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The war of words between Bongo Bongo Land and Cloud Cuckoo Land has worsened after UKIP’s representative to the fantasy island refused to apologise for criticising the amount of aid it spends on hatstands.

Cloud Cuckoo Land is most famous for producing home-grown nuts, bananas and hat stands and the UKIP MEP‘s remarks sparked outrage among anti-racism campaigners after he was filmed saying that aid supplies of Cloud Cuckoo Land hatstands to Bongo Bongo Land were being misappropriated.

However, another senior spokesperson for Cloud Cuckoo Land, Mr Nigel Farage said exports of fruitcakes, cuckoos and boxes of frogs were unlikely to be affected by the controversy.


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