The Guardian today offered 6 steps that Nick Clegg must take to help rebuild the Lib Dems before the next election.
Personally I don’t think they were anywhere near radical enough.
So here are 6 things I think Nick Clegg needs to do if the Lib Dems are to avoid further meltdown:
1) Nail his scrotum to the floor.
2) With one rusty nail for every year he’s been in coalition.
3) Without anaesthetic.
4) In public.
5) Then apologise.
6) And resign.
That might just do it.
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