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The new governor of the Bank of England, Mark Carney, has signalled that Britain’s ultra-low rates of interest by its citizens in what the f**k is happening to the economy would remain unchanged until well after the 2015 general election as he stressed that only a big fall in cynicism would bring an end to the high levels of boredom experienced by most people brought about by discussing economic matters.
In a move welcomed by George Osborne as likely to support the UK recovery from its deepest political cynicism in recent history, Carney said he would wait until public interest rates in reality television lowered substantially before considering whether to discuss the dire state of the economy again.
A spokesperson for the Chancellor said:
There are clear signs that levels of public cynicism are still too high but we welcome the continuing low levels of interest by the public in all things economic because then hopefully no-one will notice what a complete pig’s ear we’ve been making of the economy until well after the next election.
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Carney presiding over carnage.
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wasnt overly low intrest rates that caused the crisses in the first place.
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The high levels of boredom over low rates of interest by cynics appears to be spreading.
I would have written more but I can’t be arsed……………………….
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guy fawkes | August 8, 2013 at 11:32 am | Reply
The way politicians and economists are playing politics with peoples lives by creating a housing shortage to try and revitalize a failing housing market is totally immoral – house prices should be going down not up and so too should rents.
Those tenants earning the minimum wage, even in so called affordable housing, are paying a third or more of their income on rent while quantative easing and low interest rates are benefitting those who have been living beyond their means or bought into a high priced housing market and are in debt, how dare they talk of fairness.
I wrote this comment on the johnnie void site regarding a sleep out protest against the bedroom tax.
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it will all crash agian like it did before.
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