinet minister, the Education Secretary Michael Gove complained that “Marxist teachers” were “hell-bent” on thwarting his plans to eat as many children’s brains as possible.
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@TOM PRIDE did you know there is an e petition calling for Iain Duncan Smith to put his money where his mouth is and prove he can live on £53 pw..the petition needs 150,000 to be accepted..at last count it was 120,000…so lets see if he proves what he claims,, knowing him he will bottle it..
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knowing him he will cheat, lie or steal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@guy fawkes he will have to forego his visits to the dog track too..unless he spends his £53 on a few bets..
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This man needs to be assessed immediately.
He is delusional.
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HE’S ALSO AN ABJECT FAILURE…
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MUCH MUST HAVE MORE-DISGRACEFUL
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This self proclaimed “quiet man” should keep his clueless idiotic gob shut for good.
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200,000 people have now signed the petition. IDS’s salary is £1,581 p.w. — which would means a down-sizing of about 96%.
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Or someone might apply some superglue?
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Jeffrey Davies come now it was 53 but you fogot the bedroom tax of 13.50 p yep monies getting tighter now its down to 39.50p ids you bet your last two shillings he not do it
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If anyone wants to do a bit of armchair activism, sign here and see if we can’t embarrass/pressure him into actually having to try and live on £53 for a week.
A noble cause, I think you’ll agree
https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/iain-duncan-smith-iain-duncan-smith-to-live-on-53-a-week
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Ah, sorry. See that i’m a little bit late… still, worth having the link up
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He (IDS) might well be able to survive on this gory diet of human flesh, but which poor, degraded soul would be obliged to clear up after him, since he doesn’t grasp even the most basic aspects of hygiene and decency? http://forum4.aimoo.com/OuchToo/Ouch-Talk/Taking-Responsibility-for-Our-Own-Actions-1-598670.html … …
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@denise prideaux so a shit who speaks shit leaves shit for others..
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Is there any word on just how the Work and Pensions Secretary likes to consume his meat. Will there be any particular recipes and are there particular rearing methods that he will be employing, such as using the police to “tenderize” the humans before slaughter?
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I’m assuming this is satire, even though it seems very close to the truth!
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