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Debenhams has bought a significant proportion of Nick Clegg’s Principles, most of which went into administration last year, and a spokesperson said the Liberal Democrat leader was prepared to continue selling off his whole range of Principles despite claims he is already morally bankrupt.

The department store chain has already acquired most of the Deputy Prime Minister’s designer collection of Moral Equivocation, however, Mr Clegg’s Values, along with most of his Integrity, was still up for grabs as Pride’s Purge went to press.

Debenhams announced it will be selling the Deputy Prime Minister’s moral code via its department stores, and Mr Clegg’s Principles will be marketed as a cut-price, low value non-exclusive range of rock-bottom values.


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