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Unemployment in the UK has honoured the memory of Margaret Thatcher’s premiership today by rising to 2.56 million.

The touching tribute came as 20,000 under 25-year-olds also decided to pay their respects to the former prime minister by adding their names to the jobseekers’ register in the last three months.

Manufacturing and construction were also keen to honour the legacy of Britain’s first female prime minister by drastically falling to their lowest level in several years.

And inflation joined in the moving tributes to Lady Thatcher by rising to a nine-month high.

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Related articles by Tom Pride:

Thatcher Funeral – Big Ben To Be Silenced After Being Accused Of Going Ding Dong

Thatcher funeral guest Bernard Ingham accuses Hillsborough relatives of being ‘contemptible’

Opinion poll – more bad news for fans of Thatcher

Miners agree to be beaten up today in honour of Margaret Thatcher

Witches outraged at being compared to former prime minister Margaret Thatcher

UK SINGLES CHART UPDATE – ‘Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead’ in at nr 10

Criticism as MPs mass debate over Lady Thatcher

Parliament to be privatised in Thatcher’s memory

Osborne claims Thatcher “over the worst” and well on way to “full recovery”

Fury as Lady Thatcher is accused of trying to bury bad economic news by dying

Government scraps plans for society to pay for Thatcher funeral after realising it doesn’t exist

Thatcher funeral guest Bernard Ingham accuses Hillsborough relatives of being ‘contemptible’

Right-wing press ‘accuse’ anti-Thatcher activist of having a boob job! (not satire)

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