(satire – I think)
Flying in the face of expert opinion that former prime minister Margaret Thatcher was showing absolutely no signs of life, the Chancellor George Osborne has insisted the 87 year-old baroness is over the worst and is well on the way to making a full recovery.
Mr Osborne’s optimistic assessment of the health of Baroness Thatcher comes despite all indications yesterday that the longest-serving prime minister in the 20th century is in fact unlikely to ever recover from being dead.
However, despite the pessimism from people who actually know better, Mr Osborne said he was confident his recent budget was just as likely to resuscitate Lady Thatcher’s flatlining heartbeat as it was to bring about a recovery of Britain’s equally lifeless economy.
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well said Tom.
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youve got the dail whinging about people celebrating her death that’s after trampling on the graves of 6 children.
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Very clever 🙂
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Tom
Its a sad world when a death releases such spite. Bet you can hardly wait for the one-eyed Scotch loon to to oblige.
Get a life and move on!
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Nah, you’ve lost me. What spite?
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No spite just the linking of two events/circumstances for satirical effect.A well known device.
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Spite, no. I’m just being honest in sharing Tom’s view. I live – and lived – in areas especially hard hit by her manic ‘reforms’, continuing under her successors. Now how can we afford a full military funeral (what for?) when we can’t afford, we’re told, to keep on servicemen or provide proper treatment for injured men and women on discharge? In keeping with her legacy: hold the military funeral using only ex-servicemen on the dole, P45 dismissal slips held smartly at the slope.
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Latest news is Thatcher’s been declared fit for work by ATOS 🙂
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Brilliant! Inspired! Bravo!
I heard that Iain Duncan Smith mentioned that he could have easily survived the stroke and that when he was younger survived many months of strokes.
David Cameron and William Hague were unavailable for immediate comment because they were together enjoying a good stroke.
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On my birthday, Man Utd lost at home to Manchester City, Jim Davidson got arrested and Thatcher died- “rejoice, rejoice”.
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