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IQ according to Einstein

Einstein died and went to heaven only to be informed that his room was not yet ready.

“We’re very sorry, but we’ve got a lot of people to process. I hope you won’t mind waiting in a shared dormitory,” St Peter told him.

“No problem at all,” said Einstein. “No need to make a fuss”.

So St Peter lead him to his temporary dorm.

They entered and Albert was introduced to his new room mates. 

“This is your first room mate,” said St Peter. “He has an IQ of 180!”
“Why that’s wonderful!” said Albert. “We can discuss mathematics!”

“And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!”
“Why that’s wonderful!” said Albert. “We can discuss physics!”

“And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!”
“That’s wonderful! We can discuss politics!”

Then the last man captured Albert’s hand and shook it hard.
“I’m your last room mate and I’m sorry, but my IQ is only 80.”

Albert smiled back at him and said, “Wonderful! We can discuss how best you would like me to refinance my mortgage interest repayments.”

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