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A jellyfish was recovering today after it came into close contact with the Prime Minister David Cameron as he chillaxed in the sea with other salt water invertebrates.
The jelly fish’s painful encounter with the venomous creature came as it went for a swim off popular Arrieta beach on the Spanish island of Lanzarote.
But there appeared to be little sympathy for the sea creature after it ignored local advice about the dangers of going near the extremely poisonous prime minister.
The bright red coloured gelatinous zooplankton – a keen swimmer and patron of the Chipping Norton lido outdoor pool in his Oxfordshire constituency – has been staying at the resort with his wife Samantha and children at a £200-a-night yoga retreat since Tuesday.
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Vet’s say it was touch & go but the jellyfish is expected to pull through
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My thoughts and prayers are with the Jellyfish – it’s only a young one and they tend to get into a bit of mischief now and again – hopefully it will have learned it’s lesson…
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im surprised he dident fuck it i would of done.
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they want it the jellyfish whores.
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Reblogged this on Vox Political.
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I heard a spineless creature was attacked, didn’t realise they meant the jellyfish
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What the heck is up with you eviltorypervert? Stop spreading such vulgarity – I’m a woman and can’t abide things like this.
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sorry i cant help it im a tory.
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I’m a fella & I don’t like UKIP & Tory blood sucking barnacles & crude explicit language on the internet . Suspect eviltorypervert maybe an illiterate BNP candidate looking for a rock to crawl under.
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog.
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No – that’s Nick Clegg.
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This url posted to twitter no problem.
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well said, jaypot 2012.. this blogger is too vulgar for this respectable website & his user name is not even amusing.
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Yeah, just like evil Oscar Pistorius’s feeble defence that he couldn’t help shooting his innocent girlfriend in the hip and head, as well as blowing her arm off with expanding bullets……
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There seem to be a number of gelatinous zooplankton living in the environs of Chipping Norton: Charlie Brooks, Rebecca Brooks & Jeremy Clarkson, to name just 3…
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Reblogged this on disillusioned marxist and commented:
He he
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Oh my God !
Oxfordshire CC reports immediate evacuation of all but 6 or maybe 99 residents from the area . Thames Water Board reports that the locks along the river Thames have been over whelmed by an unknown gelatinous substance thought to be a hybrid substance invasion from the Cameroons. However the High Commissioner insists that they do not import or export organisms.
All of our reporters are earnestly attempting to discover the source of this gelatinous invasion and are now at this moment entering into the sewage works to discover their breeding & communication patterns. However at this stage even sewage cannot deter or hinder them.
Stay posted as the crabs are feasting all over the UK!
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