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1) Maria Hutchings – the Tory candidate in the Eastleigh byelection – claimed that her son was too ‘gifted’ for a state school education

2) Tory MP and Welsh Secretary David Jones claimed gay couples “clearly” cannot provide a “warm and safe environment” in which to raise children.

3) Tory MP and Defence Secretary Philip Hammond said that that allowing gay couples to marry would be like sanctioning incest.

4) Liberal Democrats MPs explained that they voted against a Mansion Tax in the House of Commons because they supported it!

5) York Tory councillor Chris Steward said people should not donate to food banks because there is no real poverty in Britain.

6) UKIP Bristol Chairman Philip Collins said every British city should have ‘holding centres’ for immigrants.

7) UKIP candidate John Sullivan claimed physical exercise prevents homosexuality.

8) Tory peer and George Osborne’s father-in-law Lord Howell suggested fracking should be carried out in the North East of England, because there are large, “desolate” areas there.

9) In an apparently serious article, the Daily Mail warned ramblers about the dangers of being attacked by “aggressive foreign” immigrant cows.

10) Environment Secretary Owen Paterson claimed government badger cull targets were missed because “badgers moved the goalposts”.

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