Cameron is clamping down on tax fraud. But by the working poor not the idle rich.
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) It’s not true at all that the Cameron government isn’t tackling tax fraud. …
Tag Archives: Osborne
Treasury forced to sharply revise down economic reality to match GDP projections
(satire?) The Treasury has announced it will revise down economic reality to a range of between 0.3% and 0.5%, after it …
Labour on back foot as Osborne boosts UK economy by including Monopoly money in GDP figures
(satire?) BREAKING – boost to UK economy as George Osborne announces Monopoly money to be included in GDP figures From …
Where’s Nick? Clegg hides during Osborne’s Autumn Statement
(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) Where was Nick Clegg during George Osborne’s Autumn Statement today? Because he was there in …
George Osborne keeps Danny Alexander ‘locked in Treasury fridge’
(satire?) George Osborne has been accused of being so tight-fisted that he keeps his Lib Dem deputy Danny Alexander shut inside the …
George Osborne promises “proper naughty” economy after hiring Dapper Laughs
(satire?) Economic experts have praised George Osborne’s “brave” decision to hire Dapper Laughs as an economic adviser, in what one …
Never mind the EU bill. Here’s something George Osborne really has halved:
(not satire – it’s George Osborne!) George Osborne claims he’s halved the UK’s EU bill. Which is a bit like …
The huge personal sacrifices top politicians are making to reduce the national deficit:
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The graph you won’t see in the Mail. Or the Times. Or the Sun
(not satire – it’s the UK today) Here’s a graph which shows the genius of George Osborne. Despite cutting money …
Dominatrix posts new photo of George Osborne dancing to Spandau Ballet in her flat
(not satire – it’s George Osborne!) Former escort agency owner and Dominatrix Natalie Rowe has posted a new photograph of …
Woman arrested after posting photo of George Osborne at Dominatrix’s flat
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) A woman was arrested today after posting a photograph on Twitter of chancellor …
Osborne to announce possible ‘HS3′ link between his arse and his elbow
(satire?) Chancellor George Osborne was expected to announce plans for a possible new ‘HS3’ line between his arse and his elbow today. The …
Remember. At the peak of austerity, Osborne gave UK’s 300,000 richest households a tax cut
(not satire – it’s George Osborne and Nick Clegg!) It’s so easy to forget. It was so long ago. But …
Government boosts GDP by adding sex and drugs to economy
(not satire – no really, it’s not!) The government’s thought of a sure-fire way to boost the economy. The Office …
Cameron takes heart as polls show just 4 people want Maria Miller to go
(satire?) The PM David Cameron has brushed off claims that culture secretary Maria Miller should resign after he cited polls …
George Osborne adviser to ‘independent’ think tank which claims no middle class squeeze
(not satire – it’s the UK today) A supposedly independent think tank called the Social Market Foundation has produced a …
SURVEY – the Daily Mail thinks George Osborne is sexy. What do you think?
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) Sometimes I fear for the sanity of Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre. In …
Boost to north England economy as Osborne pledges to reduce duty on whippets
(satire?) In his budget announced yesterday, the Chancellor George Osborne has made a big step to improving low growth levels …
Treasury to unveil new 12-sided Vince Cable
(satire?) A new 12-sided Vince Cable has been unveiled by the Chancellor George Osborne to replace the famously two-faced one …
UK inflation of George Osborne’s economic competence hits 4-year low
(satire?) By our Chief Economic Editor Official inflation of the Chancellor George Osborne’s ability to run the economy unexpectedly fell to …
Vulnerable Sheffield man kept as ‘slave’ by Westminster family
(satire?) A Prime Minister has been jailed for six-and-a-half years for imprisoning a vulnerable Sheffield man with learning difficulties and treating him …
Shocking new survey – Conservatives have biggest cocks in House of Commons
(satire?) According to an exclusive new survey conducted by Pride’s Purge, we can reveal that the Conservatives have the biggest …
Tory MP attacks George Osborne as ‘corporatist’
(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) A tweet by Tory MP Zac Goldsmith attacking George Osborne as a ‘corporatist’ …
Autumn Statement: Britain can no longer afford workshy grannies, warns Osborne
(satire?) In a speech to the House of Commons on Thursday, the Chancellor George Osborne set out more details of a …
Osborne’s Autumn Statement in a nutshell: old people are too expensive.
(not satire – it’s Gideon!) Here’s George Osborne’s Autumn Statement in a nutshell so you don’t have to read all the …
Chancellor announces extra cold weather payments for MPs’ horses at risk of cold
(satire?) The Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne this week set out an increased range of financial support and help …
The remarkable short poem which sums up Osborne’s austerity Britain so well
Is this a holy thing to see In a rich and fruitful land, Babes reduced to misery, Fed with cold …
This graph shows the UK economic recovery is just a dangerous London bubble
(not satire – it’s George Osborne!) Here is a graph of house prices by Neal Hudson from Savills estate agents which illustrates very well …
Osborne claims public sector net borrowing targets missed as a result of badgers moving them
(satire?) Chancellor George Osborne’s deficit-busting plans will come under more pressure on Friday as figures show Government borrowing is on …
Housing development where Osborne gave his speech will have separate entrances for rich and poor
(not satire – it’s George Osborne!) George Osborne chose a new housing development in London yesterday to give his speech …
