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(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!)
It really is very difficult to tell the difference between a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT and a TORY these days. How well can you differentiate between them?
Take this 10-question quiz and find out:
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After you’ve finished, scroll down for more detailed information about the answers:
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1) “Stop reading the Guardian. The Guardian is a spreader of misinformation and lies.” – Lib Dem Paul Burstow
2) To a Belgian living in the UK: “Get back to f*ck where you came from.” – Lib Dem Dr Vincent McKee
3) “Cutting funds for green energy today would be like cutting funds for Spitfires in 1939.” – Tory Tim Yeo
4) “State owned monopolies are among the greatest millstones round the neck of the economy.” – Liberal Jo Grimond
5) “Doctrinaire, fanatical foot-soldiers of the European cause willing to trample all domestic considerations underfoot.” – Lib Dem Nick Clegg
6) “It is fundamentally part of Britain’s DNA to go to the assistance of those in wretched poverty.” – Tory Andrew Mitchell
7) “Our aim is to create a fairer, safer and greener country where opportunity is more equal.” – Tory David Cameron
8) The NHS should be broken up because: “social insurance systems are identified with greater choice and competition for patients, better funding and health outcomes.” – Lib Dem David Laws
9) “Green taxes as a whole need to go up.” – Tory David Cameron
10) The Bedroom Tax will make “better use of social housing” and “encourage people to look for work.” – Lib Dem Press Office
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Andrew Walker said:
I scored 10%, epic fail. I can’t re post to FB though. Perhaps that’s why im on the dole…..
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translationscrapbook said:
I got 90% and am now quite fearful of the implications of this.
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Keith Roberts said:
I made it to 60%, but in truth there is nothing to speak of between the orange book Lib-Dems and the Tory right.
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nuggy said:
yes theirs more than 4 people at a tory conference.
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