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The Prime Minister David Cameron has announced a wide-ranging plan to reduce what he called the ‘scourge’ of flooding across the country by cutting its victims’ financial help and forcing them to work in Poundland for free.
People who have been made homeless or have had their property damaged by the flooding and severe weather conditions could also be expected to attend classes to encourage them to feel more worthless and deferential to their betters under Conservative plans to change the way payments are made to flooding victims.
Mr Cameron said the system of help for flood victims without homes, heating or electricity had gone “truly awry” and a “culture of entitlement” by flood victims had to be addressed if there was to be any improvement in the economy.
Mr Cameron’s speech is being seen as an attempt to reconnect with disgruntled Tory backbenchers who have accused him of allowing the Liberal Democrats to make them look like they give a shit.
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chibipaul said:
Haha
It’s getting harder to know when it is satire and when it isn’t Tom
Well played!
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john keen said:
very good tom but….is it a wise to encourage them with these ideas?
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lightfarer said:
Reblogged this on lightfarer and commented:
i HaVe bin unEmplOyed four 14 yeaRs adn i WlD LUv a jOb iN £laNd
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FinkFurst said:
So you thought this might be true? I can’t say I’m surprised!
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FinkFurst said:
lawl!
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beastrabban said:
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seachranaidhe1 said:
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kathrynd1 said:
I feel for the flood-hit victims. With Dave himself in charge they’re facing a bleak future.
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FinkFurst said:
Dave isn’t in charge of this (or anything else?) and he doesn’t give a damn unless flooding threatens him and his posh pals in the Chipping Norton set. He’s only using this situation for political expediency.
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