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There was relief in severely flood-hit parts of Britain after the Prime Minister David Cameron announced he was taking charge of the crisis by having a meeting.
Mr Cameron led a meeting today of the national emergency committee known as COBRA – after criticism that the official meetings in response to the floods have not been sounding dramatic enough.
After the emergency meeting, the prime minister said he would do “everything that can be done” to have another get-to-together some time in the near future with an even more dramatic-sounding name.
The army has been drafted in and stands ready to provide help with ideas for other eye-catching titles for further committee meetings – options are said to include ‘Anaconda’ , ‘Rattlesnake’ and ‘Black Mamba’
Mr Cameron also pledged he would take personal control of emergency efforts to help households stricken by the floods by making an extra £100m available for further dramatic sounding meetings of top government officials in London.
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Cameron announces plan to reduce flooding by forcing it to work in Poundland
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Lance Dyer (@Lance63) said:
Maybe someone could take an Asp to the next Cabinet Meeting?
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Lisa P said:
Reblogged this on Shoot the messenger and commented:
I sure hope they had enough biscuits.
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Lisa P said:
I feel safer.
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ianchisnall said:
Let us hope he is more committed to helping the people in Somerset than he was those a bit closer to home in Croydon after the 2011 riots!
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Barry Davies said:
Aparently he is having one on disability called boa constrictor because he wants to crush the life out of the disabled.
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Alan Ralph said:
I’ve taken to replacing every mention of COBRA with COA [Covering Our Arses] – seems to me that describes its real function. 🙂
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Chris Tandy said:
Did you know that caMoron’s ‘secret’ COBRA name is SLOWORM ?
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beastrabban said:
Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog.
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smurfinator said:
snake within a snake. inception anyone?
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guy fawkes said:
Perhaps they could make a sequel to ‘snakes on a plane’ called ‘snakes take the blame’ or perhaps ‘snakes on a boat’.
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guy fawkes said:
in a boat.
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seachranaidhe1 said:
Reblogged this on seachranaidhe1.
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sandra bowes-rennox said:
oh please…the snake does not exsist that can describe that piece of shit…i mean cameron and the rest of this nazi goverment…they’ll tell us next their human…that’s a lie…as lower than pond life…yes…may they all rot in hell…THE FIGHT GOES ON…regards…sandra.
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psychoerg said:
His time will come at the election when a massive flood of voters have him thrown out on his tory arse. Drown the git in labour votes !
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bookmanwales said:
As I recall the organisation was not named after a snake. I believe the initials stand for Conservative Organisation (of) Barstewards, Ratbags and Assholes. Well if it doesn’t it should !!
Typical of a council though to try and make a huge profit from a simple sandbag. Maybe someone should check to see who is actually the company supplying the sandbags and at what price.
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bookmanwales said:
oops included a bit from another post in there lol.
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