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(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!)

It really is very difficult to tell the difference between a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT and a TORY these days. How well can you differentiate between them?

Take this 10-question quiz and find out:

LIB DEM or TORY?

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After you’ve finished, scroll down for more detailed information about the answers:

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1) “Stop reading the Guardian. The Guardian is a spreader of misinformation and lies.” – Lib Dem Paul Burstow 

2) To a Belgian living in the UK: “Get back to f*ck where you came from.” – Lib Dem Dr Vincent McKee

3) “Cutting funds for green energy today would be like cutting funds for Spitfires in 1939.” – Tory Tim Yeo

4) “State owned monopolies are among the greatest millstones round the neck of the economy.” – Liberal Jo Grimond

5) “Doctrinaire, fanatical foot-soldiers of the European cause willing to trample all domestic considerations underfoot.” – Lib Dem Nick Clegg

6) “It is fundamentally part of Britain’s DNA to go to the assistance of those in wretched poverty.” – Tory Andrew Mitchell

7) “Our aim is to create a fairer, safer and greener country where opportunity is more equal.” – Tory David Cameron

8) The NHS should be broken up because: “social insurance systems are identified with greater choice and competition for patients, better funding and health outcomes.” – Lib Dem David Laws

9) “Green taxes as a whole need to go up.” – Tory David Cameron

10) The Bedroom Tax will make “better use of social housing” and “encourage people to look for work.” – Lib Dem Press Office

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